Guy/girl for a day?

[i_love_burritos]

Judging by the picture (of himself?) in his avatar, methinks not.

[Star.]

He could have pulled it off google. His picture of his pet monkey looked like it was.

 

 

 

Anyway, for those who become girls, I hope it's on your time of the month.

[Kiriyama]

Basically the same as many others here, spend half the day fondling my newly grown breasts.

 

 

 

The sad things is, a few guys on this forum already have breasts -.-

 

 

 

And the worse thing is, they're the bad kind -.-

[Furah]

Basically the same as many others here, spend half the day fondling my newly grown breasts.

 

 

 

The sad things is, a few guys on this forum already have breasts -.-

 

 

 

And the worse thing is, they're the bad kind -.-

 

 

 

Still mad that my friend kept her shirt on when she used my laptop?

[Kiriyama]

Nope. Wasn't mad in the first place. Were you?

[Obtaurian]

It would be pretty damn funny if a guy woke up as an extremely unattractive girl one morning. All of those fantasies of touching yourself and looking in the mirror all day would instantly evaporate.

 

 

 

Regardless, I think it would be a cool experience. At the very least, I'd gain a new understanding of women. If I turned out to be an attractive female, :thumbup: .

 

 

 

I don't think most women would be able to handle being a guy. We make it look really easy. Here's a typical day for a man:

 

 

 

1) Get up, masturbate.

 

2) Make a breakfast of ham, bacon, eggs, and brake fluid.

 

3) Chop down a tree.

 

4) Repair a truck or an old car.

 

5) Track and kill a bear using just your hands.

 

6) Use all the parts of said bear.

 

7) Have sex with 200-300 women.

 

8) Simultaneously.

 

9) Track and kill a family of wild boar, including piglets (boarlets?)

 

10) Eat all of the parts.

 

11) Lay down to rest, but never to sleep. Men are always aware of their surroundings.

 

12) Refer to step 1.

 

13) ????

 

14) Profit.

[brunokiller]

Ugly unattractive girls don't exist.

 

 

 

Comb your hair, use some makup and lose weight(optional).

[dragoonson]

It would be pretty damn funny if a guy woke up as an extremely unattractive girl one morning. All of those fantasies of touching yourself and looking in the mirror all day would instantly evaporate.

 

 

 

Regardless, I think it would be a cool experience. At the very least, I'd gain a new understanding of women. If I turned out to be an attractive female, :thumbup: .

 

 

 

I don't think most women would be able to handle being a guy. We make it look really easy. Here's a typical day for a man:

 

 

 

1) Get up, masturbate.

 

2) Make a breakfast of ham, bacon, eggs, and brake fluid, masturbate.

 

3) Chop down a tree, maturbate.

 

4) Repair a truck or an old car, masturbate.

 

5) Track and kill a bear using just your hands, the use its claws to masturbate.

 

6) Use all the parts of said bear to masturbate again.

 

7) Have sex with 200-300 women.

 

8) Simultaneously.

 

9) Track and kill a family of wild boar, including piglets.

 

10) Eat all of the parts, masturbate

 

11) Lay down to rest, but never to sleep. Men are always aware of their surroundings. Have a wet dream

 

12) Refer to step 1.

 

13) ????

 

14) Profit.

 

 

 

More accurately put.

[Howlin0001]

If I woke up as a girl, lets see,

 

1. Wonder what's it like to be pregnant

 

2. Wonder what's it like to be giving birth to a baby (twin triplets etc)

 

3. Wonder what's it like to loose your virginity.

 

4. Wonder what's it like to just generally be a girl for a day to experience there emotions.

 

5. Basically there's an infinite amount of stuff I would like to know/experience.

[Obtaurian]

Ugly unattractive girls don't exist.

 

 

 

Comb your hair, use some makup and lose weight(optional).

 

 

 

I actually have that view of everyone. If people would just TRY, they could be attractive. Most of the time, the first step is going outside and running for twenty minutes a day.

[mustangs407]

Ugly unattractive girls don't exist.

 

 

 

Comb your hair, use some makup and lose weight(optional).

 

 

 

I actually have that view of everyone. If people would just TRY, they could be attractive. Most of the time, the first step is going outside and running for twenty minutes a day.

 

most of that is true but you dont need to be a skinney stick to be attractive

[WoodenFruit]

Mood swings are a lie, girls just use it as an excuse for being horrible. It all depends on your personality, some girls hate shopping, don't wear makeup and don't choose to watch chick flicks.

 

 

 

 

 

If I were a guy...I would do something constructive and write down how guys interpret things and if they really do put on a show to impress their friends.

[Zierro]

If I were a guy...I would do something constructive and write down how guys interpret things and if they really do put on a show to impress their friends.

 

 

 

I can confirm it. Life is a big competition for dominance with us. Sometimes we walk a certain way to impress people, such as holding shoulders higher than they actually are and sticking your arms out without trying to sway them that much... wait a second! Girls do stuff like that too - they shake their butts when they walk.

[Racheya]

Ugly unattractive girls don't exist.

 

 

 

Comb your hair, use some makup and lose weight(optional).

 

[bleep] you.

 

The day I have make-up on is my funeral.

 

 

 

Girls shouldn't have to put make-up on and lose weight just so they can be attractive to you :evil:

 

 

 

Mood swings are a lie, girls just use it as an excuse for being horrible.

 

I beg to differ, I know I get pissy.

 

 

 

 

 

Screw a day, I'd take a lifetime as a boy thank you very much -.-

[Star.]

1. Wonder what's it like to be pregnant

 

2. Wonder what's it like to be giving birth to a baby (twin triplets etc)

 

3. Wonder what's it like to loose your virginity.

 

Why would you do that to yourself? :shock:

 

 

 

Ugly unattractive girls don't exist.

 

 

 

Comb your hair, use some makup and lose weight(optional).

 

I thought that was going to be a nice post when I read the first sentence. :|

[Kiriyama]

1. Wonder what's it like to be pregnant

 

2. Wonder what's it like to be giving birth to a baby (twin triplets etc)

 

3. Wonder what's it like to loose your virginity.

 

Why would you do that to yourself? :shock:

 

 

 

To figure out if its really as painful to give birth as women claim it is.

[llcoolguy972]

1. Wonder what's it like to be pregnant

 

2. Wonder what's it like to be giving birth to a baby (twin triplets etc)

 

3. Wonder what's it like to loose your virginity.

 

Why would you do that to yourself? :shock:

 

 

 

To figure out if its really as painful to give birth as women claim it is.

 

I've always wondered about those, too. I kind of imagine birth would be something like passing a bowling ball, but I'm really curious as to what it feels like to have a tiny person living inside you for 9 months. It must feel very odd. :?

[Roseiah]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

[db300]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

 

 

 

Heh, you don't want to know. :twisted:

 

 

 

Honestly, I don't know what I would do if I was a girl for a day. I would probably just write down everything I would think so I could finally figure out what goes on in a woman's head. If I did write it down for the sake of remembering, however, wouldn't I realize I was a guy? Thoughts would be skewed...well, I just fried my brain for the day.

[mmmcannibalism]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

 

 

 

male minds arent that complex lol

[Barihawk]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

 

 

 

Here's the next best thing. Get some white paint from your local hardware store along with a brush. Lightly paint a wall with the paint. Pull up a chair and watch the paint for several hours. Make sure to check if it's dry, occasionally.

 

 

 

Congrats, you have explored the male mind.

[mustangs407]

hmm i was wondering that this thread died two months ago thank you for resurrecting it though

[Rebdragon]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

 

The feeling is not mutual for fear of temporary if not permanent insanity.

[Guest]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

 

Example conversation.

 

 

 

"Yo dawg that girls hot."

 

"Yeah."

 

"I haz big [bleep]."

 

"No me."

 

"No me"

 

"No mine r bigger."

 

"Nah-uh."

 

"Yea-huh."

 

"No mine r teh biggerest!"

 

 

 

And so on...

 

 

 

Then both guys stare at eachother for exactly 2 seconds, and scream football and tackle eachother.

[Mr_Adam]

I would love to know what guys talk about when girls aren't around. You see them sitting there talking, laughing and then a girl comes and the conversation totally changes. Also I would love to know what a guy goes on about half the time. He says one thing to a girl and one thing to his friends. Love to see inside their head.

 

 

 

Here's the next best thing. Get some white paint from your local hardware store along with a brush. Lightly paint a wall with the paint. Pull up a chair and watch the paint for several hours. Make sure to check if it's dry, occasionally.

 

 

 

Congrats, you have explored the male mind.

 

 

 

I bet you Blue dries faster than white.