April 18, 201016 yr I just realized that I don't know most of the people who live on my street >.> As far as I know, most of them have lived there for most of my life. I've never moved :/ Edit:I just had beets for the first time... They were really bland :/Beets? Bland? Beets are so rich in iron they almost taste like dirt. Delicious dirt, though. Definitely not bland. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
April 18, 201016 yr God Damn.I wish every car would disappear forever and mine only was around.Driving would be so much less stressful. I realize I start many of my posts with "God Damn." in this thread. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
April 18, 201016 yr My phone broke :( I think it might have gotten washed. It's currently sitting in a bag of rice, but I'm not optimistic about the outcome. At least I can get a new phone every two years and I've had it for longer than that. Other than that, nothing worth mentioning has happened today. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
April 18, 201016 yr Today I named my bat...... Batty....? Mjöllnir The hammer of Thor. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
April 18, 201016 yr Last day of the holidays, second to last day before finding out if I had homework or not. Doomy edit: I like sheep
April 18, 201016 yr Today I named my bat...... Batty....? Mjöllnir The hammer of Thor.Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon]. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
April 18, 201016 yr Today I named my bat...... Batty....? Mjöllnir The hammer of Thor.Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon]. No, I'm a not-so-creative semi-well-behaved-[wagon]. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
April 18, 201016 yr I forgot to mention, I haven't shaved in like a week, so my face is quite hairy. That's what happens when you have a week off from school. Not sure why this is important or even relevant to the today thread since I don't plan on shaving today. But hey, why not. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
April 18, 201016 yr Spent tonight drinking with a crazy bunch of people in morphsuits. Was pretty surreal. It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction
April 18, 201016 yr Crazy Aussies... ಠ_ರೃ That's not cool.You know it's true though. In an endearing way. I love the song in Skull's sig. Just sayin'I love the song in your sig. -High five- Drones? Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
April 18, 201016 yr Drones?Yeah, it's Drones. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
April 18, 201016 yr I forgot to mention, I haven't shaved in like a week, so my face is quite hairy. That's what happens when you have a week off from school. Not sure why this is important or even relevant to the today thread since I don't plan on shaving today. But hey, why not. Saaame. I've got a full-fledged hobo beard. :3 I could go mess my hair up, wear a trenchcoat and go flash passing cars. It would be so awesome. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
April 18, 201016 yr Today I named my bat...... Batty....? Mjöllnir The hammer of Thor.Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon].I named my hamster Uranus and his baby (which only one survived) Jupiter. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
April 18, 201016 yr It's been a weird day so far... I can't really say if it was a good one or a bad one. although it's definitely not neutral.
April 18, 201016 yr Today I did that religious thing, kinda boring and I listened to my iPod most of the time. My brother turned 20 today, it's freaking weird saying I have a twenty year old brother haha. I didn't get him anything because I don't have any money so I gave him a tampon and rupees as a joke. My parents are being complete douchebags and are not buying him anything nor are they paying for the food tonight. They want him to because he's got grant money. But he does spend it irresponsibly so maybe he should just buy it... I'm a NEET ;D ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
April 18, 201016 yr I'm a NEET ;DHi, I go to bed at 10AM and wake up at 6PM every day. ~true NEET~ Steam | Soup | Last.fm
April 18, 201016 yr Today, i went to the zoo in emmen, was a lot of fun! :thumbup: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
April 18, 201016 yr Ended up getting some fish for a pond, mine are named Alucard and Dracula. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
April 18, 201016 yr Got a new t'v my old one blew up. If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.
April 18, 201016 yr Got a new phone, I have no contacts anymore though. Time to go steal some from facebook. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
April 18, 201016 yr My computer is next to my open window, and a few houses down a lady has two kids. Boy and a girl. They both are little around four years old. The girl walks up the lawn because she apparently dropped her toy there. The mom says, "GET YOUR [wagon] BACK HERE!" and the girl just says, "Mom, I just need to get my toy." The mom then freaking grabs her arm and drags her into the garage, and then I hear a bunch of slapping and beating sounds and the little girl is screaming saying "STOP! MOM! STOOOPPP!!!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!MOOOMMM!!!" Some [bleep]ed up [cabbage].
April 18, 201016 yr Spent tonight drinking with a crazy bunch of people in morphsuits. Was pretty surreal.Those things are sick. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
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