Legosimx Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 "Let's play carpenter. You get hammered and and then I nail you" "Now." Gf stable relationships gf! =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugia_Lvl138 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" "I'm a librarian, of love, and you are way overdue to be checked out." "Can I get your picture? I really want to show Santa what I want for Christmas." "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" "You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dreams, most precious above all." "Are you virtuous? Because you're garnishing my thoughts unceasingly." 4x Phat owner: Blue, Green, 2x Purple 3100+ GWD bosses soloed.Solo GWD Drops:5 Bandos Plates, 4 Bandos Boots, 3 Bandos Hilts, 2 Arma Helms, Arma Skirt, Arma Plate, 3 Arma Hilts, 4 Zammy Spears, Steam Staff, 15 Sara Swords, 6 Sara Hilts, 29 Shards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I'm surprised no one has mentioned any pickup lines for people with mental illnesses. "I like chicks covered in blood." (Actually was used by some demented kid where I live.) "Let's go to my room and [bleep]. Did I mention that I think cadavers are sexy?" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0nkeym0j030 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 "Hey baby, legs is the word of the day. lets go home and spread the word!" WOOOT MY 100TH POST :D :twss: (bleep) All haters I see, Cause I hate that you breath, I see you duck you little punk you lil freakin disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Hi,I'm (name),I was looking at you from across the room,and I'd really like to know how to call you up and treat you to...Dinner,and a movie,maybe? Or,if you can't use proper English; hi i is (name) u maek me hurni.wanna go out? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magmaguard3 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I like your breasts. They are firm yet not too large. Wow....if I was a chick I'd TOTALLy GET WITH YOU :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olenik2 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 "I like to drink with fat ladies, because they usually pay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 "I like to drink with fat ladies, because they usually pay." lmfao. "How's $1000 sound?" <--- terrible Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johannas Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 You have lovely legs - how do they support so much weight? Thank you to tripsis for an awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeWelshGuy Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 You have lovely legs - how do they support so much weight? :lol: Retired Tip.It Crew Mapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 see that dead baby over there? i [bleep]ed its brains out. literally. and i'd like to do the same to you. =o. my friend said this to a chick once. and had a baby doll thingy on the floor with ketchup and spagetti on it. she screamed and ran away. it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuffinMaddy Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Some random dude added me on MSN and said these ones to me :/ Found them funny and thought 'Why don't I post them on the pickup lines thread?!' [hide=Here they are]Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. i lost my teddy do you wanna sleep in my bed and fill his gap Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Honey, I'm new in this town - do ya think I could have directions to your house. im not a genie but i can make ur dreams come true[/hide] Click this link for my blog that summarises my achievements on Runescape over the years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginger_Warrior Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 i lost my teddy do you wanna sleep in my bed and fill his gap Insane, epic fail. | Favourite Game Music | Last.fm | HYT Friend Chat Rules | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I hate you, die. Works every time. :twss: When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Hey, I like you, but I ran out of pickup lines. Do you want to dance anyways? My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plugpoint Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 "I'm Welsh. Do you have any Welsh in you? Would you like some?" Maxed 15/06/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 "I'm Welsh. Do you have any Welsh in you? Would you like some?" "lol no i would rather stick pins in my eyes and die a slow painful death...lol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ss_J9_Goten Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 "I'm Welsh. Do you have any Welsh in you? Would you like some?" "lol no i would rather stick pins in my eyes and die a slow painful death...lol" "Well I, uh, have a pin if you know what I mean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 "I'm Welsh. Do you have any Welsh in you? Would you like some?" "lol no i would rather stick pins in my eyes and die a slow painful death...lol" "Well I, uh, have a pin if you know what I mean." "Sadly it's the size of a small needle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Heaven must be missing an angel, because you've got nice [bleep]. My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 "I'm Welsh. Do you have any Welsh in you? Would you like some?" "lol no i would rather stick pins in my eyes and die a slow painful death...lol" "Well I, uh, have a pin if you know what I mean." "I think 'had' works better here." Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Nice legs, what time do they open? [Edit] Aw page 16 :( Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF IS THAT? Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I was looking at you for a while... Mind if I wipe the drool on you? My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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