You didn't say "wish" so you become a computer....just as the greatest Computer Crash ever planned happens.

 

This invoules every computer melting down, exploding, and killing everything in sight. So you are dead.

 

 

 

I wish for Maranara sauce (best I can spell it) on a burger. :

granted you get your marinara but you spelled burgur wrong so all you have is sause

 

 

 

i wish for golden clothes

Granted, but you crushed by their immense weight and killed. Then a bunch of used car salesman come, steal your clothes and make some more gold rings and teeth out of them. But little do they know that you were pancaked inside of them, so you are also turned into used car sales men bling. And guess what? They all have really bad coffee breath.

 

 

 

I wish for a bottle of water. I'm thirsty.

granted you get your marinara but you spelled burgur wrong so all you have is sause

 

You made my wish BETTER. :lol: =D>

 

You get your bottle of water...however, it's been sitting there for years. By the time you get around to drinking it, it's basicly 90% algae.

 

 

 

I wish people would corrupted wishes actually ended up making them better. (more often.)

Granted, I end your life so we don't get overpopulated. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for invisibility

Granted, everything you type is invisible, you become invisible, all memory of your existance fades away, and you die in a world where no one can see you.

 

 

 

I wish for a cool, smooth, Mana drink.

granted its cool and smooth when you first drink it but not when it comes out (if you know what i mean) :-#

 

 

 

i wish to be the owner of a NFL team

Ok here is your job at the NLF: The Noob Lol Federation

 

 

 

I wish i could dream

You dream, then it becomes a nightmare

 

 

 

I want a complete collection of all natural occuring elements with safe amounts of uranium

^^ SCIENTIST ALERT!

 

 

 

I want every poster on this forum dead.

Granted, you die too, then we all come back as zombies just as intelligent as when we were alive, except you. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for, but that wish be granted along with this one.

granted but i kill myself after hearing another wish for what to wish for

 

 

 

i wish for a pet caterpillar

The caterpillar was kidnapped at birth and trained by Lenin. You are now dead.

 

 

 

I wish silverwits was back...

Granted but then the TIF get destroyed and they never come back again.

 

 

 

I wish people would choose my icicle sword in the rs poll over the santa suit.

granted people vote for you icicle sword but they vote against you when you run for president

 

 

 

i wish to be hungry

Granted, you are now hungry....after you're already stuck on a tropical island with no food around for miles.

 

 

 

I wish for...Infinity. :ohnoes: :ugeek:

granted you get infinity kicks in the groin

 

 

 

i wish for $1000 in pennies

Granted, but due to the cost of copper you have to pay 100,000$ in Yen.

 

 

 

I wish for THIS to happen to Chris Crocker

Granted but This happens to you, every day... for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish I never had the hear that^ song in the link above, ever again.

Granted but This happens to you, every day... for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

OMFG MY EARS!!! Granted, but THIS is definitely not the the same song you had just posted. Hopefully you will like this *cough*edited*cough* version. FOR IT HATH CURSING IN IT.

 

 

 

I wish I had a thread on the forums where we can all post our good SSBB snapshots (Yes I already tried that in the gallery. Apparently I can't post screenshots [No, not RuneScape screenshots] in the gallery even though "Photos" are allowed). :evil:

Granted but You die shortly afterward of a combination of tuberculosis and a tomahawk to the head.

 

 

 

I wish I had a message in a bottle.

Granted, but the bottle contains this:

 

 

 

[hide=Open if you dare.]

 

I warned you...[/hide]

 

 

 

I wish Metal Gear Solid 4 wasn't JUST for the PlayStation 3

Granted, they also make a version for the Atari.

 

 

 

I wish Gallade64 wasn't so obsessed with the falcon punch. (and it'd be nice if he played something besides brawl and mgs [although mgs is awesome])

Granted, but a hobo urinates on all his other games besides SSBB so he has to be obsessed with falcon punch, and they malfunction and somehow mutate to have limbs and an evil consciousness. They then go on a rampage around the world, across the country and up your street, where they find you and hang you by your entrails from a tree branch that's on fire.

 

 

 

I wish for a broken guitar.

wish granted the guitar wouldn't play music

 

 

 

I wish I was in the NBA.