Bubsa Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Well, it's been a while since we had a happy, get all of the community involved type thread, so here goes. To escape the mundaneness of life, me and my friends like to put each other through a series of tasks, called "Tests of Friendship". Now, I doubt this concept is original, but it's damn good fun. Basically, if they're your 'true' friend, than they would perform this inhumane/graphic/groteesque/disgusting task, to prove they would do anything for you. All very lovely isn't it? Well, lately, I've been running out of tests and I thought I'd get a discussion going about what other tests could be done. Now, with everything, there are some rules to what constitutes an appropiate test. What rhymes with rule? Cool. Anyway, here they are: No sexual acts. They tend to ruin, not galvanise, friendship Nothing that will cause significant mental harm. Physical? Well, that's fine. What counts as 'significant', you're call :P Causing direct harm to someone to prove your friendship to someone else. That's not a test, that's cruel. Harming yourself is fine and, generally, that's what most rules are about. No cheating. No quitting. Only quitters quit, and Triple T, is a hitter. And that's about it really. Here's a few existing Tests of Friendship: If you're really my friend, you'll pick my ear wax and eat it. If you're really my friend, you'll suck my big toe. If you're really my friend, you'll get naked. If you're really my friend, you'll get me a drink. If you're really my friend, you'll let me put make up on you. (Hate this one) If you're really my friend, you'll eat that yellow bit of snow. If you're really my friend, you'll let me towel snap you. If you're really my friend, you'll eat the pizza that's been there for 3 days. If you're really my friend, you will let me make your next haircut. -Abelmisi If you're really my friend, you will let me put a towel around your eyes and guide you around. -Abelmisi If you're really my friend, you will share me your embarassing stories.-Abelmisi If you're really my friend you will let me make you a coctail without seeing what I put in it. - Abelmisi If you're really my friend you'll shoot yourself in the foot with a BB gun -darkmage If you're really my friend, you'll tell that shady looking Italian type that I can't make this week's payment for me - Necro If you're really my friend you'll retrieve this bag of jelly babies from the river. - Ragen If you're really my friend, you will... Eat my toenail - Matt If you're really my friend you will drive through the city, windows down, sub woofer cranking with the spice girls playing. Then, driving up to a female driver singing "tell me what you want, what you really, really want". - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll sing your job interview.- IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will scratch a scratchie ticket in the middle of the mall then yell "OH MY *beep* GOD!" while thrusting the ticket up in the air.- IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will slap some random on the arse and say "sorry I thought you were someone else". - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will scream "TOUCHHHHHHHH DOWNN!!" in the middle of the public library. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will approach a stranger wearing your boxers on your head, introducing yourself as "pantsman 2000". - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will walk your dog around the neighbourhood wearing matching outfits. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will enter star bucks (or any other cafe) and yell "we can't stop here, this is bat country" while running straight back out. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you will lick the recently used fly swatter. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll attempt to skate on the treadmill. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll drink my mystery milkshake. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll do the chicken dance in the middle of a busy beach in your speedos. - IGoddessI If you're really my friend you'll tackle that big hairy looking second row for me. - assassin If you're really my friend you'll test whether or not that yoghurt is really past it's use by date or not. - assassin If you're really my friend you'll pop one of my zits. - Powman3 If you're really my friend, you will taste the thing on the ground to make sure that it's chocolate. - Killerred05 If you were really my friend you would place the biggest, salt and vinegar chip on your tongue - IGoddessI If you were really my friend, you'd spend 5 minutes in a revolving door, going around and around and around.... - VurtualRuler98 And so on. Get thinking people! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abelmisi Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you will let me make your next haircut. If you're really my friend, you will let me put a towel around your eyes and guide you around. If you're really my friend, you will share me your embarassing stories. If you're really my friend, and you're a male, you will tell me the size of your joystick. (The computer one of course.) If you're really my friend, you will let me hook you up with a date. If you're really my friend, you will let me borrow money from you anytime. If you're really my friend you will pay for my drinks next time we go clubbing. If you're really my friend you will let me make you a coctail without seeing what I put in it. More to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll make/buy me dinner If you're really my friend you'll do my laundry. If you're really my friend you'll buy for me. If you're really my friend you'll drink from that abandoned house's drain. If you're really my friend you'll shoot yourself in the foot with a BB gun (obviously nothing that would blow a hole open). If you're really my friend, you'll think of more stuff to post here and post it for me. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'll tell that shady looking Italian type that I can't make this week's payment for me My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'd stay the way you are and keep being my slave for the rest of your life. Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend you will run around a psychologist's institute exclaiming, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend you will die for me. [kills all humour] If you're really my friend you will not masturbate whilst thinking of my gf. [let the humour begin] A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlanders Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you are really my friend then you will stop asking your ridiculous and unreasonable "If you are really my friend.." requests, because a good friend doesn't ask his buddy to "eat yellow snow" for his personal pleasure. 2480+ total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you are really my friend then you will stop asking your ridiculous and unreasonable "If you are really my friend.." requests, because a good friend doesn't ask his buddy to "eat yellow snow" for his personal pleasure. If you're really my friend you'll stop being a little wuss. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron8000 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you are really my friend then you will stop asking your ridiculous and unreasonable "If you are really my friend.." requests, because a good friend doesn't ask his buddy to "eat yellow snow" for his personal pleasure. Its because of people like you we can't have nice threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlanders Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you are really my friend then you will stop asking your ridiculous and unreasonable "If you are really my friend.." requests, because a good friend doesn't ask his buddy to "eat yellow snow" for his personal pleasure. If you're really my friend you'll stop being a little wuss. :P Don't worry, I would never be friends with an idiot such as you. Asking requests like those is very immature and pisses people off, that's all it's going to get you. I have no problem with it if you do it in a "joking" fashion, but if you ask it and seriously expect the person to do it, then you're a fool. 2480+ total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 I will lightheartedly and wussishly agree with highlanders, minus the general baggage that comes with his retorts :P :-w . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron8000 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Asking requests like those is very immature and pisses people off, that's all it's going to get you. I have no problem with it if you do it in a "joking" fashion, but if you ask it and seriously expect the person to do it, then you're a fool. Last holiday I went on I took a slap in the face from a freshly caught dogfish on the promise a friend would run a lap of the camp-site in next to nothing (why do Bubsa's topics always attracted thong related running!?). I had fun on my holiday What do you do? read? think? sit in a corner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 I have ... No friends. For that reason this thread is the saddest thing I've ever read. My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 I think ive done all the Bubsa ones hehe Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll retrieve this bag of jelly babies from the river. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted October 22, 2007 Author Share Posted October 22, 2007 Added a few which fit the theme to the original post : highlanders, I do hope that one day you will stop taking life so literally, get a sense of humour and actually enjoy life. Of course eating yellow snow doesn't determine how good of a friend you are. It's called a joke, for smeg's sake. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend you will... Eat my toenail ewww Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainy_Day Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'll donate your organs to me as and when I require them. If you're really my friend, you'll dispose of this package and ask no questions. My imagination fails today. :-k ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)RIP Michaelangelopolous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intriguing Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'll wear women's clothes down the street to make me feel attractive again. Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amoeba_009 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you are really my friend then you will stop asking your ridiculous and unreasonable "If you are really my friend.." requests, because a good friend doesn't ask his buddy to "eat yellow snow" for his personal pleasure. If you're really my friend you'll stop being a little wuss. :P Don't worry, I would never be friends with an idiot such as you. Asking requests like those is very immature and pisses people off, that's all it's going to get you. I have no problem with it if you do it in a "joking" fashion, but if you ask it and seriously expect the person to do it, then you're a fool. Jesus, get off your highhorse and calm down. :-s If you were my friend you'd dress up as pedo bear with me for halloween. \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted October 22, 2007 Author Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend you will... Eat my toenail ewww That's fantastic. I'm using that one tomorrow. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'll tell that shady looking Italian type that I can't make this week's payment for me What do you mean you can't make the payment, I'll have to send Topo Geego(if thats how you spell his name) after you! If you're really my friend, you'll protect me from the evil monkey in my closet, HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'll buy me a man-thong. :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom1200 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 If you're really my friend, you'll help move this dead body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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