tomdavies90 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Why don't they just call it "Kick my [wagon]" if the parents aren't black then the kid is going to look so stupid walking round, a white person named 4real...not saying it'd be less stupid if a black person was named it but at least then it'd seem less...sureal. Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 my neighbors name is sir melvin and hey while we're at it.... my name is Q'Vontes. yes the V is capitalized and the is a ' Are you black? because black people tend to make up some weird names. No offense or anything, but its true. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 my neighbors name is sir melvin and hey while we're at it.... my name is Q'Vontes. yes the V is capitalized and the is a ' Are you black? because black people tend to make up some weird names. No offense or anything, but its true. yes i am and so is my neighbor but Q'Vontes or Sir Melvin isnt wierd compared to "superman" or "4real".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i123i Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I'ma name my son roflcopter and my daughter lollerskates and I'm hoping when it happens by then internet acronyms will be forgotten when they go to school....imagine their math/science teachers...."Roflcopter Bollmeyer!" -teacher proceeds to rofl- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stan18 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 this kid is gonna end up as [bleep]ed up as his parents by the time hes 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underu2000 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I was named after a Star Wars Villian. Oh, do tell! I wouldn't mind having a name called superman, it would pwn, at least up till 3rd or 4th grade. But with a name like "superman", who needs nicknames? "Supes"? Life is a joke. Yeah, I don't get it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosauromo Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 What was that movie with the kid who's dad named him Pony Boy, and his brother Soda Pop? You only have to type four extra keys for me to not think "ur" an idiot.solardeathray.teensupergenius.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i123i Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 What was that movie with the kid who's dad named him Pony Boy, and his brother Soda Pop? The Outsiders and that's fictional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilformen Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 im actually lol'ing at a lot of these posts... what im thinking is, yeah, a lot of 'normal' names are overused, but naming a kid after a superhero is the other extreme. just find an obscure medieval fantasy series and name your kids after characters, and then in ten or twenty years theyll have awesome names! actually, what i'd do is try to find cool names in other languages, and use those... : 32,606th to 99 magic || 15,388th to 99 dungeoneering || 12,647th to 99 farming14,792nd to 99 range || 24,954th to 99 herblore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 All I have to say is: Scarred for life. Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Hilarious! Go go radical parent squad! Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainy_Day Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I think the child will have a bad childhood, as I'm school he'll be the target of many bullies at school for that name. :/ Bit unfair of the parents. But at 16 he can get his name changed I guess, but 16 years of "Superman" isn't going to go smoothly. :? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)RIP Michaelangelopolous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaquierming Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 4real? Hahahhah. Names with numbers, imagine the possibilities. Nick1453? Yeah, no thanks. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 He'll probably end up calling himself Steve or Clark... A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_OnE Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Though his parents are idiots and the names they've chosen are pretty pathetic, the kid won't necessarily have a hard time fitting in at school or anything. It depends on how he acts. For instance, if he's quiet or if he's ashamed of his name, then kids will make fun. On the other hand, if he's outgoing and lets kids know that he's proud of his name and that he's still just a normal kid, he'll be fine. Heck, with a name like Superman, he might end up being popular. It all depends on how he acts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopingman Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 This just in: Poopingman names parents MORONS Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I'm naming my first born son "Optimus Prime". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarfdude3 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I hope the kid has a sense of humor. But parents should be able to make up whatever names they want for their kids. Go them for being original. And hey, if the kid doesn't like it he can change it at age 18, no real harm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 no real harm done.Never been teased over your name have you? My name is normal enough - Richard - but I went through school hearing every single possible '[bleep]' joke you could think of pretty much every day and it got to the point where I was going to hit someone is they didn't shut up. I'm willing to bet this superman kid is going to get pushed out of a tree by someone expecting him to be able to fly at least once in their youth, and that's just the start out of. No real harm? [cabbage] - tip of the ice berg for that name is physical assult to see if he's the "man of steel". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I'm sure this kid will get somewhat psychologically(sp?) harmed while he's young, others will tease him and make fun of him. I quite approve of the government not allowing such names. There's a limit between being "creative" and just trying to be cool and the ÃÆÃâÃâüber hax0rz using leet-speak. At least if it was something different, like Blissenobiarella... :lol: This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 my neighbors name is sir melvin and hey while we're at it.... my name is Q'Vontes. yes the V is capitalized and the is a ' Are you black? because black people tend to make up some weird names. No offense or anything, but its true. yes i am and so is my neighbor but Q'Vontes or Sir Melvin isnt wierd compared to "superman" or "4real".... Quite so. I just want to know where they came up with Superman, at least 4real had some twisted logic behind it... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 lol, I would hate to be that guy but what really annoys me is when celebrities give their children weird names as a publicity stunt, it's just really not fair on the kids. and by the way, it's not just first names that get jokes, trying going through life with the surname: little (well it wasn't too bad until a bad movie about a mouse who gets adopted by a family with a name that's a synonym for "small" came out) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsdragon Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 worst names i've heard of are Imma Good Pig(first middle last) and Urra Bad Pig(first middle last) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I'm naming my first born son "Optimus Prime". Sorry, someone already has that as a name. (yes, I'm serious. It was on digg a while ago). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurpn711 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 My aunt works at a hospital and told me about a couple who couln't decide on a name for thier newborn. They just coulndt decide between Wolverine (X-Men) and Superman. Poor kid. Side note, Wolverine is way better. Sooo intimidating. :twisted: Hangin loose. Marrentil can die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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