Moats usually don't have running water.

I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.

If they kill the kid?

They can't, he's on the other side, duh.

I think it's fully agreed then, vampires are mother[bleep]ing [kitties].

Yep. Everyone back to the zombie thread.

Moats usually don't have running water.

I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.

If they kill the kid?

They can't, he's on the other side, duh.

They can throw something at him. If vampires are faster and have better reflexes then they'd be used to moving with the speed of their kind. Humans would never have a chance of dodging a projectile thrown at them.

1. Go to my house.

2. Live there forever.

 

Vamps can't come into your house unless you invite them in.

 

Pfffttt that's only one movie. :P

Make a blood tithe, but put garlic juice on the bottom. When they are about to drink, make a device that breaks the hidden garlic juice.

 

Ok new Monster. How to survive a Manticore attack.

Moats usually don't have running water.

I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.

If they kill the kid?

They can't, he's on the other side, duh.

I laughed so hard. :lol: :lol: :lol:.

I wonder if standing upright whilst having your arms streched out on either side to form a human cross would effect them?

All I need is a whip, or else my name isn't Simon Belmont!

Please research the use of Their, There and They're, I told you about it yesterday.

 

Basically, carry a silver crucifix and stand in the sun.

 

A whip works as well.

Personally, I'd say screw it and join the vampires. Could always use a little sleep.

But, since I have to protect myself, I'd go with a shotgun that fires garlic. Imagine the potato cannon likeness.

Personally, I'd say screw it and join the vampires. Could always use a little sleep.

But, since I have to protect myself, I'd go with a shotgun that fires garlic. Imagine the potato cannon likeness.

75% of bieng a ghoul,

 

vamlires can cross running water, I've never ever in all my research of vampires heard that.

 

any suggestions for next weeks monster?

Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.

 

 

Just kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon?

Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.

Lol, I'll actully do that one satuday for lulz

Just kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon?

 

Yeh, I support.

Next week Angels and Demons.

Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.

Lol, I'll actully do that one satuday for lulz

Just kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon?

 

Yeh, I support.

Next week Angels and Demons.

 

Wah? Like the ones in supernatural?

Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.

Lol, I'll actully do that one satuday for lulz

Just kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon?

 

Yeh, I support.

Next week Angels and Demons.

 

Wah? Like the ones in supernatural?

Yeh, I'm just trying to make possesion fair as we speak.

Personally, I'd choose something along the lines of a Basalisk or a Gorgon.

Are vampires susceptible to AIDs? If so, you can always give them tainted bait to suck blood from.

Personally, I'd choose something along the lines of a Basalisk or a Gorgon.

!! great idea !!

I'm def using that on friday.

And not the kind that kills itself by looking in a mirror.

The kind with big claws that eats people.

I'm going to go the route of the head vampire in Stephen King's book "Salem's Lot". First off, corner the market on flares, nails, hatchets, saws, batteries and garlic. Target priests first so that they can't bless holy water. Slowly eke people away from the town and trap the survivors in a house. Make my 'lair' be someplace completely dark (even in the day time) and very hard to get into. Booby-trap the place. Have my lair swarming with my loyal ghouls of the night.

 

Next on my list:

 

- Make Keeley Hazell my eternal servant.

- Steal all of the local hospital's blood.

- Send out a sound wave from an amplifier that breaks windows.

- Send lots and lots of smoke/CO2 into the atmosphere so that it's cloudy.

- Spread rumor that the people who aren't active in town are just catching some 'flu' or 'illness' and that they'll be back up in a few days.

Fall in teenage love with a vampire and go from there

Fall in teenage love with a vampire and go from there

 

first gotta wait until you're several hundred years old so you can use the pedophiliac implications to season up the story.

Ew. Twilight reference.

armor piercing rounds...

It goes without saying that the Pope would seriously kick [wagon] here. Infinite holy water, anyone?

 

Anyways. wear lots of crosses, and refit a bazooka to make a garlic launcher.

 

Wait! Garlics...Carved into crosses...Dipped in holy water... I win.