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Illogical Things of Runescape


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My backpack is strange, the following three facts are true about it:

- 1 coin takes up as much room as 1 million coins.

- 1 coin takes up as much space as a hammer.

- 2 hammers take up twice as much space as 1 million coins.




I've learnt more.



I can carry 7 cannons in my inventory, yet not 29 sardines.

To trade in large quantities, instead of having a note version of a currency, we just carry millions of coins in our inventories.

There are random events.

You can 'miss' using a godsword against a unarmed man (How does that work? Surely the blade is big enough to deal some damage)

You defy all damage by believing in gods.

Melee weapons (halberds) need to 'touch' the monster visually, yet it still deals damage.

There is a 'timer' that 'logs you out'

You can get 'hacked'



Nonsensical monster drops:

- 4 adamantite bars... from aviansies

- Onyx bolt tips... from 149's at Tzhaar

- Absolutely nothing... from TzTok Jad (the fire cape is from the dude you sent you in)

- Ashes... from demons (sort of logical, but what about the body structure? Looks like there's a skeleton to hold them together)

- Dragon boots from spiritual mages (Uhmmm, why?)

- Not monster but you can get drops from a player, like... a DragonFire Shield from someone who loses a dragon dagger (PvP worlds)



(more to come... some of these are logical in a sense, but still doesn't fit in the game)

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My backpack is strange, the following three facts are true about it:

- 1 coin takes up as much room as 1 million coins.

- 1 coin takes up as much space as a hammer.

- 2 hammers take up twice as much space as 1 million coins.




It is a hypercube backpack that pulls from an alternate universe...




That makes so much more sense!!



Now explain how such technology exists.
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Almost all of runescape is illogical...


DUH! High Alchemy??



If i had a choice i would High Alch my homework everyonce in a while.

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It would probably be easier to list all the logical things in RS, but it's fun to bring attention to nonsense. :<img src=:' />



- When you get caught pickpocketing, they only hit you once and expect you to learn your lesson from that one hit. Then they go about like nothing ever happened.



- Either you cook fish alive or they suddenly die as soon as you catch them.



- When you die, all of your possessions fall off your body except for 3.



- Certain people can remove your vocal cords for swearing but there is no consequence for killing millions of innocent men.



- You can wear boots over your boots.



- Iron is a better metal than Bronze.



- The game is called Runescape which should mean Rune equipment would be the highest class of armor, but even granite beats it.

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^ It's called runescape cause of magic runes, not rune armour.





Erm the stupidest thing I can think of is that most of the new continents are square... Whoever heard of a square island? (looking at you southern karamja)
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All blue dragons are female yet there are eggs in their lair. :ohnoes:
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All blue dragons are female yet there are eggs in their lair. :ohnoes:


all blue dragons are MALE ? its logical to have eggs if they are female

btw about the inventory .. the game is magic based , whats the problem to have an alternative dimension backpack ?

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All blue dragons are female yet there are eggs in their lair. :ohnoes:


all blue dragons are MALE ? its logical to have eggs if they are female

btw about the inventory .. the game is magic based , whats the problem to have an alternative dimension backpack ?


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then what is the problem of having eggs then o.O ? the males are just at vacation and the females are looking over the eggs.

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Black mask.


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Its a "medieval" game that has cannons and flamethrowers (salamanders that you feed stuff to make them breath fire :twisted: ) and grenades (chinchompas).



That the wildy was the stage for the god wars in the 3rd age however it's now confined to a tiny lil dungeon.



Zombies that wear armour drop all sorts of runes and noted planks (maybe they're learning to build! :ohnoes: )



That you can carry 28 shark and eat them each in one bite, yet cannon carry any more of anything smaller (eg 29 cod)



That cooking only takes a few seconds - so surely it cannot be properly cooked.



That if you're hurt you'll "regenerate" HP.



That if you eat you'll recover HP.

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You can get 'hacked'




You can't just "get" hacked in RS. You must LET the "hacker" to "hack" you (downloading and executing untrustable programs, telling the password, using too easy password, playing on a public computer, etc...).

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You can assault a person, run away, & he'll forget a few seconds later. :?:
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You can be bitten by a snake or spider and just drink "antipoison" to be cured instead of needing the right antivennin

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runescape is in a dif. universe ... lets call it scapeverse .. and lets just imagine all the animals have the same poison and thats why the same anti poison works everytime ... you can find logic in anything .. you just have to remember - runescape isnt rl.

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You can assault a person, run away, & he'll forget a few seconds later. :?:

off topic a little bit but this reminded me of something i did one day. I had all my armour and weapons off and was walking around and sucker punching the men in lumbridge I would one hit them with my fist and the way they fall looks like i just knocked them out.(although knocking someone out normally they dont disapear after they fall)

So on topic

kicking someone in the legs shouldn't kill them...

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Why do cave horrors not always drop a Black Mask while every cave horror is wearing one.

Same with goblin mails, the lumberjack zombies (?)
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Logic commits suicide when you're playing Runescape.



Ever seen penguins in the real world pilot a giant war submarine? Or polar bears that talk. I haven't. :roll:

I'd like to see anyone gulp down a grown shark in 1 bite. Apparently, in runescape, everyone can do it.

Wearing 50 kg of heavy armor while doing acrobatic stunts on a tightrope. Possible in Runescape? Very much so. :D

Be able to charter on a ship, paying an illogical price for a 1 way trip, but not able to sail your own vessel to your desired location... :( :wall:
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