Surprise Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." I noticed the same people who have that as a quote are the same people who write, "Oh no, I lost the love of my life!" or "You only pretended to love me" as their statuses. *one week later* "I'm in love again" *is dating same person from last week* The best I've seen is: "I love you so much, 1 Week Today Hun <3" I didn't know whether this was a joke or serious.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Some girl just posted this on her facebook: "My favorite number in the alphabet is the color triangle!!!!"And of course she has like 10 likes on it and desperate guys going on about how she's so creative and funny Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Is_Great Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Some girl just posted this on her facebook: "My favorite number in the alphabet is the color triangle!!!!"And of course she has like 10 likes on it and desperate guys going on about how she's so creative and funny :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Some girl just posted this on her facebook: "My favorite number in the alphabet is the color triangle!!!!"And of course she has like 10 likes on it and desperate guys going on about how she's so creative and funny :facepalm::Thok Headsmash: Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 It's a variation of the "cute hipster" almost as good as the statuses that just say "asgikvnorrjvrihierairhi" with no explanation. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 School. After an awesome weekend. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Some girl just posted this on her facebook: "My favorite number in the alphabet is the color triangle!!!!"And of course she has like 10 likes on it and desperate guys going on about how she's so creative and funny Reply: I see what you did there. In your desperate search for attention, you posted a phrase that makes you seem 'totally random' so people will like it, giving you a sense of being adored and loved, even though deep in your heart you know that they are only desperate guys, doing whatever they can to get you to notice them. One day you will realize how pathetic your life is, but by then it will be to late to change your shallow ways. Or the simpler: [bleep] you you unfunny, uncreative [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Some girl just posted this on her facebook: "My favorite number in the alphabet is the color triangle!!!!"And of course she has like 10 likes on it and desperate guys going on about how she's so creative and funny Reply: I see what you did there. In your desperate search for attention, you posted a phrase that makes you seem 'totally random' so people will like it, giving you a sense of being adored and loved, even though deep in your heart you know that they are only desperate guys, doing whatever they can to get you to notice them. One day you will realize how pathetic your life is, but by then it will be to late to change your shallow ways. Or the simpler: [bleep] you you unfunny, uncreative [bleep] Replying with either of those makes ME look like some kind of aspie in that situation, because it would result in all of her friends retaliating, or in the case of the first one, "OMG U WROTE SO MUCH U MUST B SUM KIND OF STALKER". Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Reply: I see what you did there. In your desperate search for attention, you posted a phrase that makes you seem 'totally random' so people will like it, giving you a sense of being adored and loved, even though deep in your heart you know that they are only desperate guys, doing whatever they can to get you to notice them. One day you will realize how pathetic your life is, but by then it will be to late to change your shallow ways. Or the simpler: [bleep] you you unfunny, uncreative [bleep]I agree 100% with this post. "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I am the only person who would just rather laugh at it than rather go on some angry keyboard crusade, especially on a facebook status ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I would never reply to it, but seeing someone like Spork say that would make me laugh heartily. "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Yeah, I don't reply to those things. I facepalm and quietly rage to myself, but that's about it. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I just block those people from my newsfeed. Problem solved. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Video advertisements. I have a data limit with my internet, and me not noticing a page has a video advertisement on it can cost me like 1/4 of my daily usage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Adblock plus with FF actually stops ads from loading iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I am the only person who would just rather laugh at it than rather go on some angry keyboard crusade, especially on a facebook status ?Yeah, seriously. We should rename this thread "Things on Facebook that annoy the HELL out of you"... "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Well most of the things that annoy us go back to stupid people, they just happen to show up on Facebook a lot (though I usually just don't add them in the first place). Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pianokid13 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 People that talk too much. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surprise Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 People that talk too much. :angry: People who don't talk, who just sit and stare at you judgementally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 :3 ^ that smiley face thing. it's stupid and doesn't make any sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 >:3 Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomrombom Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 :3 ^ that smiley face thing. it's stupid and doesn't make any sense. It's a cuteface. Often used to mean devilishness or sarcasm as well. PM me for fitocracy invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Well it's still stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 People who believe stereotypes are fact. There was this really stupid girl in HYT cc today, she was being all anti-american and seemed convinced that the stereotypes of americans HAVE to be true because of the ones she's seen. Oh well, it provided some laughs for the day. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 People that talk too much. :angry: People who don't talk, who just sit and stare at you judgementally.I don't judge. :wink: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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