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Arranging for my parents to use a free hotel stay in London that they won soon, so that I can have some people over. A girl I know has never had Jegermeister. That's gonna change :)

 

Jagermeister is AMAZING. I think you should get to know her very well :wink:

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Civic's are sexy. That's what I drive.

 

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Cant match my ride:

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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So, my parents come home today. Bummer.

Completed my QTAC application thing a couple days ago.

 

Gave my title as 'Boss'. Yeeaaaaahhhh.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Going to a friends house in a bit.

He has a movie theater where we are going to have an Halo Reach all nighter, pretty much.

 

Gonna be so bosss

Halo sucks. :twss:

 

Work in about 20 minutes, only just now did my work shirt and pants finish drying. Close call.

So, my parents come home today. Bummer.

Im personally dying to have the house for myself for a weekend. Kinda fun when im just living with mates for a weekend.

Popoto.~<3

Going to a friends house in a bit.

He has a movie theater where we are going to have an Halo Reach all nighter, pretty much.

 

Gonna be so bosss

Halo sucks. :twss:

 

Work in about 20 minutes, only just now did my work shirt and pants finish drying. Close call.

 

Lol sucks :twss:.

 

 

So Jesus [bleep] I played Civ 5 today in multiplayer with my roomate for like 5 and a half hours today straight. Didn't even [bleep]ing realize my god.

 

It's my first Civ game.

Wow, first Civ game really? You got to be kidding me.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

I played a demo for the Fourth one, might been third, didn't like it at all.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Wow, first Civ game really? You got to be kidding me.

 

Nah not kidding you :P.

Readings/wreiting drunk potss is funnty.

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Shiny has been getting crunk a lot recently ;O

 

I think it's time for an intervention.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Underage - at home - "drunk" .. on internet.

 

You're doing it wrong bro.

Today I am getting ready to go up north for a week. I leave tomorrow, get back next weekend. So, for any of you who care... see you in a week.

Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

Stupid drinking and stupid headaches are the result of drinking. Heaps of fun though, with people all around, etc. Don't drink son. Especially don't drink $30 scotch whisky.

 

And now to go camping for 2 days :thumbsup:.

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Stupid drinking and stupid headaches are the result of drinking. Heaps of fun though, with people all around, etc. Don't drink son. Especially don't drink $30 scotch whisky.

 

And now to go camping for 2 days :thumbsup:.

 

Do you genuinely like whiskey or were you just very desperate for alcohol? :???:

Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

 

...what?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

 

...what?

I'm confused as well.

Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

 

...what?

I'm confused as well.

 

I was meant to see a girl, couldn't because I lost my voice and therefore wasn't allowed out (:wall:) and then she found other friends of friends who got her lost in a wood.

 

Wtf was my reaction when I read a text saying "i'm in lost in a wood" aswell..

Stupid drinking and stupid headaches are the result of drinking. Heaps of fun though, with people all around, etc. Don't drink son. Especially don't drink $30 scotch whisky.

 

And now to go camping for 2 days :thumbsup:.

 

Do you genuinely like whiskey or were you just very desperate for alcohol? :???:

No fifteen year old I know would drink whisky.

 

It's not even something you drink to get drunk on for a start...

Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

 

...what?

I'm confused as well.

 

I was meant to see a girl, couldn't because I lost my voice and therefore wasn't allowed out (:wall:) and then she found other friends of friends who got her lost in a wood.

 

Wtf was my reaction when I read a text saying "i'm in lost in a wood" aswell..

 

By "wood" I hope you mean forest :unsure:

Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

 

...what?

I'm confused as well.

 

I was meant to see a girl, couldn't because I lost my voice and therefore wasn't allowed out (:wall:) and then she found other friends of friends who got her lost in a wood.

 

Wtf was my reaction when I read a text saying "i'm in lost in a wood" aswell..

 

By "wood" I hope you mean forest :unsure:

Nope. He means a plank of wood.

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Today I unintentionally sort of stood a girl up :mellow: Stupid voice [bleep]ing disappearing :wall:

 

Now she is lost in some wood :???:

 

...what?

I'm confused as well.

 

I was meant to see a girl, couldn't because I lost my voice and therefore wasn't allowed out (:wall:) and then she found other friends of friends who got her lost in a wood.

 

Wtf was my reaction when I read a text saying "i'm in lost in a wood" aswell..

 

By "wood" I hope you mean forest :unsure:

Nope. He means a plank of wood.

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Yep a forest.

No fifteen year old I know would drink whisky.

 

It's not even something you drink to get drunk on for a start...

I've done it before, and I preferred it to a lot of the things I've had... Fifteen year-olds don't make a fuss about what they're drinking, they're too afraid to seem like [kitties].

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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