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Worst comebacks of ALLTIME! (please be appropriate)

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What's the worst comeback you've ever heard? Ones that are appropriate....you know they're so G-rated that they are almost funny?

 

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The worst I heard was: "I'm not dumb! You're just way too smart!"

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"You're mom goes to college" hah. I was laughing crazy, in Geometry to that. :lol:

Your mom. 'Nuff said. No point and proves you have an IQ below 5.

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Your moms the worst comeback of alltime.

 

 

 

Oh yeah. That annoys me so much. It always happens when they have lost in an argument. They just go, 'Ya Ma!'

 

 

 

Your face is annoying as well.Oh and this one is just soo grr, 'I know you are but what am i?'

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I've met so many people that are just like Catherine Tate's character and it's very frustrating.

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takes one to know one...

 

 

 

absolutely pathetic comeback but funny as hell if you keep saying it over and over again. they get soo annoyed ;-)

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Or "Your face is (enter the other persons insult here)"

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Yea, those are all really bad comebacks :XD:

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"Your mum" and "So's your face" are not dumb comebacks at all, in fact, they've already succeeded in this thread. If you use that comeback, and the other person gets angry and/or upset by it, two or three words which don't make sense, then you, my friend, have settled the debate.

 

 

 

Getting wound up by "Your mum" or "So's your face" is a lot worse than using it. Take heed, people of this thread.

I know you are but what am I? *Pee Wee Herman voice*

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Responding with what the same insult as the other person.

 

 

 

Example:

 

Joe: You're a stupid pig

 

Frank: NO! You're a stupid pig

 

 

 

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Frank: Your face is ugly

 

Joe: Your face is ugly

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"You're stupid." and trys to end the agrument

 

That has "I lost, you won" written all over it.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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I find the best comeback to be "NUH-UH!"

Personally, when I know I'll lose an arguement, I start screaming "YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME, YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS" until they lose interest.

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"Yeah, well, thats what she said."

 

 

 

Its actually funny since you just say it at random when some one says somehthing.

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"Yeah, well, thats what she said."

 

 

 

Its actually funny since you just say it at random when some one says somehthing.

 

 

 

Me and my friends are also friends with this one girl, let's call her A. And at random moments, when we think A is just listening to our conversation a bit to get a sense of it, we'll say something like, "Yeah..A did that to me."

 

 

 

It's funny.

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He he, at my school, or as least in my class, we have this yo mama/yo face thing goin on =p. It's really funny. If someone says saomething offensive, we just add yo momma, or, yo face, or, yo mammas face. Or sometimes you just say yo mamma lol.

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well, i'm kinda smart in my class, so whenever i start arguing with someone, they ALWAYS END UP with saying "stop studying your math facts!" or "stop being so smart". it gets old <.<

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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

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I clicked to post "Your mum" :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

So many douches use it and you have to struggle not to be too harsh in reply :uhh:

I once got called a 'bish' for using the waterfountain before some dude... I still dont know what a bish is :-k ... But it made me laugh for a while.

I once got called a 'bish' for using the waterfountain before some dude... I still dont know what a bish is :-k ... But it made me laugh for a while.

 

 

 

Its just another way to say, how to put this... female dog.

 

 

 

it's pretty stupid.

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