August 14, 201114 yr How do I possibly invite a girl to come wash my car in her bikini without making it painfully obvious that I want her in a bikini...?I'm actually stumped on this one. The girl is more than willing on coming, it's the bikini wearing part that's busting my balls. She's too smart and I wouldn't feel right ruining whatever shes wearing so that she strips into underwear, there's nothing I can do!!.... Are you that lazy to wash it yourself and demand a chick in a bikini to do it for you JUST for your entertainment? Besides, aren't there places for that anyway...Always pick the fun option. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
August 14, 201114 yr How do I possibly invite a girl to come wash my car in her bikini without making it painfully obvious that I want her in a bikini...?I'm actually stumped on this one. The girl is more than willing on coming, it's the bikini wearing part that's busting my balls. She's too smart and I wouldn't feel right ruining whatever shes wearing so that she strips into underwear, there's nothing I can do!!.... Are you that lazy to wash it yourself and demand a chick in a bikini to do it for you JUST for your entertainment? Besides, aren't there places for that anyway...Always pick the fun option. She's already washing the car, why not make it interesting? ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
August 14, 201114 yr Laid in bed feeling increasingly sick from 1-2am and finally felt so terrible I had to rush to the bathroom and didn't know whether to sit on the toilet or kneel in front of it. Lets say I'm glad I picked the right one. Still feeling awful. Tumblr. Follow me!
August 14, 201114 yr Sister left a couple hours ago. Her room is clean and most of the stuff is gone, AND I can't have it. :( PM me for fitocracy invite
August 14, 201114 yr Night is ruined. :| So far my mate and his friend who's up here have been going at it all night for the past 3 hours. Which is making me VERY uncomfortable being it the room next door... It's like living at home with my sister all over again |: EDIT: and I just found out she apparently has a large sex drive which means two things: 1) I get lucky tomorrow when everyone's gone out, or2) I hear them going at it ALL night. Popoto.~<3
August 14, 201114 yr Sister left a couple hours ago. Her room is clean and most of the stuff is gone, AND I can't have it. :(When my sister left for college it was really sad. Now she is out of college and a Doctor, which is cool and all but I still miss my big sister :( [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]
August 14, 201114 yr I don't want my sisters to leave home yet because I'm still here and I don't want those brats out and about before I. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
August 14, 201114 yr Planning on going swimming at a friends house. We'll probably play some [bleep]ing sick games in the pool with those sweet torpedo toys. | My Tumblr |
August 14, 201114 yr Night is ruined. :| So far my mate and his friend who's up here have been going at it all night for the past 3 hours. Which is making me VERY uncomfortable being it the room next door... It's like living at home with my sister all over again |: EDIT: and I just found out she apparently has a large sex drive which means two things: 1) I get lucky tomorrow when everyone's gone out, or2) I hear them going at it ALL night. Threesome time. Planning on going swimming at a friends house. We'll probably play some [bleep]ing sick games in the pool with those sweet torpedo toys. Oh? What kind of games? 'Special' games? :lol: PM me for fitocracy invite
August 14, 201114 yr Night is ruined. :| So far my mate and his friend who's up here have been going at it all night for the past 3 hours. Which is making me VERY uncomfortable being it the room next door... It's like living at home with my sister all over again |: EDIT: and I just found out she apparently has a large sex drive which means two things: 1) I get lucky tomorrow when everyone's gone out, or2) I hear them going at it ALL night. Threesome time. [spoiler=It's not gay if it's in a threeway] ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
August 14, 201114 yr It's not gay if it's in a threewayYes it is. Another man's penis is uncovered dangerously close to mine. No. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
August 14, 201114 yr Going out with some friends for our yearly summer sushi night. Only time of the year I have sushi, I'm excited Tumblr. Follow me!
August 14, 201114 yr It's not gay if it's in a threewayYes it is. Another man's penis is uncovered dangerously close to mine. No. Wrong, it's bisexual. When the both of you can get it right, we'll continue. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
August 14, 201114 yr I finally finished all my shopping for my apartment just in time for Sunday Funday. Cheers :thumbsup: "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."
August 14, 201114 yr It's not gay if it's in a threewayYes it is. Another man's penis is uncovered dangerously close to mine. No. Wrong, it's bisexual. When the both of you can get it right, we'll continue.Semantics. There's an increasing body of evidence to suggest to that to some degree, we're all bisexual, it's just that the vast majority swing heavily to the heteresexual side of the spectrum. Today I withdrew some money from my account. I always take a receipt to check how I'm doing, and I discovered I'm no longer in overdraft. Nine months in the red, now in the black. Damn does that feel good. :^_^: | Favourite Game Music | Last.fm | HYT Friend Chat Rules |
August 15, 201114 yr School starts tomorrow :( [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
August 15, 201114 yr I still have 3 more weeks. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
August 15, 201114 yr I still have 3 more weeks.Same.*High five*I don't got school anymore. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
August 15, 201114 yr It's good to be the king, eh? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
August 15, 201114 yr He just one-upped you dude, you guys aren't at the same level. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 15, 201114 yr I don't got school anymore. But you have to work a lot now. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
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