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I have a really awkward, lanky body that is pretty unflexible.

 

My legs are really long, which people comment on a lot, and my flexibility is awful because of them. It really shows in PE.

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Weird habit; When I get bored, I tap to the sound of drums. Hmmm, is that normal?

I'm always drumming unless my hands are otherwise occupied.

ie, air bass.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I regret becoming a TIF regular. Just how lame am I? :(

Very lame. People usually regret never hearing about TIF OT. Whats wrong with you?

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Weird habit; When I get bored, I tap to the sound of drums. Hmmm, is that normal?

It's the first sign of a horrible disease! Get to the hospital quick!

 

I think just about anyone (Guys anyway) that plays an instrument does that.

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This thread roughly 100 pages ago was amazing. Just read how silly you Tifers are about the knowledge of the UK, hilarious stuff.

I've just read the early pages, they're mostly about sex. There's a lack of that in these later pages. Have we matured or do we just not have any stories to tell?! :c

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This thread roughly 100 pages ago was amazing. Just read how silly you Tifers are about the knowledge of the UK, hilarious stuff.

I've just read the early pages, they're mostly about sex. There's a lack of that in these later pages. Have we matured or do we just not have any stories to tell?! :c

We've outgrown the 'Ever Caught Them' phase.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Didn't the creator of the thread get banned for that, or something like that?

Actually, the thread was mod endorsed until it went out of control.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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OT's finest hour...

That's not saying much, but I guess some of our boards are worse.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Didn't the creator of the thread get banned for that, or something like that?

Actually, the thread was mod endorsed until it went out of control.

No, it was until non-mods started coming out with better stories. It was never out of control.

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Confession: Whenever I'm told directions involving East and West, the only reason I remember the difference, is by thinking of runescape, with the east and west banks in varrock.

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N E S W

Cardinal directions.

 

I was taught Never Enter Santa's Workshop and Never Eat Shredded Wheat

I'd say that's a good life lesson anyway. If some guy comes up to you and asks you if you want to enter Santa's workshop, its a good idea to decline.

 

I was taught never eat soggy waffles.

 

Edit: ha, the ad at the top of this page in naughty Santa Ecards.

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Never Eat Soggy Weetbix. waffles.

 

:thumbup:

 

That's the way I learned it, at least.

This.

Soggy waffles are gross.

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