abdussattar Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 we11 i think its agains the rulez to do that :shame: If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.nahhh ill continue mis-spelling^!click for blog!^sigs by: woopidoo2|yaff2|4be2jue|me|guthix121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 so two guys are standing on top of the empire state building... Guy 1: you know they say if you jump at just the right spot, at just the right time, a strong wind blows you back up. Guy 2: really? Guy 1: yeah, see? (guy 1 jumps off, then floats back up) Guy 2: cool! (guy 2 jumps... and plummets to his death :twisted: ) Guy 3: ah! superman, you gotta stop screwin around with these guys! Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdussattar Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 lol thats a funny one. If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.nahhh ill continue mis-spelling^!click for blog!^sigs by: woopidoo2|yaff2|4be2jue|me|guthix121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firelord688 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 ok i got one! ok imagine your looked in a glass box(unbreakable glass) there is a giant cup in the middle then all the sudden it tips over and the water starts to fill the box and the water is not stopping what do you do to get out? \ \ \ ok the answer is you stop imagining! OMG! Ragen Edit 1.2 - Irritating Posting Styles/Spamming In order to maintain an environment that promotes ease in the exchange of information, spamming is prohibited. Spamming includes posting entire messages using excessive formatting (all caps, italics, bold, etc.), posting the same message repeatedly, cross posting the same message in multiple forums, making pointless threads or replies, begging (for yourself or another player), excessive use of "smilies"/characters/spaces/blank lines/nested quotes, as well as any advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, click-wars (referrals), or solicitations including ebay-type spam. Additionally, do not pointlessly bump old threads unless you're contributing to the topic. You may bump a topic in the Marketplace or a very important thread elsewhere, but not whilst the thread is still on the first page of the forum. Please don't stretch the page like that, it's annoying. ~Ragen~ my first sig!=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 ok i got one! ok imagine your looked in a glass box(unbreakable glass) there is a giant cup in the middle then all the sudden it tips over and the water starts to fill the box and the water is not stopping what do you do to get out? [pagestretching.] ok the answer is you stop imagining! OMG! Using images to stretch out the page is extremely annoying, and against the rules. danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolaWoman Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Okay, I've got a couple of jokes: 1. Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic? He walked the floor all night wondering if there is a dog. 2. This guy is driving down the road towards the pub when his car breaks down. He gets out and is peering under the hood when he hears a voice say "It's the fanbelt". The guy looks around, but all he sees is a horse looking at him. He shrugs, and stares at the engine again. "It's the fanbelt", he hears once more. He looks around, sees the same horse and nobody else and sticks his head back under the hood. Then he hears, "I tell ya, IT'S THE FANBELT!" Alarmed, the guy checks and sure enough, his fanbelt has slipped. He fixes it, starts his car and motors on to the pub. When he gets there, he relates the whole story to the publican who is washing glasses behind the bar. "Let me ask ya something", the barkeep says. "Was it a white horse or a black horse?" Rather astonished, the guy answers, "It was a white horse". "Good", says the barman. "The black one doesn't know anything about cars." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoalexi Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? -you open the door, put the giraffe in side, and close it. How do you get a elephant in a refrigerator? -you open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside, and close it. What animal didn't come to Simba's birthday party? -The elephant, because it was still in the refrigerator. How do you get across a river filled with crocodiles? -You just walk across , because all the crocodiles are at Simba's party. *if someone already said these, I'm sorry. I didn't read through all the posts. Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? -you open the door, put the giraffe in side, and close it. How do you get a elephant in a refrigerator? -you open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside, and close it. What animal didn't come to Simba's birthday party? -The elephant, because it was still in the refrigerator. How do you get across a river filled with crocodiles? -You just walk across , because all the crocodiles are at Simba's party. *if someone already said these, I'm sorry. I didn't read through all the posts. A classic. :) Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 kk so theres a little horse and a big horse. every day they race. every day the big horse wins. one day a dog comes and tells the horse "cut him some slack, hes smaklller than you". And the horses response? [hide=Punchline Inside]" well whadda you know, a talking dog."[/hide] Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamster Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Genesis Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ss_J9_Goten Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 What do a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common? They both have a one in a million chance of becoming human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 What do a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common? They both have a one in a million chance of becoming human. :lol: llamster's joke is hilarious, too. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbyjoe2 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Once, there was a team of construction workers. One of the workers would brag about how strong he was. He would especially make fun of one of the older workmen. One day, the old worker was fed up. He said to the braggart, "Hey, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" He then pointed to a pile of bricks about 20 feet away. "I bet I'll be able to wheel something to those bricks that you won't be able to wheel back." The braggart said, "Sure. I'll be able to beat you anytime." The old man went to the tool shed, and brought the wheelbarrow out. He then said with a smirk, "Alright. get in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaserDude333 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 here r some: 1.(its similar 2 one already said) a blonde, a smart blonde and snow white walk in the forest. they see 100 $ on the ground, who takes it? the blonde, the other 2 dont exist. 2. a blonde officer stops a blonde driver for drving too fast. officer: can u show me ur license? blonde: what is it? officer: well, um, its a thing where it shows ur face. blonde: ok, here. *blonde takes out a mirror and shows it to the blonde officer* officer: srry for stopping you, didnt know u were an officer too. 2. a blonde goes to a TV store to buy a TV. she asks the shop keeper: blonde: how much for this TV? shop keeper: srry we dont sell TVs to blondes. *blonde goes to dye her hair brown* *she goes to the same place and asks the shopkeeper: blonde:how much for this TV? shop keeper: srry we dont sell to blondes. blonde: how do u know i was blonde? shop keeper: this isnt a TV shop. 3. (this is from "Jay Leno") "IPhone- If you buy this phone for 600$ then the "I" stands for IDIOT! I ate 620+ brains!! Whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamster Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 A man died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found himself in a massive chamber filled with clocks. The man asked an angel standing nearby, "What are these clocks for?" "They each represent a person," the angel replied. "The more you lie, the faster your clock runs. Abraham Lincoln lied only 6 times, so his clock is very slow. You lied an average amount of times, so your clock runs at the same speed as a normal clock." The man stood there for a while, taking this in. Finally, he asked, "Where's George W. Bush's clock?" "It's in Saint Peter's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 A man died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found himself in a massive chamber filled with clocks. The man asked an angel standing nearby, "What are these clocks for?" "They each represent a person," the angel replied. "The more you lie, the faster your clock runs. Abraham Lincoln lied only 6 times, so his clock is very slow. You lied an average amount of times, so your clock runs at the same speed as a normal clock." The man stood there for a while, taking this in. Finally, he asked, "Where's George W. Bush's clock?" "It's in Saint Peter's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." :lol: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I4prez Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 I have a few animal jokes for you: Q.How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A.Open the door, put it in, and close the door. Q.How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? A.Open the door, take out the elephant, put it in, and close the door. Q.All the animals were at an animal convention. Who couldn't make it? A.The giraffe, because he was stuck in a refrigerator. Q.How do you cross a crocodile and piranha infested river? A. You swim because all the animals are at the animal convention. http://forum.tip.it/topic/173173-engineer-skill-and-railroads/<<Click! I support! Click!.-- .... -.-- .- .-. . -.-- --- ..- .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. - .... .. ... ..--.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 I have a few animal jokes for you: Q.How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A.Open the door, put it in, and close the door. Q.How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? A.Open the door, take out the elephant, put it in, and close the door. Q.All the animals were at an animal convention. Who couldn't make it? A.The giraffe, because he was stuck in a refrigerator. Q.How do you cross a crocodile and piranha infested river? A. You swim because all the animals are at the animal convention. I'm sorry but those jokes suck. Here is one from "The Kingdom" (had to replace the bad word by crap since it isn't allowed on the forums. A: That's my crap. B: You need bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Whats the difference between a chromosone and a hormone? [hide=Punch Line] You can't hear a chromosone :lol: [/hide] Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etta Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Lol, more than half my jokes won't be fitting for these forums :P Here's a simple one, What's a blur of red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender! Sorry if it's been said :oops: Im going to kill you :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chazimcgee Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 heheh pickled :P Whats round and invisable? This cabbage *points to invisable cabbage in open hand* Works better if said. Sn'C Events Team Member942nd to 99 hunter 2/8/07|26,042nd to reach 99 fletching 27/10/07|Quest Cape Achieved 22/1/08|50,000th to 99 Cooking 29/10/08Dagannoth King Drops: 7 Zerkers 2 Axes 3 Warriors | Armadyl: 1 hilt first ever trip and kill | Barrows: 2 Dharok Legs 1 Ahrim Skirt 1 Torag Helm 1 Guthan Spear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grosi Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Why you'd better not enter the rainforest at 12 o'clock? Because the elphants jumping down the tree's! Why Are the crocodils so plain? Because they entered the rainforest at 12 o'clock How you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun How you kill a red elephant? You colour him in blue and shoot him with the blue elephant gun. How you kill a green elephant? You retch him till he's blue and kill him with the blue elepahtn gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMinerGuy Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 How many RuneScapers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20,000 1 to change the lightbulb and the rest to complain about how the first lightbulb was better me > samurai lux ;-) :ohnoes: \:D/ 10/10, and yes I would agree with that statement he is way to pompous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animaslayer Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 waht do michael jackson and ps2 have in common they're both plastic and kids turn them on LOL. Q:What is black and white and red all over? A: A nun falling down the stairs. (My 6th grade teacher told us that.) thats not it its what goes black white red black white red black white red rolling down a hill a nun with a knife in her back Dragon Drops: Platelegs x9, Med Helms x7, Plateskirts x4, Shield Left Half x3, At least 75+ Boots!, Hatchets x5, Ruined Shard x1, Solo Claws x2, Dragon 2Hander x1, Spear x2Whip x27, Dark Bows x9, Draconic Visage x1 <- do that when you see me :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 How many RuneScapers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20,000 1 to change the lightbulb and the rest to complain about how the first lightbulb was better siggied Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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