Today me and my sis made an impromptu family tree and god damn, I have 24 cousins O__o

 

Other than that, making some online purchases of hopefully not fake figurines. Using my mom's card so she's getting a bit antsy >__> Trust me woman.

 

She's the worst, once when I was driving and had to reverse because of a narrow road, she actually grabbed onto the steering wheel and nearly made me crash into another car. And she's always chanting 'Break, break, break, break... BREAKKKK!!' I know when to break ;__;

I spent about 4 months of non-stop channing. It isn't good for your mental health, trust me :?

 

 

 

 

 

Today I plan on going outside :o I've not had smartprice chocolate in a week and I can't stand it any more... I NEED some.

I spent about a year doing that, and I'm only just recovering from it. I'm starting to be disgusted by things I used to find funny.

 

 

 

Also, Smartprice chocolate is VILE. Seriously, that stuff is the devil's work. Give me some Bournville anyday.

 

At 27p a bar it isn't vile! If I were to fork out for proper chocolate, at the rate I eat it I LITERALLY would be homeless.

 

 

 

It's really good

I spent about 4 months of non-stop channing. It isn't good for your mental health, trust me :?

 

 

 

 

 

Today I plan on going outside :o I've not had smartprice chocolate in a week and I can't stand it any more... I NEED some.

I spent about a year doing that, and I'm only just recovering from it. I'm starting to be disgusted by things I used to find funny.

 

 

 

Also, Smartprice chocolate is VILE. Seriously, that stuff is the devil's work. Give me some Bournville anyday.

 

At 27p a bar it isn't vile! If I were to fork out for proper chocolate, at the rate I eat it I LITERALLY would be homeless.

 

 

 

It's really good

You have a point there. I barely eat chocolate. Also, how can you eat as much chocolate as you claim to and not be fat? (I assume you're not)

I spent about 4 months of non-stop channing. It isn't good for your mental health, trust me :?

 

 

 

 

 

Today I plan on going outside :o I've not had smartprice chocolate in a week and I can't stand it any more... I NEED some.

I spent about a year doing that, and I'm only just recovering from it. I'm starting to be disgusted by things I used to find funny.

 

 

 

Also, Smartprice chocolate is VILE. Seriously, that stuff is the devil's work. Give me some Bournville anyday.

 

At 27p a bar it isn't vile! If I were to fork out for proper chocolate, at the rate I eat it I LITERALLY would be homeless.

 

 

 

It's really good

You have a point there. I barely eat chocolate. Also, how can you eat as much chocolate as you claim to and not be fat? (I assume you're not)

 

By... I dunno, not eating all that much else? 2 slices of bread is a meal to me =/

 

 

 

I wish I knew, but I've been chomping down 100g bars of Smartprice chocolate since I can remember. I swear to God I WILL get withdrawal symptoms someday from it =/

I don't exactly eat much but I often wake up fatter than I was the day before.

I'm writing my screenplay for :SEX, VIOLENCE & ROCK'N'ROLL. I'm also considering buying a camcorder, to make short films. I'll have to at some point if I want to get into any film school. Which will be expensive ... Dang.

Om nom nom.

 

You guys are making me hungry.

I need computer help. Someone in mi familia made the toolbar or whatever (the thing with Windows start, itunes, etc.) is at the top of the page, how do I bring it back down to the bottom?

 

 

 

Thanks.

I need computer help. Someone in mi familia made the toolbar or whatever (the thing with Windows start, itunes, etc.) is at the top of the page, how do I bring it back down to the bottom?

 

 

 

Thanks.

 

Right click > Uncheck "Lock the taskbar" > Drag it down

At 27p a bar it isn't vile! If I were to fork out for proper chocolate, at the rate I eat it I LITERALLY would be homeless.

 

 

 

It's really good

If you want to cut down on how much chocolate you eat, eat ACTUAL chocolate so then you feel bad everytime you buy the overly-expensive-yet-so-tasty chocolate.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and..................................... a coke."

 

 

 

The bartender says: "What's up with the big pause?"

 

 

 

"I don't know," the bear says. "I've had them all my life"

 

 

 

Just heard this joke, and I peed a little bit. I thought I should share it with you guys.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and..................................... a coke."

 

 

 

The bartender says: "What's up with the big pause?"

 

 

 

"I don't know," the bear says. "I've had them all my life"

 

 

 

Just heard this joke, and I peed a little bit. I thought I should share it with you guys.

 

The sad thing is that this joke works a lot better textually, unless somehow you indicate "paws" with your bare hands.

4 people regularly go to my livestream now.

4 people regularly go to my livestream now.

 

Livestream?

4 people regularly go to my livestream now.

 

Livestream?

 

 

 

Check the advertising sticky. He has a post about it there.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and..................................... a coke."

 

 

 

The bartender says: "What's up with the big pause?"

 

 

 

"I don't know," the bear says. "I've had them all my life"

 

 

 

Just heard this joke, and I peed a little bit. I thought I should share it with you guys.

 

The sad thing is that this joke works a lot better textually, unless somehow you indicate "paws" with your bare hands.

 

Yeah, but a good vocal one is anything that begins with a bear and ends with him killing somebody with his: BEAR HANDS. Aaaahahah.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and..................................... a coke."

 

 

 

The bartender says: "What's up with the big pause?"

 

 

 

"I don't know," the bear says. "I've had them all my life"

 

 

 

Just heard this joke, and I peed a little bit. I thought I should share it with you guys.

 

The sad thing is that this joke works a lot better textually, unless somehow you indicate "paws" with your bare hands.

 

Yeah, but a good vocal one is anything that begins with a bear and ends with him killing somebody with his: BEAR HANDS. Aaaahahah.

 

Bears love the second amendment: The right to BEAR arms.

 

#-o

 

 

 

A termite walks into a bar and says: "Hey, is the bartender here?"

 

:lol:

Scribbled some logo design in german lessons today, and planned a german movie, for a competition.

 

 

 

The theme is the wall, because of the Berlin Wall's knockdown 20th anniversary. Ours is going to be lego stop-motion.

Today I discovered that pants are an illusion.

 

 

 

:thumbup:

 

 

 

No pic no proof ?

 

 

 

Don't worry.

Today me and my sis made an impromptu family tree and god damn, I have 24 cousins O__o

 

Other than that, making some online purchases of hopefully not fake figurines. Using my mom's card so she's getting a bit antsy >__> Trust me woman.

 

She's the worst, once when I was driving and had to reverse because of a narrow road, she actually grabbed onto the steering wheel and nearly made me crash into another car. And she's always chanting 'Break, break, break, break... BREAKKKK!!' I know when to break ;__;

 

My mum was liek that, until she realised I didn't listen, and she isn't strong enough to turn the wheel while I hold on. Dad still does it though. :wall:

 

 

 

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and..................................... a coke."

 

 

 

The bartender says: "What's up with the big pause?"

 

 

 

"I don't know," the bear says. "I've had them all my life"

 

 

 

Just heard this joke, and I peed a little bit. I thought I should share it with you guys.

 

First time I read it I thought it said beer not bear, was like "Wft?"

Today I discovered that pants are an illusion.

 

 

 

:thumbup:

 

 

 

No pic no proof ?

 

 

 

Don't worry.

 

This is going to annoy me. I'm going to be thinking of every possible way one could arrive at that conclusion, jokingly or not.

 

 

 

Did you wake up, get dressed, then go out for lunch, only to find out once you finished your meal that you've spent the last 3 hours without pants on? Did you hear some lyrics to a very strange and meaningless song informing you that pants aren't real? Did you have a dream of pant illusions? Did you start to delve into those eastern philosophies where the physical world is simply a "projection" or an illusion? Did you just feel like saying something totally random in this thread? Did you know people (sp. me?) would inquire as to what the bleep it means? In the past when you haven't provided pictures upon request it turns out you're trolling all along. :shame:

 

Do tell, or at least make something up to appease me.

 

 

 

 

First time I read it I thought it said beer not bear, was like "Wft?"

 

The fact that you mixed those words up and how you spelled "wtf" is a hilarious concoction that made me laugh out loud.

 

 

 

Is that small enough to be an avatar? Because I think it would be nice.

 

 

 

EDIT- omgz how did it get so much bigger then it was? and what is all that white stuff?

I keep having dreams, it's nice.

EDIT- omgz how did it get so much bigger then it was? and what is all that white stuff?

 

So siggied.

 

 

 

oh my god. :-#

EDIT- omgz how did it get so much bigger then it was? and what is all that white stuff?

 

So siggied.

 

LOL, I hadn't even thought of it that way. I just lol'd hard.

 

Two night ago, I dreamt of a midget who was robbing the appartment I used to live in, I chased him down this wierd stairwell, then he jumped down what he thought was going to be a small jump, but it was a fifty foot drop, and he splattered, blood and guts everywhere, it was awesome, then I woke up.