anonymous1234 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 1337guy: I r0xz000rz y00r s0xz00rzz! g1mm3h sum c4sh! *Gets tree spirit* *dies* Edit: 2100 post! : and I'm at the top of a new page! i highly doubt that happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomtom99 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 there was a noob who was yelling at me because i had my private chat on friends he kept folowing me the whole time (maybe it was an idol of me who was mad because i had my private chat on friends lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdalek001 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot I got something like that... Noob: Youll never guess what an idiot my bro is! Noob 2: What? Noob: I went onto his account and he had some old brown armours. i dropped them for him to get hin some extra bank room. Noob 2: Why would he want that armour? Noob: Dunno, and there was only the arm left on 1 of them! They don't have to be ingame or reportable. For all you know there could be invisible monkeys running around Varrock making faces at people. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isabelle Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 My friend was dressed as a mage. This guy said to her "you're a Gandalf wannabe" My friend: Ok... Him: Go to school! Him: Why aren't you at school? My friend: maybe we live in different time zones. Noob! Him:stop talking to yourself! He kept saying that over and over. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot I got something like that... Noob: Youll never guess what an idiot my bro is! Noob 2: What? Noob: I went onto his account and he had some old brown armours. i dropped them for him to get hin some extra bank room. Noob 2: Why would he want that armour? Noob: Dunno, and there was only the arm left on 1 of them! what armor is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingkid Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Verac's. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Verac's. Por guy. Anyway, this happened to me yesterday in varrock palace, near the guards in the coutyard bit Noob (level 72 :shock: ) - all noobs get out Me (level 62) - well, who counts as a noob? Noob - Not you Me - OK then *quiet for a bit, then a level 47 ranger comes in* Noob - Get out noob Ranger - You're the noob, not me *carries on like this for a bit, then a level 56 walk in* Noob - Get out noob Me - Will you shut up calling people noobs. Just because they're lower level doesnt mean they're a noob Noob - What does it mean then noob Me - Noobs a maturity level mate, not cb level Noob - Shut up noob Ranger - Ye, shut up noob Me - Wtf? http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot I got something like that... Noob: Youll never guess what an idiot my bro is! Noob 2: What? Noob: I went onto his account and he had some old brown armours. i dropped them for him to get hin some extra bank room. Noob 2: Why would he want that armour? Noob: Dunno, and there was only the arm left on 1 of them! brown amour... lol, varacs, i guess he thaught it was broken armour, wonder what his bro was like after he found out, lol Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Verac's. Por guy. Anyway, this happened to me yesterday in varrock palace, near the guards in the coutyard bit Noob (level 72 :shock: ) - all noobs get out Me (level 62) - well, who counts as a noob? Noob - Not you Me - OK then *quiet for a bit, then a level 47 ranger comes in* Noob - Get out noob Ranger - You're the noob, not me *carries on like this for a bit, then a level 56 walk in* Noob - Get out noob Me - Will you shut up calling people noobs. Just because they're lower level doesnt mean they're a noob Noob - What does it mean then noob Me - Noobs a maturity level mate, not cb level Noob - Shut up noob Ranger - Ye, shut up noob Me - [what the heck]? Some people just don't realise that noob is not a compliment, but they probably shouldn't be playing Runescape anyways. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I'm sorry fairness, but by level 47, they really should have caught on by now that noob isn't a compliment http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktor Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Verac's. Por guy. Anyway, this happened to me yesterday in varrock palace, near the guards in the coutyard bit Noob (level 72 :shock: ) - all noobs get out Me (level 62) - well, who counts as a noob? Noob - Not you Me - OK then *quiet for a bit, then a level 47 ranger comes in* Noob - Get out noob Ranger - You're the noob, not me *carries on like this for a bit, then a level 56 walk in* Noob - Get out noob Me - Will you shut up calling people noobs. Just because they're lower level doesnt mean they're a noob Noob - What does it mean then noob Me - Noobs a maturity level mate, not cb level Noob - Shut up noob Ranger - Ye, shut up noob Me - [what the heck]? Man I hate that word (noob). It's so chatspeak. Becomes a problem if you start saying it in real life. :roll: Thanks Ronnii :D98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuperkid Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Here's my first (and favourite): Noob: where's a plank respawn Me: Entrana Noob: How do i get to entrana Me: Well it's very simple all that you have to do is jump... Me: ...Off a cliff My second: Noob: How much is an opal worth Me: 15k Noob: Thanks And my third: Noob 1: look runescape blocks your password ******* Noob 2: yeah look stuperkid ****** Me: Peanut3 (obviously not password) [Noobs immediatley log off] Sea Monkey Salute!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Here's my first (and favourite): Some guy: where's a plank respawn Noob: Entrana Some guy: How do i get to entrana Noob: Well it's very simple all that you have to do is jump... Noob: ...Off a cliff My second: Some guy: How much is an opal worth Noob: 15k Some guy: Thanks And my third: Noob 1: look runescape blocks your password ******* Noob 2: yeah look stuperkid ****** Me: Peanut3 (obviously not password) [Noobs immediatley log off] Fixed "noob" tags in the first two. :shame: You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Here's my first (and favourite): Noob: where's a plank respawn Me: Entrana Noob: How do i get to entrana Me: Well it's very simple all that you have to do is jump... Me: ...Off a cliff My second: Noob: How much is an opal worth Me: 15k Noob: Thanks And my third: Noob 1: look runescape blocks your password ******* Noob 2: yeah look stuperkid ****** Me: Peanut3 (obviously not password) [Noobs immediatley log off] why would you lie? he was just asking a simple question about a price. same with the first one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Man I hate that word (noob). It's so chatspeak. Becomes a problem if you start saying it in real life. :roll: That problem is reality for me lol. My mates say it all the time..... :oops: http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 I have 2.. One: On a friends account I was doing the Sq'irk minigame to get him thieving and farming xp, and this happened: Me: Oh no, I haven't got a pestle and mortar.. *A guy with emo in his name* Here, borrow mine. Me:Ty Later on his friend comes and I say to the guy with emo in his name, Hey, emo, Can I borrow the pestle and mortar again please? His friend: Don't call my friend emo you noob. Well, you can guess what happens next... (Goes on for another 20 mins, 'til he recognises) Me: I can't call him anything else, seeing as I don't know his real name, and if I call him anything else, he wont know it's him. Then he puts me on ignore. -.- Next one: I was on my (Black) Account 10 attack 10 strength 14 strength, and a strength pure comes up to me: Him: Fight? Me: No.. Strength pure... Him: How'd you know? Me: You have no clothes, a steel weap, and your level is 15... Him: Noob. Continues on. Like that. -.- He asks me what my mains level is, I say 61. He calls me a noob. One reason why I hate pures. They think they're better than everyone (Not all of them, ofcourse.) I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 I was mining iron with one hit right? Then some guy comes up to me and says, "Your using hax!!@11 Reporeted!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RayOxide Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Me-Go away noob Noob-Your the noob Me-Oh ya? Noob-Ya, I have a level 146 main! Me-Rofl Noob-reported 4 making fun of me Me-Oh no... You are quite a noob. I agree with the person you called a "Noob" Give a reason you called him/her a "Noob" please. I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RayOxide Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 ^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$ To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightshade53 Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 ^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$ To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD: It makes more sense than Ud. . If you're going to be pedantic, don't put a capital on the word 'Makes' which I have highlighted in your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Well, sorry. Like I care. It's a habit. Want me to explain the word habit for you? I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drokles Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 This one happened 2 min ago, I had just finished the easy part of Karamja diary and tele'd back to lumby after I got the gloves and lamp. Noob starts following me around, and I may have been a little too harsh: Noob (lvl 63): I just died can I have some money? (I didnt really notice for a while, but he kept on) Noob: Plzzz? Me: (turns my focus against him) Please stop playing Runescap [his name] Me: You dont fit in (I start walking, noob follows me around for 10 min. while I ignore him) Noob: Y? Noob: Y quit? Noob: hello? After a while he leaves me. What a great waste of his time.... I'll get there!... eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosshair2 Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 well this isn't in rs but in rl. this nerd spazzes at someone and says " im going to pown you you stupid nb." so i laughed then he asks me to edit his work and it went " 1 day a nub was pwning everyone in fally and then he started to beg people like "plox can i plox have some $$$$ plox plox plox." so by this time im like peeing myself and ke yea can oyu re-write this? he goes you stupid nub you cant read this? i reply no. so yea dont say noob much you might end up like this kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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