Granted, after you leave the school you forget everything you learned. Literally.

 

I wish to find a haystack in a needle.

Granted. It's not very impressive, the haystack was inside the Space Needle, so it got quite a bit of attention for being comically out of place.

 

I wish for the election year to end before political ads start showing up on TV.

Granted, the year ends before anyone can vote for a president, and because of that Obama is still president.

 

I wish prayers in real life would work like prayers in RuneScape. Then I'd piss off a lot of gangsters and use the protect from bullets prayer while having an infinite amount of prayer potions. :twisted:

Granted. They then alternate shanking you and shooting you. As you can't protect from more than one style at a time, you die. They then loot your prayer pots and sell them for billions, and become the biggest crime syndicate ever.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, albiet you only get one wish, therefore your wish becomes, I wish, I wished to be a fish.

 

I wish to find more awesome things on roblox.

Granted, but the awesome things become so frequent you find them mundane and wish to have newer awesomer things. (Doesn't know what roblox is).

 

I wish has access to every book ever created.

Granted, has access to every book ever created, including horrible ones which you hate but have to go through every time you want a book you like.

 

I wish that I could have more ambition.

Granted. You have too much ambition now. You wish you have less and the cycle repeats.

 

I wish I was a fish.

Granted, the wish is granted immediately and you end up dying as you aren't in water.

 

I wish that people didn't make things so easy to corrupt.

You wish that people are unable to wish at all.

 

 

I wish I had bank account with unlimited money.

Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.

 

I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

Granted. I wish that my wish is corrupted.

Granted.

 

I wish a tank of gasoline would crash into my apartment.

Granted, the gas tank kills everyone but you, leaving you blind and quadriplegic.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, you're no longer sick, however people still think you are sick.

 

I wish for a key to her heart.

 

[hide]Who is she? You decide.[/hide]

Granted, but that ultimately means that there is a keyhole in her heart, giving her heart problems that will eventually lead to her demise.

 

I wish I could draw a perfect freehand circle.

Granted, you can no longer draw anything with straight lines.

 

I wish that I could have the motivation.

Granted, you have the motivation to do something incredibly stupid.

 

I wish to become the number one most subscribed to person on YouTube and have more fans than haters.

Granted. Civilization collapses and the 5 people left who go on the internet subscribe to you.

 

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted, all your spells backfire on YOU.

 

I wish everyone would taste dragon meat.

Granted, but it doesn't taste very good to too many people. This ruins your chances to be an ultimate chef. :P

 

 

Damnit... Now I wish I wasn't laughing so hard over typing this reply! :lol:

 

 

~D. V. "I didn't want to laugh this hard!" Devnull

Granted, you are angry at it instead.

 

Now it's time to wish for something that I really really want.

 

I wish commentaries on other videos on YouTube would be make regularly and all the commentators that retired or don't make them as often as they used to would start making commentaries again at least weekly.

Granted, the new trend is zombie commentaries, hosted by zombies.

 

I wish that I could have more order.

Granted, but you find it's more order of freshly-cooked salmon, done by none other than Blaze himself. Unfortunately, I can't tell you whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, because I don't know how good of a cook that Blaze is. :wacko:

 

 

Now, I wish I knew why it is I've mentally started cross-linking Blaze with cooking. Sure, it makes for some interesting wish corruptions, but I'm sure it can be equally annoying. :wall:

 

 

~D. V. "Maybe it's because of fire-type pokémon?" Devnull

Granted, you read hundreds of posts only to find out it has to do with a wish he had about becoming a cook or something of the sort.

 

I wish that I could beat this dam mission.