November 15, 200718 yr Since We are having a News Topic Spurt, I thought why not post this lol Not being Harsh but on Death Certificate....Cause of Death "Trying to enter Cat Flap" :uhh: A man has been found dead in a cat flap after trying to get back into his girlfriend's house. The cat flap where Mr Tucker died (pic: News4Jax.com)Charles Tucker, 32, was found at the house in St Augustine in Florida several hours after his girlfriend had asked him to leave. Mr Tucker's friend Will Elliot said: "He's a big guy. I don't even know how he could fit through there. "They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there, like he was to reach up and unlock the door, because there's no way he could fit through there." Officials called case one of the strangest they had seenMr Tucker's girlfriend called 911 when she found him and the emergency services arrived within four minutes, but he was already dead. Officials, who described the accident as one of the strangest they had ever seen, had had an encounter with Mr Tucker the day before his death. They had found him slumped over the wheel of his car and he was taken to hospital and later discharged. A cause of death has not yet been established. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,, ... 79,00.html
November 15, 200718 yr pointless news story - but that's one less stupid person wasting oxygen. A friend to all is a friend to none.
November 15, 200718 yr I hope you didn't expect this to generate any discussion besides people calling him a stupid idiot. Penguin Power!^The last great war of the Wilderness....Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....
November 15, 200718 yr Author I hope you didn't expect this to generate any discussion besides people calling him a stupid idiot. Basically :-k I Wonder if He'll get published into the Darwin Book thing
November 15, 200718 yr I hope you didn't expect this to generate any discussion besides people calling him a stupid idiot. Basically :-k I Wonder if He'll get published into the Darwin Book thing Charles Darwin? :P. "In rare cases, some humans can de-evolve back into their old relatives with a lower intelligence compared to that of the average human". Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements
November 15, 200718 yr Lol. "Estimated time of death... 9:04. Cause: Died of being silly." #-o Resources / My Photos / INSPIRATION BLAWG
November 15, 200718 yr Charles Darwin? :P. "In rare cases, some humans can de-evolve back into their old relatives with a lower intelligence compared to that of the average human". Or this.. Cool.
November 15, 200718 yr Charles Darwin? :P. "In rare cases, some humans can de-evolve back into their old relatives with a lower intelligence compared to that of the average human". Or this.. Damn, you beat me to it. Darwin Awards rule, you all should have a good look through, and perhaps buy the books. For some reason, 'death by cat-flap' has a nice ring to it. :-k ~ W ~
November 15, 200718 yr Let this be a lesson to you men - Don't go delving into your girlfriend's flaps without her permission. The Poison Fairy
November 15, 200718 yr Author Let this be a lesson to you men - Don't go delving into your girlfriend's flaps without her permission. I won't, I swear :^o
November 15, 200718 yr Whaaat :anxious: :XD: :uhh: How'd he die, seriously :lol: [insert birds flying in a circle here]Yes, that sig was annoying.
November 15, 200718 yr I thought by cat flap, it was just a fancy wording for something like toddler tunnel
November 15, 200718 yr Haha, I was so going to mention Darwin awards yet seems like everyone beat me to it.
November 16, 200718 yr It's a human life lost, but I just can't feel sorry for him. What the heck was he thinking, squeezing through a hole 8 times smaller than your body? :shock: I seriously hope there was 'more to it'...
November 16, 200718 yr The article makes it seem like he was just trying to unlock the door, which isn't that stupid.. :| It also said that he had a problem the day before where he was slumped the wheel (steering wheel?) of his car. Maybe he had some kind of condition. Said condition kicked in while he got himself stuck in the pet door. Runescaper (off and on) since late 2001
November 16, 200718 yr I totally got the wrong idea from that title. This thread is so much less awesome now. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers
November 16, 200718 yr I hate to say this, but that would be funny if he had lived. I mean imagine a big fat guy finally getting up, but breaking the door in the process so he gets up with a massive "necklace" around his head :lol: But thats a horrible way to die......R.I.P. Don't try that at home kids :wall: Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board!
November 16, 200718 yr Am I the only one who thinks that a "News Article" subforum would be a great idea for the OT?
November 16, 200718 yr I totally got the wrong idea from that title. This thread is so much less awesome now. Hahaha!
November 16, 200718 yr Hell have no fury like a woman's flap. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
November 16, 200718 yr Am I the only one who thinks that a "News Article" subforum would be a great idea for the OT? That thought has been entertained a few times... But no, not necessarily. People have this weird concept that "news article -> instant bad thread" "News" articles aren't made up stories, they are events which have just happened in the world recently. If you can add a point worth discussing to go with the article, it's perfectly fine. As I remember Mercifull pointing out once, "not another news article with no input from the poster". Posting an article and adding nothing yourself is something you should avoid. It destroys the point of 'discussion'. And... We aren't exactly saturated with things to talk about here on off topic. :lol:
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