Huta Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Write down your favorite dream. One I had just recently defined weird, because it felt identical to an autobiography, complete with dates and everything. I was alive in 1935, born into a large Baptist family in Mississippi (7 family members if I remember correctly). First name was James (and I don't even know anybody with that name). 17 years old at the time, I made friends with 4 other guys, who coincidentally had the same first name. Most of them were extremely intelligent, one of them was a sort of mathematical genius, the other was great with mechanics, which helped a lot in the next part of my dream. In 1935, we decided to rob a nearby revival campmeeting program being held in Little Rock. They had literally thousands of attendants and over $80,000 in their vault through sales and renting camping sites. (completely unrealistic for the era, but whatever). We first attempted to break into their vault on the second day of the camp, and narrowly avoided being caught. We decided to put it off until a few days before the end to take advantage of staff and visitor fatigue, lower numbers because people had left early, and a better payday. 3 days before the end of the meetings, we managed to break into the vault, but before we could load the money up it someone working at the camp caught on to what was happening and we had to split. I did manage to grab around $2300 before I ran, which helped me stay on the run, but not enough to avoid capture. We went on the run. Over the next couple days all of us were apprehended by the authorities (I was caught by two of those old school detectives you see on old movies with the notebooks and the fedoras and the black suits). One of the guys I was working with cut a deal with the authorities, giving him 5 years probation provided he testified against each of us in the trial. (Despite being identified by several staff workers as having acted suspecious, they really didn't have much evidence.) The rest of us were facing 20 to 30 year sentences. Well, I ended up escaping. Just before my transfer to the Little Rock courthouse on my second visit to court, some commotion broke out on the street, and taking advantage of the confusion I managed to slip outside, steal a car, and reach the countryside. I spent the next 25 years on the run. Didn't fight in WWII (my character or whatever it was wanted to but doing so would have just landed me in a federal prison). Lived mostly in the country and rural areas, working minor jobs and travelling a lot to stay undetected. In 1960, when I was in my early 40's, I made my identity known. The statute of limitations on my crimes had expired, and I wrote a biography on my life as a fugitive and thief, which became incredibly popular, and gave me the success that I wouldn't have gotten even if I had succeeded at the robbery back in '35. Lived the rest of my life in comfort and as a sort of celebrity. One thing I remember is finding out that the guy that ratted us out had spent 23 years in a federal penitentiary. Because of my escape, he wasn't able to testify at my trial, and the cops reneged on their deal (after he testified at the other cases, of course). My dream ended right about here, though I was still alive in 2009 (I was in my early 90s). Talk about a weird dream, the character in my dream is so different from me in so many ways in attitudes and interests, it wasn't anything like any other dream I can remember. If it wasn't for a few logical problems in the story, I'd almost think I was channeling a past life or something. The story was crazy realistic at times and was detailed way beyond my normal dreams. Anyway, post your dreams, let's see what weird stuff you have thought up in your sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Jesus [bleep]ing Christ I swear we have a dream thread every month. I dream pretty often, but I've never had a favorite one really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I had a dream that my TV fell off my dresser and severely injured me. The next day I moved my TV to where my table is. Not my favorite, but the one that had the most impact on my real life. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 There are few things that are as wholly uninteresting as hearing someone give a detailed description of last night's "whacky" dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I had a dream that I accidentally logged on to PVP in RS and lost my SGS. Woke up sweaty and panting. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I had a dream that I accidentally logged on to PVP in RS and lost my SGS. Woke up sweaty and panting. ... #-o Although I admit I had a few RS related dreams back when I played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huta Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 There are few things that are as wholly uninteresting as hearing someone give a detailed description of last night's "whacky" dream. but out of those few things, I would say that psuedo-witty "cool disinterest" posts would have to be included. plus they're several times less useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 There are few things that are as wholly uninteresting as hearing someone give a detailed description of last night's "whacky" dream. Especially when your nightmare dreams are runescape. ^ see above. Are you [bleep]ing kidding me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 There are few things that are as wholly uninteresting as hearing someone give a detailed description of last night's "whacky" dream. but out of those few things, I would say that psuedo-witty "cool disinterest" posts would have to be included. plus they're several times less useful. Sorry I wasn't trying to belittle your thread, it was just an (unnecessary) apropos comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Emma Watson... Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I forget most dreams unless something triggers my memory. There are a few I'll never forget :uhh: ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 There are few things that are as wholly interesting as hearing someone give a detailed description of last night's "whacky" dream. fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk02 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 This girl who I think is attractive and I were hanging out, which is all I remember about the context, not that it matters. I just distinctly remember her turning around at one point, and her face had become that of this really ugly classmate of mine. It didn't scare me at that point, as I'm sure it made sense in the context, but looking back at it, that's creepy. Said girl was dumped by her boyfriend two days later because he "found someone more attractive". God, I am supernatural, or something. I do English to Japanese and Japanese to English translation for free! Just keep it under 5 sentences, and PM me to use my fluency in Japanese to your advantage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The one when I don't have diabetes, and I have a all access buffet to what ever I want =P~ EDIT: 1300th post :thumbsup: [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Dude, your dream was freaking long. And tiring. I thought sleeping was supposed to be a relaxing thing. My dreams mostly consist of hot tubs and women, with the occasional symbolic scene which I always recognize and purposely ignore in my dream, in order to keep focusing on the women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I had one extremely weird one that I wrote down somewhere, but can't seem to find. It had something to do with a big tree, tall grass, snakes, a lion, and an old WW2 jeep. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Had one last night about breaking my collar bone again... I think. I never really remember. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My favorite dream? Not appropriate for tif ;D I too have had rs related dreams/nightmares :wall: YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Is_Great Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My favourite dream... I don't remember any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 There are few things that are as wholly uninteresting as hearing someone give a detailed description of last night's "whacky" dream. I thought people liked hearing about weird dreams, but maybe I'm wrong and I should stop telling people. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Paris Hilton - Once in a sleeping back Once on a waterbed. Best dream ever albeit messy. A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Favourite? Not appropriate for TIF. Although recent ones involved me being stabbed by someone breaking into my mom's office and a bus crash which caused me to die. (Highly graphic too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
un4given Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'll guess be the one who makes a serious post -.- ... I recently had one that i was in a shootout in a war. I was dodging bullets that were all over the place even looking up while behind a car to see bullets penetrating the door. I climb up the building where my team was at and try sniping the enemy across the street. Unfortunately we get rundown and it's me and my friend who we call Brubaker. So we're in a room looking down the hall and people charging in and i'm like wtf we gotta do something Brubaker. I keep calling out to him but he's on his knees staring at the door into the hall where the enemy was running. I keep calling his name and he doesnt respond at all but just stares blankly. So i run and hide in a walk-in closet reloading my gun and trying to figure out wtf i'm gonna do. Unfortunately the only thing left was to surrender or go rambo. Last thing i remember is kicking down the door and running into the hall where the enemy is at. It really made me appreciate those in the military much more. cliffs: -shootout -my unit is overtaken -just me and my buddy Brubaker left -i hide in closet to reload and make new gameplan -decide to go rambo -wake up on a less serious note i used to dream that i was actually in waw Disregard females. Acquire currency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouwzie Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 As I've said before: My strangest dream was when I was a hot emo/scene chick having sex with some guy. I have no idea who. I was a good lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 As I've said before: My strangest dream was when I was a hot emo/scene chick having sex with some guy. I have no idea who. I was a good lover Aren't you a guy? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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