January 16, 200719 yr I was hunting Orange Salamanders deep in the desert when some level 44 wanders over and asked me if this was the POLAR hunting area!! How clueless can you get? Dragon Drops - 10 Meds, 9 Legs, 5 Skirts, 2 Left HalfPM me to have any potions made or crafting done
January 17, 200719 yr heres a weird one! noob: selling crack noob: selling crack and weed noob: selling weed and crack me: did u know its reportable? noob: im so sacrd (lol really wrote like that) then logs out is it reportable?!
January 17, 200719 yr heres a weird one! noob: selling crack noob: selling crack and weed noob: selling weed and crack me: did u know its reportable? noob: im so sacrd (lol really wrote like that) then logs out is it reportable?! that one made me rofllae (roll on floor laughing like an ediot) Click Here!
January 17, 200719 yr this time its not a noob but a scammer... but i found it very funny the way it went scammer1: selling monkey bones for 100k ea scammer2: buying monkey bones 340k ea scammer3: buying monkey bones 340k ea scammer4: selling monkey bones 100k ea *yea there were 4 of them!!!* me:*reports 1 of them and keeps saying its a scam* *goes on for a lil more than 1 min and i report the second scammer* *same exept for 3rd, and after 4rth* then i decided id trade him just to see his reaction (scammer1) when i decline, he says: ? me: lol scammer scammer1: how am i a scammer i didnt even say a price me: cause ur seling it as they're buying it for more than double him: lol i aint a scammer think before speaking me: lol i already saw that scam him: think before speaking *him and 2 other scammers logout* me: *continue my way to mine...* scammer5!: selling monkey bones 100k ea someting makes me think scammer 5 is a guy that got scammed and was trying to scam someone else to have his money back... but why were there so many scammers there?! never saw that... coudnt beleive my eyes... at least i made some reports
January 17, 200719 yr this time its not a noob but a scammer... but i found it very funny the way it went scammer1: selling monkey bones for 100k ea scammer2: buying monkey bones 340k ea scammer3: buying monkey bones 340k ea scammer4: selling monkey bones 100k ea *yea there were 4 of them!!!* me:*reports 1 of them and keeps saying its a scam* *goes on for a lil more than 1 min and i report the second scammer* *same exept for 3rd, and after 4rth* then i decided id trade him just to see his reaction (scammer1) when i decline, he says: ? me: lol scammer scammer1: how am i a scammer i didnt even say a price me: cause ur seling it as they're buying it for more than double him: lol i aint a scammer think before speaking me: lol i already saw that scam him: think before speaking *him and 2 other scammers logout* me: *continue my way to mine...* scammer5!: selling monkey bones 100k ea someting makes me think scammer 5 is a guy that got scammed and was trying to scam someone else to have his money back... but why were there so many scammers there?! never saw that... coudnt beleive my eyes... at least i made some reports You don't even make much sense in this post 2432nd to 99 mining
January 17, 200719 yr i know but it is true... anyways here's one i found on the official runescape forum: Kylescorpion 30-Nov-2006 06:20:19 ok this one involves me person 1: Nice fletching cape Me: Thank you Person1: So what level are u 97 or 98? Person2: ...... Me : lol 99 man. Person1: oh ================= i just thought it was worth having it on here
January 17, 200719 yr this time its not a noob but a scammer... but i found it very funny the way it went scammer1: selling monkey bones for 100k ea scammer2: buying monkey bones 340k ea scammer3: buying monkey bones 340k ea scammer4: selling monkey bones 100k ea *yea there were 4 of them!!!* me:*reports 1 of them and keeps saying its a scam* *goes on for a lil more than 1 min and i report the second scammer* *same exept for 3rd, and after 4rth* then i decided id trade him just to see his reaction (scammer1) when i decline, he says: ? me: lol scammer scammer1: how am i a scammer i didnt even say a price me: cause ur seling it as they're buying it for more than double him: lol i aint a scammer think before speaking me: lol i already saw that scam him: think before speaking *him and 2 other scammers logout* me: *continue my way to mine...* scammer5!: selling monkey bones 100k ea someting makes me think scammer 5 is a guy that got scammed and was trying to scam someone else to have his money back... but why were there so many scammers there?! never saw that... coudnt beleive my eyes... at least i made some reports You don't even make much sense in this post its was a buying scam and the scammer chose to flee when it blantantly looked that they were scamming, and besides, if they were smart enough they couldve traded each other so next time.. space out a lil :XD: p.s: how much times did i say scam? :-s 1150+ total, 151 questpoints and 76 combat.. is it good? Plz pm me for your thoughts.Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!
January 18, 200719 yr you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen. but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this The sentence below is false.The sentence above is true.
January 18, 200719 yr A new one from yesterday. Noob:What grade are you in? Me: Eight Noob:What grade are you in? Me:Eight! (Grr...) [Lengthy silence] Noob: Want to know what grade I'm in? Me: Ok. Noob: Ok, what? [i begin to type: "AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOUR GRADE?!" I refrain from yelling] Me: Nevermind. :) Noob: Want to know what grade I'm in? Me: Gee, ok. Noob: I'm in grade four. Me: Ahah! You, young man, are to young to be playing RuneScape. Noob: So? Me: So... Noob: Don't report me. Me: Why not? Noob: I'm twelve. Me:???? You're in grade four. Noob: I was held back two grades. Me: I see. Maybe you should spend more time studying, instead of wasting your time on this game. (Am I right?) Noob: Hell no! I'm done studying! [his actual words!] Me: You're a twelve year old in grade four! You're far from done studying. [He logs out] Respect your elders! : Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote]
January 18, 200719 yr you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen. but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this Right...No one will read this at all... \ Project Onyx Staff Writer. Stories, articles, and opinions, oh my!
January 18, 200719 yr you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen. but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this Pfft, lots of us read every post, silly. And this ain't a stupid thread. Stupid threads get locked. Silly rabbit, Tip.It is for anti-noobs. Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
January 18, 200719 yr you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen. but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this Pfft, lots of us read every post, silly. And this ain't a stupid thread. Stupid threads get locked. Silly rabbit, Tip.It is for anti-noobs. :lol: :lol: :lol: Project Onyx Staff Writer. Stories, articles, and opinions, oh my!
January 18, 200719 yr you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen. but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this Right...No one will read this at all... \ Sweet, you owned his post as well! :D :lol: :wink: Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
January 18, 200719 yr This happened what 3 days ago..... Me:w00t finally 48 smith N00b:zomg, give me free steel you fr00b Me:.....dude your the one who is asking for free steel N00b:i h4x0r y0ur 4cc0un7 1f j00 d0nt!!!!!!!! Me:reported............ N00b:what!!!come on im 14!!!!! i spent forever trying to get 40 mining, please dont! Me:-.- N00b: logs out........ There's alot of bad people in the world, but you know what, they're just like slinkies, you can have so much amusement by just pushing them down a flight or 2 of stairs.
January 18, 200719 yr this happend literally seconds ago. I was on world one trying to sell my rune full helm (G) (which im still trying to sell, if you want it im selling for 240K) and this happend Me-Selling rune full helm (G) for 240K-cash only! Noob- Trimming armor for free Me-you can't trim armor noob, scammer Noob-Trimmng armor for free Me-nobody do it! it's a scam! Noob-Shhhhh...don't tell them that Me and a lvl 52-lol
January 18, 200719 yr Outside edgeville genral store when a lvl 61 noob just randomly starts following me... Me: ? noob: Why do you have a lantern????? Me: coz its gonna get dark, Noob: No it isn't... Me: yeh its gonna get dark , im scared of the dark thats why i have a lantern Noob: Haha Noob (Im Lvl 80 and shes 61) Me: yeah... if you don't get a lantern the boggie monster will come... Noob: omG!!! i buy ur lantern!!!! Me: Soz i dont want to get eaten!!!! Noob:0mf9!!1! plzz!!! i dont want him to kill me with my rune stuff!!! Me: :-s good luck dying by him! Noob: 0mf9!11!! how much doz he hit?!!?? Me: 40s noob: omg omg omg omg!! can he get into your bank??!!! Me: Yep... Noob: im crying in real life now, please!! gimmie urr lantern!!!!! me: sorry... Noob: OMGGG!!!! after that the noob runs off and shouts in the bank - OOMMGG!!! The boggie man is coming set a bank pin!!!! That One litterilly made me pee my self laughing :XD: (But i didn't) Done Desert Treasure 17th January '07.
January 18, 200719 yr That One litterilly made me pee my self laughing :XD: (But i didn't) 'nuff said Back by popular demand!And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.
January 18, 200719 yr yea... maybey you are reading these... i didnt think anyone would waste that much time.... but hey... im a noob right? so what do i know?? btw this whole thread is about making fun of begginers who know nothing about the game who someday will all be lvl 126 and pwn us all so this thread is really dumb.... but successful The sentence below is false.The sentence above is true.
January 18, 200719 yr yea... maybey you are reading these... i didnt think anyone would waste that much time.... but hey... im a noob right? so what do i know?? btw this whole thread is about making fun of begginers who know nothing about the game who someday will all be lvl 126 and pwn us all so this thread is really dumb.... but successful "noobs" are not new players!!! the correct term for new player is "newb"!!!!!!!! Click Here!
January 18, 200719 yr its similar to several threds but soooooooooooo funny(well i think) noob-its judgment day run of your life me- :-s noob-its the end of the world idiot me- no its not noob- yes it is when the apocolyps ecomes balls will apear over the ground me-i hope there not mine noob-look a ball me- -.- its a gnome ball noob noob-its a misprint me-what are you actualy trying to do noob- i dunno i was making a scene i wanted attention random guy-macro noobs
January 18, 200719 yr Hmmm, my best noob convo, wow, that's hard :-k Ok well, here we go. Takes Place At Green Drags Level 13 Wildy I Think. Noob: What are you doing? Me: What does it look like i'm doing... Noob: Welllll, unjustifully killing those big thingies. Me: You want to be next? Noob: OMFG! OMFG! OMFG!111one plzplzpzlzpl nnooo! ah! plz! Me: -.- Noob: whats -.- ? Me: It means your about to die... Noob: Ohh..Ha! I will pwnorz you n00blet! Me: Oh i'm trembling. Noob: Ha! After this little comvo, the n00b runs out to "try" and attack me, get's owned by a Drag Takes Place In PM Noob: Gimme back my stoof! Me: Hmm, the dragon picked it up... Noob: Well kill him and get it back! Me: Nah, i think he'll just eat it... Noob: Nooooo i spent all my money on that!!!1 Me: Oh well... \
January 18, 200719 yr Hmmm, my best noob convo, wow, that's hard :-k Ok well, here we go. Takes Place At Green Drags Level 13 Wildy I Think. Noob: What are you doing? Me: What does it look like i'm doing... Noob: Welllll, unjustifully killing those big thingies. Me: You want to be next? Noob: [omg]! [omg]! [omg]!111one plzplzpzlzpl nnooo! ah! plz! Me: -.- Noob: whats -.- ? Me: It means your about to die... Noob: Ohh..Ha! I will pwnorz you n00blet! Me: Oh i'm trembling. Noob: Ha! After this little comvo, the n00b runs out to "try" and attack me, get's owned by a Drag Takes Place In PM Noob: Gimme back my stoof! Me: Hmm, the dragon picked it up... Noob: Well kill him and get it back! Me: Nah, i think he'll just eat it... Noob: Nooooo i spent all my money on that!!!1 Me: Oh well... \ rofllae (roll on floor laughing like an ediot) Click Here!
January 19, 200719 yr Outside edgeville genral store when a lvl 61 noob just randomly starts following me... Me: ? noob: Why do you have a lantern????? Me: coz its gonna get dark, Noob: No it isn't... Me: yeh its gonna get dark , im scared of the dark thats why i have a lantern Noob: Haha Noob (Im Lvl 80 and shes 61) Me: yeah... if you don't get a lantern the boggie monster will come... Noob: omG!!! i buy ur lantern!!!! Me: Soz i dont want to get eaten!!!! Noob:0mf9!!1! plzz!!! i dont want him to kill me with my rune stuff!!! Me: :-s good luck dying by him! Noob: 0mf9!11!! how much doz he hit?!!?? Me: 40s noob: omg omg omg omg!! can he get into your bank??!!! Me: Yep... Noob: im crying in real life now, please!! gimmie urr lantern!!!!! me: sorry... Noob: OMGGG!!!! after that the noob runs off and shouts in the bank - OOMMGG!!! The boggie man is coming set a bank pin!!!! That One litterilly made me pee my self laughing :XD: (But i didn't) no way! :shock: :shock: dude i really need your lanturn i really don't want the boogy monster to kill me :( :(
January 21, 200719 yr first time posting a pic not sure if its right or wrong and it aint that funny but its only one i got pic of.
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