Granted but this trickster mod changes it back.

 

I wish Forum Games was the thriving community it was back then.

Granted, but it is more psychotically depraved than it was. Oh wait, that's freaking awesome!

 

I wish every day was guaranteed to have something interesting happen.

Granted, but it involves bad things happening to you that I can't speak about on this forum. :o

 

 

I wish @Star. would render the part of her after-post forum siggy that is near-impossible to read on the Tip.It Forum Theme much more readable than it currently happens to be now. :(

 

 

~D. V. "Not enjoying drag-select..." Devnull

Granted, now it's in blinding fabulous colors.

 

I wish DVD typed in a flaming pink accent in FG from now on. Like forever, and he must like it.

Granted, but you must do it as well, along with the rest of the members of this community.

 

I wish for an all-you-can-eat café.

Edited January 4, 201313 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

Granted, but everyone eats free always... except for you.

 

I wish my shipping order for Pokemon Platinum came here faster.

Granted, but the game is broken.

 

And by broken I mean full of glitches and stuff like that.

 

I wish to successfully catch a level 2 Slaking at Route 1 in Pokémon Red without using a glitch or the game crashing or anything like that.

Granted, but it's just a level 2 Slaking card that says "See you in Hoenn"

 

I wish it snowed hard again. Green grass is boring.

Granted, you are stuck inside until the snow stops since the show is so big it covers your house.

 

Which is 5 years from now.

 

I wish to be in the guinness world records as the guy who drinks most coke a week. And no matter what happened to me I would NEVER have any health problems.

Granted, but now you're in immense debt from buying the drinks, nobody remembers, and the only thing you have to show is a certificate that is soon lost in a fire. A week later: a guy beats your title.

 

I could do with a cold bottle of Coca Cola. I wish for some Vanilla Coke.

Granted, but there is also mud that's mixed with the vanilla coke.

 

I wish everyone who isn't me would get laughed at. No exception.

granted everyone is happy except you.

 

i wish that everything was exactly the way it was

Granted, everything is now exactly the way it was a long time ago back when kings ruled their kingdoms. And the unfairness returns.

 

I wish for the ability to duplicate myself.

Granted, but you and your duplicates all get into an argument of some kind, and you all knock each other around so much that all of you land up in the hospital for 9 months. Unfortunately, this sucks up so many rooms at the hospital that it runs up an evilly large hospital bill that you can never repay without working 157 full-time jobs for the next 3 years after that. :twisted:

 

 

I wish real life humans were a lot harder to kill and/or harm, such that people who do evil things wouldn't find it worthwhile to do them anymore. Yeah, this includes not being as vulnerable to getting even the least bit harmed by a nuclear weapon. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Yes, the "and" and "or" must both apply." Devnull

Granted, we all become gods.

 

I wish for a special news bulletin.

Granted! However the news isn't actual special, they just called in special in order to get attention.

 

I wish I was a Planeswalker.

granted you fall off the wing of the plane to your death. (after reading part of the wikipedia article still not sure, so yeah my granting still makes more sense to me)

 

i wish that the floors of my enemies were coated in lego so that when they step on it they get hurt.

Granted, but your floor is coated with that as well.

 

I wish to dye my hair black.

Granted, but you end up with all the hairs on your body turning as black as night itself, causing you to scare yourself in the mirror because you now look like a freaky over-haired caveman. :blink:

 

 

I wish the system requirements for many PC games these days weren't so freaking high. :(

 

 

~D. V. "Talk about stuff gone wrong, eh?" Devnull

Granted, however due to the fact that the requirements are now lower, the games now have glitches more often. A lot more often.

 

I wish to capture a Mandibuzz, then I'd raise it.

wish granted, but as it got older, it decided to eat you, nom nom nom

 

I wish i wish i had millions of other wishs

Since you already can wish as many times as you want in this thread, you just wasted a wish.

 

I wish for a special alcohol that tastes EXACTLY like Coca-Cola, the only difference is that I can get drunk off that drink.

granted you find some flavorless rum and a can of coke. but you are not allowed to drink it because the popo says so

 

i wish for an oreo.

You get your oreo but find that it is poisoned. After abandoning it, it somehow comes to life and forces itself down your throat, and you die of being squished by a house for some reason.

 

I wish for a time paradox.

Granted, you get stuck in a world of nothingness because of it, and can't do anything there since nothing is there.

 

I wish someone would reply to the get to know you thread. I do miss when that thread was active. I doubt someone will really reply to it now, but it was worth a shot.