The_Gabe Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 You should go up to her while walking the dinasaur. 1 Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Girl I'm chatting with is "looking for Mr. Wright." Must... Resist... Urge to ask her who Mr. Wright is and where she thinks he could have run off to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishamael Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Girl I'm chatting with is "looking for Mr. Wright." Must... Resist... Urge to ask her who Mr. Wright is and where she thinks he could have run off to... I hope you did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 i hope you didn't because that would be a pretty lame joke and wouldn't even work that well like if it was in text chat it'd be overly obvious and too tryhard, but in real life it wouldn't even be a joke unless you like elbowed her in the ribs and was like "GET IT GET IT?" source: i have used that joke in real life several times and it's never worked (like 8 times) sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Tell her it's possible "mr wright" has flown away 1 "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Girl I'm chatting with is "looking for Mr. Wright." Must... Resist... Urge to ask her who Mr. Wright is and where she thinks he could have run off to...I have a friend whose last name is actually Wright. Believe it or not, he already has plans to get married with his girlfriend... Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonian dude Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Please, could you use Prets instead of Saq? Saq is a place, Prets is my real nickname. Makes it much easier to me. And what if my final goal is not to just bang someone? So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 The advice is still valid. The idea is to approach things in a way that doesn't kill things before they ever have a chance. You can't control if someone likes you or not, that's up to reality, so really you're just modifying your target criteria I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Prets, your mindset is that you should make sure she's right for you and then have sex. Why not go the other way around, if it increases your chances dramatically?PS: Where I come from the SAQ is a public alcohol distribution company. Just saying :lol: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaida23 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Are you from la belle province Omar? I had no idea you were so close. Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 We're in the same city! Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Awwwww, you two should go on a date. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 No dates. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Now kiss. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Come to my place on Thursday for drinks. 1 Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Bring a towel. Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 ^Implying one should ever be without a towel. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constrictor Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 ^Implying one should ever be without a towel. <hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy reference here> muziclab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 By the power vested in me, I now declare you Omar, and you Kaida, to be city buddies. You may now hug your friend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Don't worry, muggi. We got a pre-bud. 4 Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 That was... beautiful.... :cry: 1 The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaida23 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I'm laughing so hard right now. You guys are awesome! 1 Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishamael Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Wait, you're telling me there's other people from Quebec in this thread? Three-way date anyone? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 We're from Ottawa. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 And here I am in Jersey all by my lonesome. There was a TIFer an hour or two north of me, but I don't think he's around much anymore :/ Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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