August 1, 201015 yr To make up for roccodog's heinous act, your inner voice shall now be narrated by Morgan Freeman. You're welcome.
August 1, 201015 yr I have no inner voice...I can't even explain what voice narrates my thoughts, I can't hear it (as well as you can hear something mentally, at least) Confession/secret. I have insanely high expectations for myself, that I know I won't be able to fulfill. Such as having a $500 million salary by the time I'm 30, for example. (Which I know won't happen, but I sort of expect it of myself...It's weird.) And it's not a "hope for it to happen" sort of thing, either. I expect it. Oh, you're also aware of the pressure you're putting on your mouse.
August 1, 201015 yr To make up for littleboy's heinous act, your inner voice shall now be narrated by Morgan Freeman. You're welcome. Jeremy Irons, please?
August 1, 201015 yr To make up for littleboy's heinous act, your inner voice shall now be narrated by Morgan Freeman. You're welcome. Jeremy Irons, please? But, thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. Ohgodyes. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
August 1, 201015 yr To make up for littleboy's heinous act, your inner voice shall now be narrated by Morgan Freeman. You're welcome. Jeremy Irons, please? But, thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. Ohgodyes. A SHINING NEW ERA IS TIPTOEING NEARER, BE PREEEPAAAARREEED.
August 1, 201015 yr To make up for littleboy's heinous act, your inner voice shall now be narrated by Morgan Freeman. You're welcome. Jeremy Irons, please? But, thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. Ohgodyes. A SHINING NEW ERA IS TIPTOEING NEARER, BE PREEEPAAAARREEED. So prepare, for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news! Lion King all up in this. I'd also take the guy who voiced Shang in Mulan. >_< sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
August 1, 201015 yr I took my girlfriend home for the first time and hid her in my closet so I could surprise my parents. I sat them down then told them I have something very important to bring out of the closet. My parents started having the "It's OK to be gay" conversation with me then she popped out and my parents were like "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :blink: ". My dad told me they though I was gay for the past 5 years since I never brought a girl home. My dad is very old fashion and my mom is highly religious. I don;t want to bring someone home and have them be interrogated with religion and farming crap. I could;ve sworn I heard my mom call most of my family and saying "He isn't gay, you owe me 20 bucks". So my confession is I had a strange day and I have a [bleep]ed up family.. 65,280 to 99 fletching on 3-14-0940,405 to 99 woodcutting on 10-17-2009
August 1, 201015 yr To make up for littleboy's heinous act, your inner voice shall now be narrated by Morgan Freeman. You're welcome. Jeremy Irons, please? But, thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. Ohgodyes. A SHINING NEW ERA IS TIPTOEING NEARER, BE PREEEPAAAARREEED. So prepare, for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news! Lion King all up in this. I'd also take the guy who voiced Shang in Mulan. >_<What's the inner voice of deaf people? What language does it talk? I feel like I'm just bringing myself down by thinking all these mind[bleep]ing questions, I'm going to bed before I depress myself.
August 1, 201015 yr Winter makes my skin feel really dry and irritable. THERE, I'VE SAID IT. Baaaaaah, I just lost whatever man-cred I had to begin with. :cry:
August 1, 201015 yr I took my girlfriend home for the first time and hid her in my closet so I could surprise my parents. I sat them down then told them I have something very important to bring out of the closet. My parents started having the "It's OK to be gay" conversation with me then she popped out and my parents were like "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :blink: ". My dad told me they though I was gay for the past 5 years since I never brought a girl home. My dad is very old fashion and my mom is highly religious. I don;t want to bring someone home and have them be interrogated with religion and farming crap. I could;ve sworn I heard my mom call most of my family and saying "He isn't gay, you owe me 20 bucks". So my confession is I had a strange day and I have a [bleep]ed up family..You hid your gf in the closet? [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
August 1, 201015 yr If I were a girl and someone told me to hide in the closet, I would expect to be kidnapped. It's a closet. :-# Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
August 1, 201015 yr So in the end it was not you, but your girlfriend who came out of the closet? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
August 1, 201015 yr So in the end it was not you, but your girlfriend who came out of the closet?Damn, you beat me to it. :rolleyes:
August 1, 201015 yr Speaking of things we do subconsciously, YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLYConfession: When I first saw that on this forum (in someone's sig, with the white stick figure and stuff), I didn't get it. I honestly didn't get it until a couple weeks ago during detasseling. Everytime I saw that sig, I was like, "Wtf does that mean?! And what does the stick figure have to do with anything!?" My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
August 1, 201015 yr Confession: I thought I understood what people meant when they said that, but turns out, I don't. I googled. Still don't know. I'm begging you, tell me. Real confession: most of my friends are getting into relationships, I get less attention than I'm used to, I start feeling lonely. It sucks :/ Credits to Littleboy for the signature.
August 1, 201015 yr Confession: I thought I understood what people meant when they said that, but turns out, I don't. I googled. Still don't know. I'm begging you, tell me.You don't notice that you are breathing when you are doing stuff. When you read that, you realize that you need to breath and force yourself. Or something like that. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
August 1, 201015 yr The idea is that you check if you're breathing manually, and when you concentrate on your breathing, you stop doing it automatically. And that's uncomfortable.Sorry, you asked for it. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 1, 201015 yr So, I read Sarges post. Thinking to myself 'That's not true, I don't notice any difference' I read Harrinators post. I concentrated, and dang, it works.Thanks, now I can tease my friends with that :D Credits to Littleboy for the signature.
August 2, 201015 yr Can we talk about something else? Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 2, 201015 yr I've always wanted Morgan Freeman to narrate my life. Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
August 2, 201015 yr I want Isaiah Mustafa for my inner voice/narrator. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
August 2, 201015 yr I want Isaiah Mustafa for my inner voice/narrator.Yes. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
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