Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 ----------------- what do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea ---------------- what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea. What do you call a a dear with no eyes and no legs and on FIRE ----------------------------- Still flaming no idea Wow, these jokes suck. Um, joke eh? Well, once was a man, and a...... No, I can't think of any right now. Goddamn it. I just wanted to point out boris5000's jokes are SO NOT FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 What do you call a deer with no eyes..or ears? Anything you want, he can't hear you :roll: *crickets* ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 What do you call a deer with no eyes..or ears? Anything you want, he can't hear you :roll: *crickets* call them anything they won't understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezlo_Minish Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 i cant find my george bush joke i posted earlier... o wellz :( anyway!! 3 guys on a windy roof. The first guy says: i bet its SO windy up here that if i jumped off it would blow me back up. Second guy says: go on then. The first guy jumps off the roof and LO AND BEHOLD he floats back up. Second guy:WOW! :o That was great, let me try! He jumped to his death. the third guy says: You're a GIT, Superman. :anxious: lol :XD: my friend made http://www.freewebs.com/mouseavoider/ !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 How many Actors does it take to change a light-bulb? 9, one is changing the light-bulb and the other 8 are saying "i should be up there..." Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 How many skillers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 1, any more than that and they will start fighting over it claiming the light is "theirs" and they have the right to screw it in How many pures does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, the main has to pass the lightbulb to "Xxx pur3 l1ght scr3r xxX" who pwns it. 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 How many skillers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 1, any more than that and they will start fighting over it claiming the light is "theirs" and they have the right to screw it in How many pures does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, the main has to pass the lightbulb to "Xxx pur3 l1ght scr3r xxX" who pwns it. They are funny, but can someone translate the bolded text? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P00kasarus Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 How many skillers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 1, any more than that and they will start fighting over it claiming the light is "theirs" and they have the right to screw it in How many pures does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, the main has to pass the lightbulb to "Xxx pur3 l1ght scr3r xxX" who pwns it. They are funny, but can someone translate the bolded text? i guess that's supposedly the pure's name (pure light screr), but screwer is spelt wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 whoops It's not easy translating a language like that, oh well it doesn't matter. Pures don't even spell the stuff right anyways. As far as the joke is concerned (which was made up on the spot i might add), It' the steriotype for pure name. xxx [something with the world "pure"] xxx, translated into the abyssmal language of "leetspeak". glad people like it : 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 How 'any fishes is needed to insert a light bulb? One, but don't ask me why a fish would need to change a light bulb! And the prize for the lamest joke ever goes to ... Veltia Edit: How many autoers is needed to insert a light bulb? 105, 1 autoer to change the light bulb... 99 to do the excat thing at 99 other lamps near by... and 5 players who complains to JaGeX about the Autoer problem! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toadalmighty Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 tony blair was out on his morning run when at the end of the street there was a prostitute. While running past she screams, " For you Tony ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã500" Mr Blair replies quickly and nervously, "no ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200" The prostitute just laughs and lets him run on. This happens everyday for a couple months. One day cherie goes out a run with Tony. As there jogging down a street tony notices the prostitute and starts to worry about what cherie might think. They jog past. Just before there gone tony heres a scream of "See what you get for ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200" Tony Blair = british prime minister Cherie = his wife stupid forums lost my dragon count , well atleast i know i got a d chain from a dusty!99 Fletch, Late 0699 Mage, late 0799 Strength, 29th June 0899 Hitpoints, 21st August 08130/138 cmbsooo close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 tony blair was out on his morning run when at the end of the street there was a prostitute. While running past she screams, " For you Tony ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã500" Mr Blair replies quickly and nervously, "no ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200" The prostitute just laughs and lets him run on. This happens everyday for a couple months. One day cherie goes out a run with Tony. As there jogging down a street tony notices the prostitute and starts to worry about what cherie might think. They jog past. Just before there gone tony heres a scream of "See what you get for ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200" Tony Blair = british prime minister Cherie = his wife How much is that in American dollars? Please don't reply just to say that you don't care, I don't wanna go through another flaming war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 off topic version: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 0, that's the electrition's job on topic version: how many runescape players does it take to change a light bulb? A: all of them, 1 to change it, and the rest to complain about how they liked it the way it was Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 "My friend has a trophy wife...i'm not so sure she's first place" __________________________ sometimes i go to waiting rooms just to wait Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Leader Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but all three engineers crammed into a restroom and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please." The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decided to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" said one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please." I don't get it "The walls shook at the noise of the horses, and of the wheels, and of the chariots. What walls? We don't need walls! WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 the engineers pretended to be the ticket controller, so they take the accountant's tickets. This way when the real ticket controller comes around the accountants get screwed over and the engineers can use the same trick Another one a man says: I havn't spoken to my wife in 3 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I've thought of a joke, I know it sucks, here goes: :uhh: How many fingers would a man have? Seven, one on the hand and two as a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 What? ^ A scientist is on his plane to Ethiopia to study an old skull found there. He's God damn bored. So he wakes up the guy sleeping next to him, and he says: "look, we're gonna play a game, ok? I'm gonna ask you a question. If you answer well, nothing happens. If you don't, you give me 50 bucks." The guy chuckles. "After that you're gonna ask me a question. If I don't answer well, i give you 500 bucks. If i do answer well, the game continues." The guy is suddenly very interested. The scientist asks him what the distance from the moon to planet earth is. The guy simply answers with 50 bucks, and the scientist says:"384000 Km." the guy thinks, and says: "What climbs up the mountain with 4 legs 6 eyes and 1 ear, climbs down with 76 eyes, 32 ears, and 1 leg, then climbs back up with 56 ers 45 legs and a trumpet?" The scientist thinks his butt off, but he can't figure it out. He hands 500 bucks to the guy. As he asks for the answer, the guy says " I don't know, here's your 50 bucks. I'm not playing anymore by the way." Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungFather Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 What do you call a deer with no eyes..or ears? Anything you want, he can't hear you :roll: *crickets* harharhar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weazle9954 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 what color is a bra hell if i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 what color is a bra hell if i know This is so hilariously not funny. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 what color is a bra hell if i know *crickets* [sarcasm] that is so funny[/sarcasm] sorry i dont got a joke i just wanted to point out that that joke is not very funny Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 There are four cows in a field, a mommy cow and her three babies. The first baby says "Mommy, why am I named Daisy?" The Mommy cow says "Because when you were born, a Daisy petal fell on your head." The second baby cow says "Mommy, why am I named Rose?" And the Mommy cow says "Because when you were born, a Rose petel fell on your head." And the third baby cow says "Ablosekmsldkfjolkxjlkmsd." And the Mommy cow says "Shut up Cinderblock." It takes my friends forever to get it, but I love this joke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 i sniffed coke... but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Will smith walked into mcdonalds one day and aske for some fries. The Waitress said "wow Will Smith, do you want fries with that?" Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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