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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but the pike is massive and eats your head.

 

 

 

I wish for a roootbeer

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, except the rootbeer is poisonous.

 

 

 

I wish for your soul o.0 Z0000m0g!

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Granted but in return I get my soul back plus your soul.

 

 

 

i wish for a nuke

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granted, but it doesn't work

 

 

 

I wish I was death (As in the grim reaper, not the no hearing kind)

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted but you trip on your robe and fall on your scythe and now i'm death muahahaha

 

 

 

i wish for a race car with rockets to shoot at tifers i see :twisted:

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Granted but as your a tiffer as well it blows up you.

 

 

 

I wish I had access to photoshop.

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Granted but Photoshop dosent have access to you.

 

 

 

I wish Avatar: Legend of Aang would continue with a new series

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Break the Walls down!

granted but in the first episode Aang dies and the evil takes over the world

 

 

 

i wish to have my own talk show

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granted. you get your very own talk show...

 

however no one watches it.

 

 

 

I wish I had wings and could fly.

granted but you loose control, crash into a mailbox, and explode

 

 

 

i wish for a gold teeth

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Granted.

 

 

 

I wish for a wrestling fan to talk to me.

 

 

 

Ps. Oh yea, your Gold Teeth is actually bronze painted Gold.

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Break the Walls down!

*talks to Returned3* and realizes he likes women wrestling and throws him a cage match with the Undertaker.

 

I wish that all the noobs were rounded up in 1 city and a nuke was set off inside one the phats that they fought over wiping out their entire religion of Noobism.

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Granted but you realize that you are a noob and your inside the city with them.

 

 

 

I wish i could get more sleep.

 

-Haseo

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Granted, but you sleep your vacations away and miss out on all the fun.

 

 

 

I wish I had more RAM and a faster processor for my laptop (and maybe one of those new external graphics cards I've been reading about).

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

granted, but then the motherboard breaks...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that your laptop would break for being so greedy..

 

muahaha

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granted but he breaks it by smashing it on your head :lol:

 

 

 

i wish to be sent to my room

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Granted. you are sent to your room...

 

however.. its not very enjoyable. your room is actually a cell in guantamno bay.. and you share a cell with bubba [see harold and kumar.... the second one]

 

unless you like that sort of stuff.... then your room is a safe haven with a ton of cute girls dressed in tar and feathers.... :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could use this smiley more: :twisted:

Granted, but everyone hates you for using it, and you become the primary target of multiple attacks by urinating hobos :twss: .

 

 

 

I wish my dog knew her name #-o

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted. however your dog never listens to you or obeys you... which is worse.

 

 

 

[i once had a dog like that.. his name was Middy - short for midnight. he was soooo cute. and I loved him.

 

however.... whenever he did something wrong.. like running away.. and I called him.. he would stop. look around at me.

 

laugh. then continue what he was doing.]

 

 

 

I wish Middy was alive. :cry:

^Ha, that's how it is now anyways. She's really dumb, and our best efforts at teaching her anything (which worked for the other dog) don't do anything.

 

 

 

Granted, but he's a zombie. He devours your brain.

 

 

 

I wish for a megapixel.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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granted. however... now you wish for a minipixel. because this one's too big.. for the likes of you.

 

 

 

I wish middy would get along with my zombie cat.

Granted.

 

But both of your cats attack and kill you.

 

I wis that Sliver_Wits stops wishing.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

granted. she now breaks your legs. :evil:

 

 

 

I want a rainbow coloured lolipop. :pray:

you can get one, but only if you go buy it...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish sleep wasn't a necessity and lack of it wouldn't carry side effects.

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Granted, but now all of the pillows in the world magically became 100 times more comfortable.

 

 

 

I wish I had a purpose in life. :mrgreen:

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