Youhadanidea Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Well recently I have come across many idiotic laws. I live in New Jersey, USA. And there's quite an interesting story to some of the ways I found out about the laws here. One day my buddy and I are walking down the street. We meet a cop. My buddy asks him "is it ( the act) still considered rape if you say 'surprise' before doing the act?" to a policeman. In New Jersey there's a rumor going around that whatever you do isn't considered rape if you say surprise, so we wanted to find out the truth from a true law enforcer. The reaction of the cop wasn't what I expected. The cop first says "first of all there is no rape in the state of New Jersey." My friend and I go "wtf?@?@?@" The cop then says "It's called sexual assault." Then the cop says if whoever you assault does not wish to be assaulted, then yes it is considered "a sexual assault." So in conclusion, if you say surprise, in all situations it would never be considered rape in the state of New Jersey. Rape does not exist in the state of New Jersey. Post some of you useless/funny/idiotic laws in your region. P.S. Darkdude soz if this is against rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 In before "weed being illegal." 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 lolwut? I believe this is spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 You're not allowed to drag a dead horse down Younge street on Sunday in Toronto. All other days are okay though. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk02 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 In before "weed being illegal." Not if AB390 passes here in CA. Not that it will, unfortunately. I do English to Japanese and Japanese to English translation for free! Just keep it under 5 sentences, and PM me to use my fluency in Japanese to your advantage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happysniff Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma This takes the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howbadisbad Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma pure epicness. \ Hypocrite. You tell others to be nice then attempt to murder people. Nice going, you just failed life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Whaling is illegal in Oklahoma This takes the cake. Dangit I was about to post that one. :evil: In Kentucky it is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I forget where it is exaclty but somewhere in the Mid-States there's a law where you can't publiclly eat a pickle on Tuesdays. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 "A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month." It's some law in Arkansas. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Its illegal to perform puppet-shows in windows in New York [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I think it's in Canada, it's illegal to look at a moose from a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 A statute in the New Jersey code states that, The driver of an overtaking motor vehicle not within a business or residence district shall give audible warning with his horn or other warning device before passing or attempting to pass a vehicle proceeding in the same direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 A statute in the New Jersey code states that, The driver of an overtaking motor vehicle not within a business or residence district shall give audible warning with his horn or other warning device before passing or attempting to pass a vehicle proceeding in the same direction. That's not really useless, it's actually a standard motoring practise in lots of places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I think somewhere its illegal for ugly people to walk around town. I remember hearing that. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 You can be hung for stealing someone's horse in Texas. It's considered rape if some holds their finger in another person's bellybutton for longer than a minute. It's illegal to commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Not where I live, but I found out; It's illegal to drink alcohol in the town where Jack Daniels whiskey is made :wall: 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Not where I live, but I found out; It's illegal to drink alcohol in the town where Jack Daniels whiskey is made :wall: Niiiice. #-o #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Not where I live, but I found out; It's illegal to drink alcohol in the town where Jack Daniels whiskey is made :wall: Niiiice. #-oNow thats what i call pure irony :lol: 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I remember an Irish parliament member suggesting that commiting suicide should be punished with the death penalty. It didn't make it sadly My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 You can't eat an orange in the bathtub within the state of California apparently. Oh, and here someone recently got in trouble for not tying up their horse properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Apparently, in ontario it's illeagel to get a fish drunk. There goes my plans for today. Oh, and In a small city in the US somewhere, putting salt on railways is punnishable by death :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Oh, and here someone recently got in trouble for not tying up their horse properly. That's quite sensible actually, a scared runaway horse can cause havok. In fact, a runaway horse caused a lot of problems in Paris recently which caused the police to close one of the city's main roads. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saif Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 it's legal to do mushrooms if you don't get caught in new jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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