Kiriyama Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 You know, I don't think I'd like to be a guy for a day... But if I was, I'd walk around topless and pee in every bush. Good choice. Thats about the highlight of our lives. Sadly, that's true. *sigh* I want emotions :evil:Hey, you have anger! That's good enough :twisted: Who needs anger? Real men show no emotion, and cause carnage just to do so. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What980 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Or in the middle of class and its just so un-comfortable and you can't adjust it. :evil: Hmmm, I would love to weight all the times of getting hit the the testicles to giving birth to a child. See what causes the most overall pain. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P That'd sound like a freaking cymbal, the way a guy's life goes. Then everyone would know :twss: Reminds me of the sex-gongs J.D. and Turk have in Scrubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famfrit007 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!!!!!! dude, thats not protection..the vibration caused by impact would surely kill your manhood you like pudding....me too[hide=More Friend Codes coming soon -.- (some are now included cmon pm me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!!!!!! dude, thats not protection..the vibration caused by impact would surely kill your manhood ...Vibration...Impact...? Um. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 [hide=]If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!!!!!! dude, thats not protection..the vibration caused by impact would surely kill your manhood ...Vibration...Impact...? Um. :?[/hide]Think about it...well don't actually...but you know...sproing..... :-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 [hide=]If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!!!!!! dude, thats not protection..the vibration caused by impact would surely kill your manhood ...Vibration...Impact...? Um. :?[/hide]Think about it...well don't actually...but you know...sproing..... :-X Really? I imagined it as "Hey that girl is pretty [garden tool]- *crack*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Or in the middle of class and its just so un-comfortable and you can't adjust it. :evil: O_O Wow. I never knew it was THAT random. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Long story short: it's that random. Especially on the buses (the vibrations themselves aren't arousing, but it somehow stimulates bloodflow -.- ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 [hide=]If I was a guy, I'd enjoy living without the constant sexual and sexist remarks. You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Meh, put a metal sheet in your pants or something. :P ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!!!!!! dude, thats not protection..the vibration caused by impact would surely kill your manhood ...Vibration...Impact...? Um. :?[/hide]Think about it...well don't actually...but you know...sproing..... :-X Tuck it between your belt and pants. I've heard it works very well. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What980 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Long story short: it's that random. Especially on the buses (the vibrations themselves aren't arousing, but it somehow stimulates bloodflow -.- ) :thumbup: And ummm. I think some of you are taking the metal sheet thing out of proportion... It'd be un-comfortable but I don't think "the vibration caused by impact" would kill your man hood. :roll: *looks for something to test this with* *ignores above idea for something more productive* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Wow guys have more control. I never have one in public...unless if a girl sits really really close to me. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Wow guys have more control. I never have one in public...unless if a girl sits really really close to me. It would be nice to have an on/off switch, but alas we don't. Some are more prone to than others, that's just how it is. And anyways, it's better to have too many than too few. ;) On topic, I would probably do what most typical 16 year old guys would do. :-# Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 My method of "lowering" the effect of a hard-on is to use your underwear to push it back and then use your thighs to hold the undies. Unconfortable, but not as obvious. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I always have my legs crossed in a manner that keeps my pants up.When I have one the bulge is only slightly increased.I mean theres a limit to how big you want to project yourself to be.I'm sure a girl doesn't want a guy too big for her. :-k O_O Wow. I never knew it was THAT random. :lol: It is.There are tame ones that die down if you scratch a little then there are the raging ones that end up pushing away anything in your pocket and creating bulges.Oh and there have been times it went up,went soft,but stayed pointing up.Really fidgety maths lesson. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. Thanks, I'll keep that tip for next time I need to go pee. :twss: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. Or there's those friendly trees on the side of the road. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. Or there's those friendly trees on the side of the road. 'Friendly' trees? You have no idea... But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. Or there's those friendly trees on the side of the road. 'Friendly' trees? You have no idea...okay,first terrorist cd-rom players in pcs,then suicide bombing PSPs,what next? self igniting tree branches? 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. Or there's those friendly trees on the side of the road. 'Friendly' trees? You have no idea... Well, if there is a fence in the way, make sure it's not an electric fence. My friend can provide first hand experience to the multitude of things snow can hide. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 There is a good thing about boners. Listen carefully. Ever had one of those long road trips where you want to pee but you're on a freeway so you can't pull over? Well then, if you're a guy, your answer is in your pants! While having a boner, it is near impossible to pee. When you're busting to go to the toilet, just get a boner! Seriously guys, it works. The problem is keeping the boner. So it's always a good idea to go on a road trip with your girlfriend. Or there's those friendly trees on the side of the road. Not if you are driving along a freeway in Aus, it it illegal to pull over unless your car is broken down. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister_moocky Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 This is open after 7 pages of.. erm... that? Well I'd [RATED R] quit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustangs407 Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 This is open after 7 pages of.. erm... that? Well I'd [RATED R] lol most people say they would do nasty stuff which is probaly the natural thing a perosn i sgoing to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now