aoe325 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Ever saw an NPC say something so weird or so hilarious you felt you had to screeny it, and want to share? Well this is the place :) Also post anything you think Jagex implemented as a joke. I've got a first one here, but I'll post more. Its a rare line from him :) I Just couldnt believe it when I saw it lol (accidentally killed him and had to wait for respawn and alot of clicking to finally get the screeny :) ) Edit : NPCs only say the second funniest things, noobs deserve the first place =D> Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisc6 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 nice thread imo.theyres always little lines in the game which ill remeber. theirs a little cutscene in animal magnetism where the leetplayer comes to kill cows. btw the pics in my sig. melzar the mad says some cool things aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 The bartender's (Varrock blue moon inn) line about where you or he (Can't remember) says stuff about how RuneScape is a computer game. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I seen a picture about soemone saying: I'm gonna buy a million rune ores, and a dragon longsword, and a piece of paper to put on my head! :lol: danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharockslayer Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 When you talk to Ghostly ghosts ( the ones you can only see with a ring of visibility) without a ghost amulet you can do Cats expressions. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time. And when you talk to the crossbow seller in Keldagrim, and he start talking about all the bolts and crossbows, Your characture will say: "Ow my poor bankspace :lol: " Interrested in joining the cabbagy madness? Click here to go to our forums, and say hi ^^lol one of the biggest pvp updates of the year, and tip it is discussing granite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 When you talk to Ghostly ghosts ( the ones you can only see with a ring of visibility) without a ghost amulet you can do Cats expressions. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time. And when you talk to the crossbow seller in Keldagrim, and he start talking about all the bolts and crossbows, Your characture will say: "Ow my poor bankspace :lol: " i like those ghosts... always taked about pie with the ghost at the monastry... ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Havent done that many quests but In Fremmy Isles "The password is Free Stuff Please" said by the king :P Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpg321 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Uri says a lot of weird and some times funny things. Blog to all 99's! Look here to find out how im doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Like krisc said, Melzar sayd random things, like "let me feed my pet rock" and "by the power of custard". To think I was worried about fighting him..... http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harpy18 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 The drunken man upstairs in the falador bar says something about "Giant hairy cabbages!" :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyMcNabb Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 The wise old man is always a laugh... if he doesn't say anything funny, he's still got huge ears... hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 The bartender's (Varrock blue moon inn) line about where you or he (Can't remember) says stuff about how RuneScape is a computer game.He is the one who hints at that. And the Oracle is a good source of amusement. "Beware the cabbage; it is both green AND leafy." "It's not you, it's me." And many more, which I cannot remember at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesia Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I remember one of the passwords used by penguins in cold war quest is "cabbage". Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 women: go away you horrid man <---i find that funny lol this will be a popular thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Darn, I can't find my screenie of Uri! He says ---> 'I was once a poor man, but then I found a party hat.' or something like that :XD: Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Darn, I can't find my screenie of Uri! He says ---> 'I was once a poor man, but then I found a party hat.' or something like that :XD: awww you beat me to it :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xevocm8velexx Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Like krisc said, Melzar sayd random things, like "let me feed my pet rock" and "by the power of custard". To think I was worried about fighting him..... Fear the power of cabbage! Then he summons a cabbage. Lamest attempt at a lure ever.No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Darn, I can't find my screenie of Uri! He says ---> 'I was once a poor man, but then I found a party hat.' or something like that :XD: awww you beat me to it :( Hehe :) Reminds me of when doing the quest for the fishing coloney, your character keeps begging to receive the party hat as a reward :XD: And on another quest (My arm's big adventure) your character finds out a troll dumped a full dragon and alot of other items at trash and therefore cant get them at a reward, he says : "Your worse than that old man that would'nt give me his hat! :x " Cant beat Jagex at these things : Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Swan Song: "I have the army inside this jar!" "Have you been drinking?" I nearly fell out of my chair at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Nice thread. Here's mine. 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I like what Bob the axe salesman says when you ask him for a quest: "Get yer own!" I like to say that when people ask me for stuff. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 When talking to Skippy rant, he says something along the lines of And your characters response to his rants? Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuit Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Swan Song: "I have the army inside this jar!" "Have you been drinking?" I nearly fell out of my chair at that one. i did fall oput of my chair when i read this in the quest :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pama2901 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 i have a ton. during the shadow sword miniquest at the end of icthlarin's little helper forgettable tale of a drunken dwarf cabin fever my arm's big adventure (there was a very funny conversation at the beginning, but i forgot to take a screenshot #-o bob. bob again. and that concludes my slideshow, hoped you liked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 The first Bob one is brillant! :D Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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