Ever saw an NPC say something so weird or so hilarious you felt you had to screeny it, and want to share?

 

Well this is the place :)

 

Also post anything you think Jagex implemented as a joke.

 

 

 

I've got a first one here, but I'll post more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its a rare line from him :) I Just couldnt believe it when I saw it lol (accidentally killed him and had to wait for respawn and alot of clicking to finally get the screeny :) )

 

 

 

Edit : NPCs only say the second funniest things, noobs deserve the first place =D>

nice thread imo.theyres always little lines in the game which ill remeber.

 

theirs a little cutscene in animal magnetism where the leetplayer comes to kill cows.

 

btw the pics in my sig.

 

melzar the mad says some cool things aswell

The bartender's (Varrock blue moon inn) line about where you or he (Can't remember) says stuff about how RuneScape is a computer game.

I seen a picture about soemone saying:

 

I'm gonna buy a million rune ores, and a dragon longsword, and a piece of paper to put on my head! :lol:

When you talk to Ghostly ghosts ( the ones you can only see with a ring of visibility) without a ghost amulet you can do Cats expressions.

 

 

 

All your base are belong to us.

 

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

 

 

 

And when you talk to the crossbow seller in Keldagrim, and he start talking about all the bolts and crossbows, Your characture will say: "Ow my poor bankspace :lol: "

When you talk to Ghostly ghosts ( the ones you can only see with a ring of visibility) without a ghost amulet you can do Cats expressions.

 

 

 

All your base are belong to us.

 

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

 

 

 

And when you talk to the crossbow seller in Keldagrim, and he start talking about all the bolts and crossbows, Your characture will say: "Ow my poor bankspace :lol: "

 

 

 

i like those ghosts... always taked about pie with the ghost at the monastry...

Havent done that many quests but In Fremmy Isles

 

 

 

"The password is Free Stuff Please" said by the king :P

Uri says a lot of weird and some times funny things.

Like krisc said, Melzar sayd random things, like "let me feed my pet rock" and "by the power of custard". To think I was worried about fighting him.....

The drunken man upstairs in the falador bar says something about "Giant hairy cabbages!" :wink:

The wise old man is always a laugh... if he doesn't say anything funny, he's still got huge ears... hehe

The bartender's (Varrock blue moon inn) line about where you or he (Can't remember) says stuff about how RuneScape is a computer game.

He is the one who hints at that.

 

 

 

And the Oracle is a good source of amusement.

 

 

 

"Beware the cabbage; it is both green AND leafy."

 

"It's not you, it's me."

 

 

 

And many more, which I cannot remember at this time.

I remember one of the passwords used by penguins in cold war quest is "cabbage".

women: go away you horrid man <---i find that funny lol

 

 

 

this will be a popular thread

Darn, I can't find my screenie of Uri!

 

 

 

He says ---> 'I was once a poor man, but then I found a party hat.' or something like that :XD:

Darn, I can't find my screenie of Uri!

 

 

 

He says ---> 'I was once a poor man, but then I found a party hat.' or something like that :XD:

 

awww you beat me to it :(

Like krisc said, Melzar sayd random things, like "let me feed my pet rock" and "by the power of custard". To think I was worried about fighting him.....

 

Fear the power of cabbage!

 

Then he summons a cabbage.

Darn, I can't find my screenie of Uri!

 

 

 

He says ---> 'I was once a poor man, but then I found a party hat.' or something like that :XD:

 

awww you beat me to it :(

 

 

 

Hehe :) Reminds me of when doing the quest for the fishing coloney, your character keeps begging to receive the party hat as a reward :XD:

 

 

 

And on another quest (My arm's big adventure) your character finds out a troll dumped a full dragon and alot of other items at trash and therefore cant get them at a reward, he says : "Your worse than that old man that would'nt give me his hat! :x "

 

 

 

Cant beat Jagex at these things :

Swan Song:

 

 

 

"I have the army inside this jar!"

 

 

 

"Have you been drinking?"

 

 

 

I nearly fell out of my chair at that one.

Nice thread. Here's mine.

 

I like what Bob the axe salesman says when you ask him for a quest:

 

"Get yer own!"

 

 

 

I like to say that when people ask me for stuff. :mrgreen:

When talking to Skippy rant, he says something along the lines of

 

 

 

And your characters response to his rants?

Swan Song:

 

 

 

"I have the army inside this jar!"

 

 

 

"Have you been drinking?"

 

 

 

I nearly fell out of my chair at that one.

 

 

 

i did fall oput of my chair when i read this in the quest :oops:

i have a ton.

 

 

 

 

during the shadow sword miniquest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

at the end of icthlarin's little helper

 

 

 

 

 

 

forgettable tale of a drunken dwarf

 

 

 

 

 

 

cabin fever

 

 

 

 

 

 

my arm's big adventure (there was a very funny conversation at the beginning, but i forgot to take a screenshot #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

bob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

bob again.

 

 

 

 

 

and that concludes my slideshow, hoped you liked it!

The first Bob one is brillant! :D