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1AM, pizza in the oven. Mum foolishly keeps the ham in the freezer so my fingers were completely numb from prying out some ham to put on the pizza. Found out a quick way to fix that. I sucked on each of the fingers till the blood was drawn close enough to the skin to feel again.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Where do people buy band shirts? I want to buy a Muse t-shirt and I've been looking online but they seem to be guys shirts. I have a feeling a guy's medium sized shirt is different to a girls one :\

You can get shirts on Amazon most of the time.

 

Today I went to the eye doctor, then driver's ed later. :thumbdown:

 

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Multiple tornadoes down by Portland.

About 2-3 hours from me.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Tomorrow, I'm going bald for teh lulz. I'll get some pics. :thumbup:

I did that too just recently, but I didn't take any pics.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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I had a dream I shaved my head last night. It was terrible.

 

That's how you know you love your hair too much kids.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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My friend shaved his head today. :unsure:

 

Oh yeah, and I saw a full double rainbow.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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My friend shaved his head today. :unsure:

 

Oh yeah, and I saw a full double rainbow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Yeah, that's why I mentioned it. I just found that video yesterday, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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My friend shaved his head today. :unsure:

 

Oh yeah, and I saw a full double rainbow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Ok, the double rainbow was awesome, but with the noises that man was making, I'm wondering if he was losing his virginity off screen....

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Went out last night in town to get my mind off things.

 

Met up with a few old friends, one moving soon and being hit on alot. (If that's what you call women grabbing my arse all the time)

Popoto.~<3

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Can hear again! The difference between an blocked ear and a totally clean one is woah. And all the blood and stuff he sucked out of it = gross. D:

 

On a sadface front. Since Winter's kinda kicked up fo' shizzle now, my nose has started bleeding again. >_< Something to do with the dry and the cold and capillaries and stuff. Sucks now that I'm back at school. Means I'm pretty much guaranteed to get a nosebleed sometime during the school day. And another time when I'm at home if I'm lucky. >_>

 

On the financial front, my monitor broke, so I've got to postpone getting my iPod for a couple weeks. D: Bought some new clothes, out of some kind of weird desire to look presentable. So yeah, now I'm rockin' the drug dealer chic. Also I don't know why I'm calling these things fronts.

 

Aaaand finally, I have a date for the formal, too. Got a pretty [bleep]in' suit. :3 It has a matching hat. I'm still debating whether I should wear it or not. It's like a trilby/bowler kinda hybrid thing. It looks decent if it just kinda sits on top of my hair and I don't jam it down. I've got way too long hair to be able to pull that off. Though I'm probably holding off on doing anything serious with her, seeing as I'm not sure where I stand with this other chick I'm kinda (not too sure) dating. It's complicated. xD

 

Partially related, my principal keeps yelling at me to get a haircut. : (

 

Possibly the longest post I've made in this topic. I'm procrastinating on doing my Math homework. It's horrible augh.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

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Started rehab on my leg. It's soul crushing boredom... the amount of reps i have to do for each exercise is insane.

 

What happened to your leg?

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Today I went to a party, and was the only guy there :thumbup:

 

That's the kind of thing that could sound awesome, but in reality probably wasn't that great...

 

Oh no, it was awesome, especially if you are having a waterfight :mrgreen:

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Just woke up from a sleep. Damn migraines. Now I'm waiting for dad to get home so he can cook food. I think it's tacos tonight. :thumbup: Bald tomorrow, so I have to organise things. I want to go before school, so I can troll people at school. Hehe.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

 

^^

 

I got 100 quid off of my dad...

This might not be something amazing to you guys but... trust me, this is AMAZING. :shades: But also really crap. :angry:

I have never once gotten anything from this stupid [puncture] and now, for my 16th (which is next week) he finally decides I'm worth a card AND some money.

Give me my 16 years worth of birthday money, dear father. :shame:

 

... but at least I GOT SOMETHING... for once.

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Rach's the Bern to my Lambda, Req's the Erika to Rach's Bern. It works.

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Got a pretty [bleep]in' suit. :3 It has a matching hat. I'm still debating whether I should wear it or not.

 

Pimp%20hat.jpg

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

Then you'd really be pimping. Yessir.

[bleep] that. You need a cane.

 

I'll check out Amazon :thumbup: I've got a few t-shirts bookmarked and hopefully my parents will buy them for me, even though it's highly unprobable.

 

Going to town because I forgot to claim Jobseeker's Allowance and my parents are urging me to go because all they care about is money. I want to kill myself but I want to achieve my goal of 99 slayer in RS then I'll go jump in front of a car or something. I rather more or less get insta-killed because it's less pain.

 

Oh and my cousin got me a watch. A [bleep]ing pink, sparkly "diamond" watch. Stupid [bleep] doesn't know me at all.

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Got a pretty [bleep]in' suit. :3 It has a matching hat. I'm still debating whether I should wear it or not.

 

Pimp%20hat.jpg

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

Then you'd really be pimping. Yessir.

[bleep] that. You need a cane.

 

Pssht, why not both.

 

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Assuming your suit ... is also pimpingly purple.

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