your favorite quotes

[magnumb]

"If it is to be, It is up to me"

 

Small words, great quote. Ben Hogan (famous golfer)

[OldJoe]

I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought with. But i do know that World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

 

 

 

---Einstein.

[remoteman]

"Organised people are just too lazy to look for things." - Unknown

 

 

 

"Death is like a [bleep], it comes for everyone, and when it does, you're (screwed)" - Hilltop Hoods song, can't remember which

 

 

 

"The Amiable man seeks to change himself to suit the world. The difficult man seeks to change the world to suit himself, thus all progress depends on the difficult man." - George Benard Shaw, used in an english speech on whether the relationship between the indivual and his/her society is symbiotic. Interesting question.

[Ginger_Warrior]

Zelos talking to sheena:

 

 

 

Zelos: (asks Sheena a ?)

 

Sheena: I don't know.

 

Zelos: Well now we know that your brain is not as large as your chest.

 

 

 

:XD: Thats funny everytime I hear it.

 

TBH, there were a thousand and one quotes from that game that would have been more meaningful. :lol:

[Bo4345]

"The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, 'people without lives.' We don't care. We have each other..."

 

 

 

-Dave Barry, Author/Comedian

 

 

 

It's in my sig also

[Goldenjkered]

So many quotes so little time!

 

 

 

1. Pure Pwnage (Cooking with Dave)

 

Dave: So basically, I'm just really pro at cooking.

 

 

 

2. Weird one, but on Takesi's Castle this was said when sumo rings was being played

 

 

 

Craig Charles: He's not called porky because he's fat, it's his name.

 

 

 

3. This is Sparta!!

 

 

 

4. I'm sorry, I think you might be a little bit confused, you mixed me up with someone who actually gives a crap (or something along the lines of that - Scrubs - Dr Cox)

[Guest]

Its a favorite of mine because it reminds me of the futility of war. Its a sad truth:

 

 

 

"When One man Dies its a Tragedy, when Multitudes Die its merely a Statistic."

[warri0r45]

Its a favorite of mine because it reminds me of the futility of war. Its a sad truth:

 

 

 

"When One man Dies its a Tragedy, when Multitudes Die its merely a Statistic."

 

 

 

Prime example: U.S soldiers lose 3,873 in Iraq, Aussies lose 2. Howard and Rudd go to both men's funerals and they each get a news story. It's partly a consequence of how many die how often. It's kind of sad that the 3,873 Americans don't each get their own news story and a funeral visit from Bush, but that's basically impossible.

 

 

 

http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/ir ... index.html

 

 

 

It's kind of sad to see a face to these statistics...

[Utopianflame]

"I'm free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally."

 

 

 

I like that one, can't remember who said it though...

 

 

 

Thats from Dirty Harry I think.

 

 

 

Some from Planescape Torment:

 

 

 

"Fall-from-Grace: Time is not your enemy, forever is. "

 

 

 

"Dak'kon: Endure. In enduring, grow strong. "

 

 

 

"Nameless One: It insults the dead when you treat life carelessly. "

 

 

 

"Transcendent One: The weak suffer. I *endure*. "

 

 

 

"Nameless One: I wonder what it was I said that made death reject me."

 

 

 

"Morte: Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back... "

 

 

 

This is from Geneforge 4

 

 

 

"I intend to find out who has the most treasure, kill them, take it and repeat the process"

[jokemaster]

"I love to walk in the rain, as only them no one can see me crying " Charlie Chaplin

[Lenin64]

My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!!!

 

It's not pink, it's lightish red!

 

 

 

Or better yet, "I can't believe I died for this war". as Church said.

 

 

 

You would think so too after being teamkilled :mrgreen:

 

Yea, well, they already have a name for lightish red. You know what it is? Pink. :XD:

 

Pretty much anythiung ever said during RVB, but these are the last few I'll mention:

 

Church:"You can't do that, I'm a Captain!"

 

Doc:"No, you're a private with a dead Captain. That makes you a Private....with a dead Captain"

 

 

 

O'Malley: "Prepare for an oblivion for which there is no preparation!!!"

 

 

 

And the one, the ultimate:

 

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow wow!"

 

 

 

And this one by me:

 

Take the stairs? Humans invented elevators because our brain evolved enough for us to create superior technology. What you're suggesting just isn;t natural."

[speedofsound]

"If humans could put rainbows in a zoo, they'd do it" - Calvin & Hobbes

 

 

"It must be hard; Those who take authority as truth, rather than truth as the authority" - G. Massey

 

 

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." - Unknown

 

 

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - M.K. Gandhi

 

 

 

"Break em' down, break em' down, break em' down, these walls between us" - Unknown (To me, maybe someone could fill me in?)

 

 

"The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it." - Carl Becker

 

 

 

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." - Euripides

 

 

 

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." - Ann Landers

[meol]

I've recently heard this one, and I liked it a lot, might as well share it:

 

"Everybody's born to compete as he chooses, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?"

[m0nkeym0j030]

From final fantasy 12

 

Fran on a flying motorcycle:I dont know!! its not heeding me!!!

 

Balthier:UH OH!!!

 

Vaan barely holding on to balthiers hand dangling from the bike while an explosion happens under his feet:Im slipping!!!

 

Balthier:NOT GOOD!!!

[jayc3399]

"Good, Better, Best, never let it rest. Till your good is better, and your better is best." ~ Unknown

 

 

 

"Be who you are, and say what you feel. For those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Seuss

 

 

 

"You sometimes see more meaning in a black-and-white photo as opposed to a colored one." - Brandon

[Lenin64]

I notice, as I read through this topic, that several of these quotes have wound up in sigs. Some were there already, but I think a few were recently placed. Coincidentally, the person who posted the quote siggied it. Brainstorm ftw? :-k

[NinjaChicken]

I have loads of favourite quotes from the ghotto (jk) (lol)

 

 

 

1. Lifes a game, play or be played.

 

 

 

2. Lifes a test, no cheating.

 

 

 

3. Get rich or claim benefits.

 

 

 

4. He who laughs last, laughs best.

[Nadril]

I notice, as I read through this topic, that several of these quotes have wound up in sigs. Some were there already, but I think a few were recently placed. Coincidentally, the person who posted the quote siggied it. Brainstorm ftw? :-k

 

 

 

The quote I had posted was already in mah sig, if you're talking about me. :P

[Pianist4]

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

 

Jimi Hendrix

 

not sure if someone posted this already. didn't bother to read every single post

[nine naked men]

"Lord Vetinari paused. He found it difficult to talk to Frederick Colon. He dealt on a daily basis with people who treated conversation as a complex game, and with Colon he had to keep on adjusting his mind in case he overshot."

 

 

 

- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

 

 

 

""Well, well," said one leering. "Come to keep us company, have you, my pretty?

 

"I was looking for the dungeons," Said Magrat, to whom the words 'Sexual Harassment' were just a mere jumble of syllables."

 

 

 

- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

[Sir_Alex85]

Can't play wit tha big dogs? Get off tha porch!

[Quoi_Tu]

"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."

 

 

 

- Clint Eastwood

[kalesh]

"If we don't end war, war will end us" a famous person during world war 2

 

 

 

"Time does not wait for us, we will have to catch time." I create this. :P

 

 

 

Catch time means you'll have to catch hold of the time flowing through our lives. Which i meant, to use them whenever, wherever there is time.

[Giant_Torti]

From Pulp Fiction...

 

Marsellus Wallace, to Butch, who's just rescued him from a couple real bad guys.

 

 

 

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' censored, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm a get medieval on your [wagon].

 

 

 

From Aliens...

 

After witnessing the dropship that was supposed to rescue them, crashing and exploding.

 

 

 

Hudson: Game over man... Game over!

 

 

 

From Serenity....

 

 

 

Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

 

 

 

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

 

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".

 

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

[Lenin64]

 

ETA, Damn quick!!

 

 

 

Prophet of Truth: I am..Truth! The Voice of the Covenant!

 

Arbiter: And so, you must be silenced