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Heh, heh, allllright.

Been watching some Avatar, gave up when I got to the episode 'The Beach'. So damn awkward.

 

I'ma go make me some noodles now. :thumbup:

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My parents got really mad at me over an accident.

 

I had to dig through my trash for recyclable materials for my biology class. There's this hard, panel thingy with flowers painted on it on top of my fancy trash box. You open it up with a handle, and toss your trash in there.

 

So, I opened it (gently) and somehow it tips over onto my foot. I seriously do not know how it happened, I didn't even force it open, it just tipped.

 

Then, my parents come and automatically assume that I forced it open, causing it to tip over. Then they get all angry.

 

I tried to explain what happened, they didn't believe me. They should know I'm extremely clumsy.

 

Ah well, [cabbage] happens. Nobody's perfect.

 

/vent

My parents got really mad at me over an accident.

 

I had to dig through my trash for recyclable materials for my biology class. There's this hard, panel thingy with flowers painted on it on top of my fancy trash box. You open it up with a handle, and toss your trash in there.

 

So, I opened it (gently) and somehow it tips over onto my foot. I seriously do not know how it happened, I didn't even force it open, it just tipped.

 

Then, my parents come and automatically assume that I forced it open, causing it to tip over. Then they get all angry.

 

I tried to explain what happened, they didn't believe me. They should know I'm extremely clumsy.

 

Ah well, [cabbage] happens. Nobody's perfect.

 

/vent

You should know by now that no reasonable excuse for a simple mishap is good enough. To them, you did it, it's your fault, you're in trouble.

Parents tend to make small issues into massive, holy [cabbage] its the end of the world, issues.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

I have been awake for over forty hours without coffee or drugs. I'm going to bed now.

Get some good rest brother.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Parents tend to make small issues into massive, holy [cabbage] its the end of the world, issues.

Yeah that too. For instance, it's mainly my father that acts this way, but I didn't go to class on Thursday last week. It's only a three hour class and I'm far enough ahead as it is, all I would have done is sit there on Facebook and TIF listening to music while everyone worked; which is what I do anyway unless I have something really important to work on that's due the next day but I digress. I went to the local bowling alley with two friends. It was bowling league night so we didn't actually get to bowl, we played some DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) and a few other arcade games. As we are walking towards the door I see a girl I work with. She waves and I politely smile and wave back thinking nothing of it. Until I'm driving home when I'm like, "[cabbage]. She's going to tell my mom I was there." (My mother and I work at the same place, just different days and hours.) Turns out; she did. Yesterday my mother texted me asking how bowling was Thursday. I hate lying to my parents so I told her that yes, I went there, and yes I didn't go to class. I thought she was going to flip out but she didn't, thankfully. However when my father got wind of this, he flipped out and was asking how I'm going to be punished, blah, blah, blah. It wasn't that big of a deal, but he made it into one.

 

A side note: I'm typing this in that class right now. Oh the irony.

Another side note: I didn't get in trouble at all, I told him to get over himself.

A side note: I'm typing this in that class right now. Oh the irony.

Very.

 

But please, tell me you're not over 18... :pray:

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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A side note: I'm typing this in that class right now. Oh the irony.

Very.

 

But please, tell me you're not over 18... :pray:

I'm 18, not over. Why? Am I not allowed to play DDR, Nick?

Lol watched milkfat's LoL stream for like 20 minutes to get a good laugh. He's a somewhat mediocre HoN player (had a decent team) who says his goal is to become the #1 LoL player in 90 days :D.

 

Kind of funny watching a bunch of HoN players just pub stomping.

I just realized that no matter what I'm doing on the computer, or on my iPhone or at school, I have TIF open, with Off-Topic up.

I just realized that no matter what I'm doing on the computer, or on my iPhone or at school, I have TIF open, with Off-Topic up.

 

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Do your school work Bows.

 

Today I did [bleep] all, until I went to my drama rehearsal, where I did [bleep] all, and [bleep]ed off the director. Then I went and [bleep]ing left my wallet there. I'm [bleep]ed.

 

/vent + swearing over.

 

On a more pleasant note, I'm going to chill with my mum tomorrow. It is going to be chill.

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Hahah I was awake all night and went to bed at 1pm, wtf I don't even, woke up at 6pm and god knows what my sleeping schedule is gonna be like for now on. And its Wednesday and its the last week of the holidays :( I have achieved nothing at all, well done to myself.

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Same here, I am so screwed for my exams. BAH HUMBUG.

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

[bleep] this [cabbage], I am too. BAH EXAMS. At least my Art is sorted.

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Hah, I successfully trolled my philosophy professor I made a post of two days ago. We were supposed to hand in a paper with our life goals and what we wanted to get from the class so I wrote down "win the lottery and impress my friends with big words".

 

To my surprise this morning I received a two page (about 600 word) e-mail from him being all concerned about me. "THAT IS NOT THE PURPOSE OF BIG WORDS!" he actually typed them in caps. Also, apparently I'm too smart to depend on a chance draw in the lottery to secure a strong future. I had the biggest troll face on and was about to send him back an honest reply, explaining how I don't like telling people my life goals but instead I'm just gonna troll him some more. It's not everyday you can mess around with a dude with two PhDs :mrgreen: .

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Get to skip 3rd period to go to a Romeo and Juliet play. :)

Oh man, we built hydrogen rockets in class and let them off inside, aiming (with the instruction of our science teacher) to aim for windows or lights. I am happy to report there is one less light in the science room now.

I love science.

 

(We filled a 2l pop bottle half with oxygen, half with hydrogen, aimed it, and put a flame in the opening of the bottle. The gases propels them, and they fly.)

Shame on those who leave their facebook signed in on my laptop. My brother should have some interesting comments.

 

We're getting our garden all done up proper like. One thing I gotta say, Chinese workers > English ones.

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Leaving to go to bowling in a couple minutes. You guys will be hearing another story about the girl with big boobs shortly, as per every Wednesday. And Shiny; I do my work. Read the unique talents thread. ;)

Leaving to go to bowling in a couple minutes. You guys will be hearing another story about the girl with big boobs shortly, as per every Wednesday. And Shiny; I do my work. Read the unique talents thread. ;)

Why are you bowling at 9 in the morning?

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Leaving to go to bowling in a couple minutes. You guys will be hearing another story about the girl with big boobs shortly, as per every Wednesday. And Shiny; I do my work. Read the unique talents thread. ;)

Why are you bowling at 9 in the morning?

It's an actual class. Starts at about 10:00. But I'm going to pick up a friend beforehand, because you can bring friends, they just can't bowl. I also wants some Starbucks, seeing as how I'm dead.

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