Weird experiences with random people!

[mistywerty]

I can't think of anything recently, however, these were from a while ago...

 

 

 

- Some man came up to me in the street and said "I haven't told you I'm really Batman, have I?" then walked off

 

- While at Ju-Jitsu, an old woman came in with Ice Skates on, walked across the mats, then walked out O_o

[Lenin64]

Me and some friends were standing outside a restaurant looking at the menu (not quite sure why) and this random guy came and started telling us about this pizza they sold

 

Was it a general type of pizza that they sold, or was he telling you about a specific pizza? Because the latter would be much more awesome.

[purfishx]

 

- Some man came up to me in the street and said "I haven't told you I'm really Batman, have I?" then walked off

 

 

 

 

Whether thats true or not, ITS FUNNY AS HELL!!! :twss:

[ElkNight]

I was walking to the store and I look in the window of a parked car next to me. Then a car drives by and stops near me, the guy goes "Hey come here"

 

Me: "Huh? what?"

 

Him: "I saw you looking in to that car window"

 

Me: "what..."

 

Him: "its cool man, i got some work for you"

 

Me: "......"

 

Him: "you need some work?"

 

Me: "ummmm no"

 

Him: "you sure?"

 

Me: "ummmmm yess."

 

Him: "ok then"

 

Me: "thank you?"

 

I was just like :shock: basically the whole time.

 

He thought I was planning on stealing stuff from the car :wall:

[Danqazmlp]

I work in a supermarket, the amount of old people that pass through you'd be amazed at how wierd some of them can be. A girl next to me served a really old man once and just as he walked off he turned around and told the girl 'I love you'. Freaked her right out.

[warren211]

There's an old black lady on my block and my friends and I think she has Tourettes. Whenever we drive by her she gives us the finger. She's been known for her random outbursts of meaningless things. Poor lady :( I used to think she was just an idiot. Good thing I didn't say it to her face.

[Wongtong]

I was walking through a supermarket and a random woman came up to me and pointed at my face and laughed at me.

 

 

 

What an ego boost.

 

 

 

Also, a random guy about 10 years old (could tell by his uniform) came up to me and this was the conversation:

 

Him: Do you like Kurt Cobain (sp)?

 

Me: Uh. He's okay. Why?

 

Him: YEAH MAN ROCK ON MAN HE'S THE BEST

 

Me: But he's dead.

 

Him: YEAH! He died for what I love! Heavy metal, sex (are you allowed to say that..?), suicide... -lists random stuff-

 

Me: ...

 

Him: I HAVE $400 CASH I'M GONNA GO BANK IT NOW BYE

 

 

 

Edit: He was also doing the whole \m/ sign when he was talking about Kurt.

[Wongtong]

No offence to any asian people, but this seems to be a comon culteral thing. On an airplane with seats that recaline really far by canadian standards. This Asian guy infront of me. As soon as the seatbelt sign is off he puts the thing as far back as possible. I am over 6ft tall, and alot of that is legs. He was about 2 inches from my kneecaps which I lowered by quickly straitning my legs. Good thing I have a 1.3 litre bladder capacity (its has actualy been messured to that, long story) because there was no way I could have gotten up.

 

 

 

He did it from behind too.

 

:twss:

 

 

 

... It's a common cultural thing for asians to pull their seats back as far as possible?

 

I never do that.. and it's definitely not a cultural thing. -_-

 

I think they're just rude.

[Kenshinjapan]

No offence to any asian people, but this seems to be a comon culteral thing. On an airplane with seats that recaline really far by canadian standards. This Asian guy infront of me. As soon as the seatbelt sign is off he puts the thing as far back as possible. I am over 6ft tall, and alot of that is legs. He was about 2 inches from my kneecaps which I lowered by quickly straitning my legs. Good thing I have a 1.3 litre bladder capacity (its has actualy been messured to that, long story) because there was no way I could have gotten up.

 

 

 

He did it from behind too.

 

:twss:

 

 

 

... It's a common cultural thing for asians to pull their seats back as far as possible?

 

I never do that.. and it's definitely not a cultural thing. -_-

 

I think they're just rude.

 

 

 

It's not being rude if they're meant to go that far. What would have been rude is if you kindly asked him to raise it but he declined. Planes aren't filled with tons of space anyway. Being a few inches over 6 feet myself, I feel your pain, but the speed of flying is worth it \ .

[BlueLancer]

Was riding a bike and a random old guy who was passing by told me "It's too late to save nature!" then walked away :shock:

 

 

 

Short post but.. Lmao. Sounds like something gramps Simpson would do during his demented rambling. (Not that the guy didn't have a hint of truth to his statement though)

[ElkNight]

Was riding a bike and a random old guy who was passing by told me "It's too late to save nature!" then walked away :shock:

 

 

 

Short post but.. Lmao. Sounds like something gramps Simpson would do during his demented rambling. (Not that the guy didn't have a hint of truth to his statement though)

 

Hrmm... latex condo, I sure would like to live in one of those.

[BlackDawn]

About two years ago i was at the shops with my family (Family food shopping once a month >_<), then some guy comes onto the intercom and says "Ladies and gentlemen, may a please present, Michael Jackson!" Then another guy comes on and starts singing in a Michael Jackson voice the song thriller, everyone in the shop was like :shock:

[Da_Latios]

I was walking through a supermarket and a random woman came up to me and pointed at my face and laughed at me.

 

Maybe she saw you eating glass.

[dragoonson]

I was doing some calculations for a piece of pyrotech at work and one of the new bartenders comes up to me and goes "Hey,you shouldn't be doing your homework.And can I see some ID for that drink?".Piece of youngster [wagon].Alcohol is cheaper than water or coke here,I have a right to it.Also,if I didn't do these calculations you may find your [wagon] on fire.

[tennisnick12]

When I was a freshmen in high school I was at a tennis tournament on a college campus. So me and my friend thought it would be funny to have girls take pictures w/ yellow earmuffs on. So we had a guy going around asking mainly attractive girls if they would take pictures with these earmuffs on for a school project. I might have to wait till I get back home to post the pics. But one girl said she would hunt us down and kill us if she found the pics on the internet. :ohnoes:

[Howlin0001]

When I was a freshmen in high school I was at a tennis tournament on a college campus. So me and my friend thought it would be funny to have girls take pictures w/ yellow earmuffs on. So we had a guy going around asking mainly attractive girls if they would take pictures with these earmuffs on for a school project. I might have to wait till I get back home to post the pics. But one girl said she would hunt us down and kill us if she found the pics on the internet. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Lol do it :twisted:

 

 

 

(remember no pic no proof, sorry had to be said)

[lukabo969]

Lol, I had a really wierd experience a couple of months ago.

 

 

 

I was walking with my friend and we decided to sit down and eat our 7-Eleven goodies at a bench. A few minutes later this obese woman shows up, points at us and says, "Stay right there kiddies". As soon as she left I whispered over, lets run but i decided not to be rude and stay there. The woman came back with this flower and told us a 10 minute story about the flower in her very creepy old voice, almost like a pirate.

 

 

 

Next time, run.

 

xD

[Star.]

I was on a late bus, coming from a class. It was dark out and I was the only passenger there. Quite close to my home, this man comes on. He walks to where I was sat, which was at the back, and stands at the edge of my seat, mumbling incoherent things. My stop was coming and I politely asked the man to move. I swear down, he gave me a proper dirty look and barked, "What?!" I stood up and edged my way around him, he kept his fierce gaze on me and got off. When the bus went past me I saw him raise his fist and shout something.

 

 

 

People must naturally hate me heh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, I've noticed that it is a lot of old people who have random outbursts.

[purfishx]

 

 

 

Also, I've noticed that it is a lot of old people who have random outbursts.

 

 

 

Old people ftw!!

 

 

 

I had another one today, I was on the bus and this guy was freaking me out. First he would look at me for about 10 seconds and then look down at my shoes, over and over and over. I finally got freaked out and said to him in a scared laughing type voice "b!!! wha's de issue?!". The mofo replied "I was comparing the pimple on your face to the dirtiness of your shoes" .....

 

 

 

WTF?! Who even talks like that...... (in Barbados)

[Yomyth105]

this happened at my school.

 

 

 

i bought a bagel in my free period gave money got change etc. went to friend to say etc. and when i was leaving, the cashier yells at me and asks if i payed for that

 

 

 

i was like wtf lady i just payed for it.

 

then she asked when

 

then i told her just 5 seconds ago

 

 

 

i left after cursing her off

 

sometimes they can be so [developmentally delayed]ed :roll:

[Cyco_Reborn]

I often get random chavs talking to me. Normally it ends with them saying something along the lines of: 'Get a haircut, freak'.

[dragoonson]

Crossed a small road particularly slowly once,just as a bus driver was turning in.He "scolded" me in dialect about having no eyes or something..Was like whatever,and walked off ignoring him.So for some assed reason he leaves his bus with all the passengers and decides to try and fight me.So lets just say he's driving with cast now.

[imaerehw14]

In this case, I was the random person making a weird experience.

 

 

 

So let me lay it out for you. It's the first day of summer between sophomore and junior year. The day before we got out of school for the last half of the day because of the way we do our finals. So we had all hung out and decided we were going to do something on the first full day of school. We end up at my friends house and we realize we didn't plan anything to do. So what did we do? We got in his closet where he keeps verious costumes (he shoots a lot of films, so the costumes help) and we put them on. We have an orc costume, a warrior costume, a druid costume, and a dog costume.

 

 

 

Needless to say, we put on the costumes and went to the local outdoor shopping center. It was a blast.

[urbestfreind]

We have an orc costume, a warrior costume, a druid costume, and a dog costume.

 

 

 

Needless to say, we put on the costumes and went to the local outdoor shopping center. It was a blast.

 

 

 

Sounds like a normal day for Gwar.

 

I must try this though...And I have a group of people just crazy enough to do it...Hello weekend.

[GGunitfan10]

This like 50 year old dude came up to me at target and said

 

"I know your mother"

 

I'm like WTF