Granted, you finish it quickly and realize that the snacks and drink is very common and is found in a lot of stores.

 

I wish to have my credit card approved by the president of the United States.

Granted, but it isn't approved of by others and isn't usable.

 

I wish there was some adventure that got me involved in.

I wish there was some adventure that got me involved in.

Granted, but it's an adventure where you land up almost dying in order to save everyone else. It makes you never want to get into something that's going to involve that much trouble again. ;)

 

 

 

Now, I wish someone other than me would go revive the "First Thing That Comes To Mind" game on this forum. I really don't want to have to post after that other guy in order to wake it up. :(

 

 

~D. V. "Having a bad day, big time..." Devnull

Granted, then you realise that he edited the word so that it wasn't so bad.

 

I wish that I could figure out how to get my shit together.

Granted, but it only applies to the literal.

 

I wish I could get away with sociopathy.

Granted, you get an antisocial personality disorder.

 

I have run out of ideas.

Granted, someone comes by and knocks some more ideas into you. :P

 

 

I wish batteries ran out of power far less often. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "So many general issues..." Devnull

Granted, but all your devices can't use those kind.

 

I wish I was a master manipulator.

Granted, but you end up sucking at telling the truth. :P

 

 

I wish people wouldn't disrupt me when I'm trying new things to such an extent that I have no choice but to let them go. <_<

 

 

~D. V. "Damn recent problems..." Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: Yeah, IRL issues are affecting my posting now... Go figure......)

Granted, no one bothers you ever again, everyone ignores you.

 

I wish 52 noted runite ores were extremely common price from the squeal of fortune.

Granted. The price to spin the squeal is now 52 noted rune ores.

 

I wish I had some chicken nuggets

Granted, they are Mcdonald's chicken nuggets and you are forced to watch a documentary on how they are made while eating them. (The documentary is uncut, made by a third party)

 

I wish that I had a job.

Granted, you get a crappy job and are only paid 15 dollars a month. And no matter what you do, you can't quit that job. And no one else is willing to hire you.

 

I wish to be in the Guinness World Records as the smartest man in the world.

Granted, you are taken out though when you receive a head injury and put back in as the dumbest.

 

I wish that I had something to do with my time.

Granted, you have boring stuff to do with your time.

 

I wish more adults believed in Santa Claus.

Granted. Everyone is now deluded into thinking a fat man in a red suit will bring presents to their kids and don't bother going to get some.

 

Billions of children will never be given nice things on Christmas. No one is happy because the red man is a lie.

 

I wish Luigi's Italian Ice came in blueberry flavor.

Granted, but the Ice cream name becomes literal and is no longer available in your city. Instead it's only available in Italy, so you have to go all the way there to get it.

 

I wish the ultimate war between humans and robots would begin and the humans would win in the end.

Granted but in that battle Humans have developed a no-nonsense attitude to anything electronic making it so that technology has reverted back to the caveman era.

 

I wish Forum Games was as active as it was in the good old days.

Granted, but you weren't specific enough. So now they're as active as they were before they existed, not at all.

 

I wish something incredible that makes no sense whatsoever would happen to me right now.

Chuck Norris walks into your room and punches you with his third fist.

 

I wish that I could have better wishes.

Granted, but Chuck Norris walks up and punches you every time that you make one. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish that everyone could find a perfect balance between being a packrat and being overkill with cleanups. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Don't ask why I thought of that..." Devnull

In order to achieve such perfect balance, everybody had to stand perfectly still which threw of the natural balance of the planet, causing it to alter it orbit pattern and fly dangerously close to the sun...

 

 

I wish we weren't so close to the sun.

Granted, you now live on Mars.

 

I wish the spirit of my great-great-great-great-great-to-the-end grandfather would talk to me. (and by that I mean my GREATEST grandfather.)

Granted. You can't understand him because he (obviously) doesn't speak a modern language.

 

I wish I remembered why I was looking forward to today when I woke up.

Granted. It was because you were going to go out in a blaze of glory by killing Justin Beiber then being torn to shreds by his harem.

 

I wish I had my Bachelor's already. Or even my Associate's ^^;