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Got invited to a party im not going to because its going to be a huge sexfest. I'd rather not.

Is this people of your age? I highly doubt thirteen year-olds are going to organize an orgy. Sure, they might get wasted, but that's not the same thing.

I think I know what he means though. Not actual sex, but, a overall aura of dirty dancing and sex-crazed teens/pre-teens. I wouldn't go those grindfests neither.

No lol the youngest there besides me would be 15 lol...I get invited to alot of highschool parties because im cool with like every person in my school district. But im not going.

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Augh. My heeeead.

 

I think I have about 6000L of goon in my house, most of it on the floor.

 

Now I'm shifting furniture all day, and my head is like exploding from the inside. :<

 

My sister's playing some kind of horrible country-RnB blend thing. I want to put my foot through her speakers. D:

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My sister's playing some kind of horrible country-RnB blend thing. I want to put my foot through her speakers. D:

Oh, I know the feeling.

 

Tried a beer called "Cheeky Blonde" (I know, girly name) last night. As usual I couldn't stand the taste 3 swigs in. It's beginning to frustrate me, I cant stand so many beers' tastes but I want to find just ONE so it doesn't cost me so freaking much when I go out instead of buying Bourbon+Coke which is twice as much.

Garbhererhbarhghh! <_<

Popoto.~<3

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My sister's playing some kind of horrible country-RnB blend thing. I want to put my foot through her speakers. D:

Oh, I know the feeling.

 

Tried a beer called "Cheeky Blonde" (I know, girly name) last night. As usual I couldn't stand the taste 3 swigs in. It's beginning to frustrate me, I cant stand so many beers' tastes but I want to find just ONE so it doesn't cost me so freaking much when I go out instead of buying Bourbon+Coke which is twice as much.

Garbhererhbarhghh! <_<

 

Just drink goon.

 

Goon solves eeeeeverything. ;P

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While in chemistry class today, my evil teacher whom everyone hates went out of class for a few minutes. His TA walked casually up to the front of the classroom, got everyone's attention, and proceeded to tell the class he was a [bleep]ing [wagon] among other colorful words. He ended to a standing ovation and a round of applause. The teacher walked in wondering why everyone was smiling....

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Drove by myself for the first time today!!!!11!1 :thumbup: :thumbsup:<3: <3:

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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accidentally said in earshot of my manager that I think he's gay

 

Yeah so he didn't like me much before, but really doesn't now.

 

It's all good though - he isn't 1ic, plus everyone else doesn't like him, plus I won't be working there much longer anyway.

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My sister's playing some kind of horrible country-RnB blend thing. I want to put my foot through her speakers. D:

Oh, I know the feeling.

 

Tried a beer called "Cheeky Blonde" (I know, girly name) last night. As usual I couldn't stand the taste 3 swigs in. It's beginning to frustrate me, I cant stand so many beers' tastes but I want to find just ONE so it doesn't cost me so freaking much when I go out instead of buying Bourbon+Coke which is twice as much.

Garbhererhbarhghh! <_<

 

Beer is an aquired taste tbh, I think you just have to stick with it. Though, pretty uhc all Aussie beers taste like [cabbage], no joke either. Do you get any NZ beer over there? Cos if you do, maybe you should try that instead.

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Crazy Aussies...

 

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That's not cool.

You know it's true though. In an endearing way.

 

I love the song in Skull's sig.

 

Just sayin'

I love the song in your sig.

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Drove by myself for the first time today!!!!11!1 :thumbup: :thumbsup:<3: <3:

It's fun right? And then it gets boring for a bit... UNTIL you drive on the highway by yourself and you're like WOAHHHHH I'M A SPACEMAN and you feel amazing.

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

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Today I bought GTA: EFLC for PS3. Going good so far, but it's kina awkward to play with anyone in the room with all the drug and sex references. Not to mention the amount of swearing.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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Drove by myself for the first time today!!!!11!1 :thumbup: :thumbsup:<3: <3:

It's fun right? And then it gets boring for a bit... UNTIL you drive on the highway by yourself and you're like WOAHHHHH I'M A SPACEMAN and you feel amazing.

 

Haha I did drive on the highway today :P Went to get some jumpers for Winter, and an iPod FM Transmitter ;)

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Tomorrow a religious event will take place. When I say that, I mean that I will be forced to celebrate and that means going to the dreaded temple. Actually, we won't be at the temple, we'll be doing a huge-[wagon] walk between three temples, clogging up traffic and attract attention. Good times.

 

It's like that gay parade for pride except with Asians. Lots and lots of old Asian women. And they're not celebrating homosexuality, just condemning it.

 

But that's tomorrow. Today I've just been sat in this chair ever since I woke up. My mom is trying to persuade me to watch a Bollywood movie with her but I refuse to fold. I like my sanity intact please :shame:

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Tomorrow a religious event will take place. When I say that, I mean that I will be forced to celebrate and that means going to the dreaded temple. Actually, we won't be at the temple, we'll be doing a huge-[wagon] walk between three temples, clogging up traffic and attract attention. Good times.

 

It's like that gay parade for pride except with Asians. Lots and lots of old Asian women. And they're not celebrating homosexuality, just condemning it.

 

But that's tomorrow. Today I've just been sat in this chair ever since I woke up. My mom is trying to persuade me to watch a Bollywood movie with her but I refuse to fold. I like my sanity intact please :shame:

 

Don't be so close-minded, there actually are some good Bollywood movies out there.

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Today my teachers decided to make my parents hate me.

 

Three of them, including one from a class I have an 88 average in, put notes on my report card saying I don't put enough effort into homework.

 

The other two probably were deserved, but still. Now I'm going to spend the next 6+ hours being screamed at. Even with the highly valid excuses I've devised.

 

Damn, damn, and thrice damn it.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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i'n bored as hell at work

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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i'n bored as hell at work

Porn

Already did

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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