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I just realized that I don't know most of the people who live on my street >.> As far as I know, most of them have lived there for most of my life. I've never moved :/

 

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I just had beets for the first time... They were really bland :/

Beets? Bland? Beets are so rich in iron they almost taste like dirt. Delicious dirt, though. Definitely not bland.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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God Damn.

I wish every car would disappear forever and mine only was around.

Driving would be so much less stressful.

 

I realize I start many of my posts with "God Damn." in this thread.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My phone broke :(

 

I think it might have gotten washed. It's currently sitting in a bag of rice, but I'm not optimistic about the outcome. At least I can get a new phone every two years and I've had it for longer than that. Other than that, nothing worth mentioning has happened today.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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Today I named my bat...

... Batty....?

 

Mjöllnir

 

The hammer of Thor.

Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon].

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Today I named my bat...

... Batty....?

 

Mjöllnir

 

The hammer of Thor.

Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon].

 

No, I'm a not-so-creative semi-well-behaved-[wagon].

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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I forgot to mention, I haven't shaved in like a week, so my face is quite hairy. That's what happens when you have a week off from school.

 

Not sure why this is important or even relevant to the today thread since I don't plan on shaving today. But hey, why not.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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Spent tonight drinking with a crazy bunch of people in morphsuits. Was pretty surreal.

It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or below

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Scottish fiction

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Crazy Aussies...

 

ಠ_ರೃ

 

That's not cool.

You know it's true though. In an endearing way.

 

I love the song in Skull's sig.

 

Just sayin'

I love the song in your sig.

 

-High five-

 

Drones?

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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I forgot to mention, I haven't shaved in like a week, so my face is quite hairy. That's what happens when you have a week off from school.

 

Not sure why this is important or even relevant to the today thread since I don't plan on shaving today. But hey, why not.

 

Saaame.

 

I've got a full-fledged hobo beard. :3

 

I could go mess my hair up, wear a trenchcoat and go flash passing cars.

 

It would be so awesome.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

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Today I named my bat...

... Batty....?

 

Mjöllnir

 

The hammer of Thor.

Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon].

I named my hamster Uranus and his baby (which only one survived) Jupiter.

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Today I did that religious thing, kinda boring and I listened to my iPod most of the time.

 

My brother turned 20 today, it's freaking weird saying I have a twenty year old brother haha. I didn't get him anything because I don't have any money so I gave him a tampon and rupees as a joke. My parents are being complete douchebags and are not buying him anything nor are they paying for the food tonight. They want him to because he's got grant money. But he does spend it irresponsibly so maybe he should just buy it...

 

I'm a NEET ;D

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

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Ended up getting some fish for a pond, mine are named Alucard and Dracula.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

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Got a new t'v my old one blew up.

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

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My computer is next to my open window, and a few houses down a lady has two kids. Boy and a girl. They both are little around four years old.

 

The girl walks up the lawn because she apparently dropped her toy there. The mom says, "GET YOUR [wagon] BACK HERE!" and the girl just says, "Mom, I just need to get my toy."

 

The mom then freaking grabs her arm and drags her into the garage, and then I hear a bunch of slapping and beating sounds and the little girl is screaming saying "STOP! MOM! STOOOPPP!!!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!MOOOMMM!!!"

 

Some [bleep]ed up [cabbage].

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Spent tonight drinking with a crazy bunch of people in morphsuits. Was pretty surreal.

Those things are sick.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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