I wonder what would happen if the lawyer for Red Bull found someone who was willing to claim that they, in fact, did grow wings for a short time after drinking it...

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, that could only happen if this were a real lawsuit.

"Well actually, it helps you temporarily restore mental alertness or wakefulness when experiencing fatigue or drowsiness."

 

 

 

God, doesn't this guy listen?

 

 

 

I know, it's fake. Just having fun. (:

Pearson ftl. Idiots ftl...point made?

:P this cant be real

Would it be possible for you to post a link to this? Or is it just made up?

 

If it is real, which is very, very unlikely, then the guy is a complete nutter.

 

 

 

... or he is just looking to make money from winning the trial.

Lmao.. Just.. Lmao.

Well finally someone spoke up #-o , Redbull and their artery thickening drink should lose this case and the man should get his money. Shame on Redbull for killing people trying to fly. I would love to see Redbull go down :twisted: /sarcasm

 

 

 

Oh yea, redbull doesn't get you wings, it gives you wiings.

Pearson agreed. I havent felt this strongly about guilt since the dry cleaner lost my 65 million dollar pants. Now, its clear that millions of people have drunk this bulls urine and ended up without wings. Who knows how many of them have plunged to untimely deaths trying to fly off of tall buildings? And with that irresponsible show Heroes out there, the problem will get worse, not better.

 

 

 

Are pants even that expensive?

 

Bull's urine? WHAT THE HELL?

 

 

 

Hoyte said he was asking for damages of six hundred billion dollars.

 

 

 

 

 

Now i think this is fake, who the hell would mention that much, and not mentioning donating any of it...Saying people dying because of it, and not mentioning any to the families,etc.

 

 

 

Hoyte said he was asking for damages of six hundred billion dollars.

 

 

 

 

 

Now i think this is fake, who the hell would mention that much, and not mentioning donating any of it...Saying people dying because of it, and not mentioning any to the families,etc.

 

 

 

600 billion dollars........

 

Thats $600,000,000,000. You would never use that much money in your entire life. You grandkids grandkids would probably use that money and still be hugely rich.

 

 

 

I'm glad it's fake though, who knows if a court would rule in his favor.

Pearson agreed. I havent felt this strongly about guilt since the dry cleaner lost my 65 million dollar pants. Now, its clear that millions of people have drunk this bulls urine and ended up without wings. Who knows how many of them have plunged to untimely deaths trying to fly off of tall buildings? And with that irresponsible show Heroes out there, the problem will get worse, not better.

 

 

 

It's obvious enough that it's a fake when you read that. I'm not a lawyer and I already know that's a ridiculous argument and would never hold up in court. A lawyer with any knowledge of there job would find facts and true figures to back up their arguments, not [cabbage] questions such as "Who knows how many of them have plunged to untimely deaths trying to fly off of tall buildings?", only a very weak debater would use that type of argument.

 

 

 

If this was real it would be a hilarious case afterwards, since he is claiming to be suing Red Bull on the behalf of every person who has drank it if he won any person who has ever drank it entitled to their share of the winnings, which they can sue him for if he doesn't pay up.

Wow, he should know the commercial says, "Red Bull Gives You Wiings". Not, wings, wiings.

Pearson agreed. I havent felt this strongly about guilt since the dry cleaner lost my 65 million dollar pants. Now, its clear that millions of people have drunk this bulls urine and ended up without wings. Who knows how many of them have plunged to untimely deaths trying to fly off of tall buildings? And with that irresponsible show Heroes out there, the problem will get worse, not better.

 

 

 

It's obvious enough that it's a fake when you read that. I'm not a lawyer and I already know that's a ridiculous argument and would never hold up in court. A lawyer with any knowledge of there job would find facts and true figures to back up their arguments, not [cabbage] questions such as "Who knows how many of them have plunged to untimely deaths trying to fly off of tall buildings?", only a very weak debater would use that type of argument.

 

 

 

welcome to 2008, where people are so stupid it's laughable, even if it causes their deaths

 

 

 

Wow, he should know the commercial says, "Red Bull Gives You Wiings". Not, wings, wiings.

 

 

 

what are wiings then?

they are a new controller for the wii game "flight"

Lol....

 

 

 

Well, good luck with that, and probably losing your license to practice medicine seeing as you're mentally unstable.

ah yes, this is quite old.

Guy should've bought a Dean instead.

Guy should've bought a Dean instead.

 

 

 

#-o coulda had a v8!

Were suing on behalf of everyone around the world who has swilled down this filth, and we want to send a message to corporations that they just cant act this way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if I dont see any of that money, I am going to sue him for false advertising and misrepresenting me.

Were suing on behalf of everyone around the world who has swilled down this filth, and we want to send a message to corporations that they just cant act this way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if I dont see any of that money, I am going to sue him for false advertising and misrepresenting me.

 

Surely you could not only sue him for your portion, but also demand interest?

they are a new controller for the wii game "flight"

 

 

 

then where are my... bout 8? wiings? I could sell em and get some more 360 controllers and games...

 

 

 

Were suing on behalf of everyone around the world who has swilled down this filth, and we want to send a message to corporations that they just cant act this way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

if I dont see any of that money, I am going to sue him for false advertising and misrepresenting me.

 

 

 

same here

I am still puzzled on whether this is fake or not.

 

And if its real... :shock:

In fact, it gives you hardening of the arteries, or at least, I think it might lead to an increased chance of a possibility of hardened arteries, depending upon your lifestyle and family history. And in medical terms thats a pretty good case.

 

 

 

So you think there's a chance of a possibility, and it's dependent on your family history. That definitely makes it seem likely.

 

 

 

Besides, Red Bull may say "It gives you wings", but that is always followed by "Well actually it helps to restore mental alertness and wakefulness". Therefore, he has nothing against them.

 

 

 

It's like he's suing for the sake of suing. He should be charged under harassment for that.

I've seen stupid lawsuits. But this one is so stupid it just has to be fake. Not only was the argument pathetic and stupid, it was also by the same lawyer who took on some stupid lawsuits in the past. I think it's all a fake. You can't go "who knows how many people fell off buildings?" in a court case. Otherwise we could do that as conclusive evidence that someone is guilty in any cases. "who knows how many people this man could have killed?" "who knows how many girls he could have raped?" "who knows how many stores she could have robbed?". Any sane lawyer knows such questions are pointless in court. Plus, the lawyers would have thought through. What would happen if they won their money? Every red bull drinker in the country would want a share. They'd have to be going to court case after court case where people prove they have indeed drank a red bull, and get a tiny share of cash from it. This case just has too many flaws to be real.

Bull piss is pretty tasty.