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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

I got something like that...

 

 

 

Noob: Youll never guess what an idiot my bro is!

 

Noob 2: What?

 

Noob: I went onto his account and he had some old brown armours. i dropped them for him to get hin some extra bank room.

 

Noob 2: Why would he want that armour?

 

Noob: Dunno, and there was only the arm left on 1 of them!

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They don't have to be ingame or reportable. For all you know there could be invisible monkeys running around Varrock making faces at people. :P

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My friend was dressed as a mage. This guy said to her "you're a Gandalf wannabe"

 

My friend: Ok...

 

Him: Go to school!

 

Him: Why aren't you at school?

 

My friend: maybe we live in different time zones. Noob!

 

Him:stop talking to yourself!

 

He kept saying that over and over. :wall:

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

I got something like that...

 

 

 

Noob: Youll never guess what an idiot my bro is!

 

Noob 2: What?

 

Noob: I went onto his account and he had some old brown armours. i dropped them for him to get hin some extra bank room.

 

Noob 2: Why would he want that armour?

 

Noob: Dunno, and there was only the arm left on 1 of them!

what armor is that?
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Verac's.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value.
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Verac's.

 

 

 

Por guy. Anyway, this happened to me yesterday in varrock palace, near the guards in the coutyard bit

 

 

 

Noob (level 72 :shock: ) - all noobs get out

 

 

 

Me (level 62) - well, who counts as a noob?

 

 

 

Noob - Not you

 

 

 

Me - OK then

 

 

 

*quiet for a bit, then a level 47 ranger comes in*

 

 

 

Noob - Get out noob

 

 

 

Ranger - You're the noob, not me

 

 

 

*carries on like this for a bit, then a level 56 walk in*

 

 

 

Noob - Get out noob

 

 

 

Me - Will you shut up calling people noobs. Just because they're lower level doesnt mean they're a noob

 

 

 

Noob - What does it mean then noob

 

 

 

Me - Noobs a maturity level mate, not cb level

 

 

 

Noob - Shut up noob

 

 

 

Ranger - Ye, shut up noob

 

 

 

Me - Wtf?

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

I got something like that...

 

 

 

Noob: Youll never guess what an idiot my bro is!

 

Noob 2: What?

 

Noob: I went onto his account and he had some old brown armours. i dropped them for him to get hin some extra bank room.

 

Noob 2: Why would he want that armour?

 

Noob: Dunno, and there was only the arm left on 1 of them!

 

 

 

 

 

brown amour... lol, varacs, i guess he thaught it was broken armour, wonder what his bro was like after he found out, lol

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Verac's.

 

 

 

Por guy. Anyway, this happened to me yesterday in varrock palace, near the guards in the coutyard bit

 

 

 

Noob (level 72 :shock: ) - all noobs get out

 

 

 

Me (level 62) - well, who counts as a noob?

 

 

 

Noob - Not you

 

 

 

Me - OK then

 

 

 

*quiet for a bit, then a level 47 ranger comes in*

 

 

 

Noob - Get out noob

 

 

 

Ranger - You're the noob, not me

 

 

 

*carries on like this for a bit, then a level 56 walk in*

 

 

 

Noob - Get out noob

 

 

 

Me - Will you shut up calling people noobs. Just because they're lower level doesnt mean they're a noob

 

 

 

Noob - What does it mean then noob

 

 

 

Me - Noobs a maturity level mate, not cb level

 

 

 

Noob - Shut up noob

 

 

 

Ranger - Ye, shut up noob

 

 

 

Me - [what the heck]?

 

 

 

Some people just don't realise that noob is not a compliment, but they probably shouldn't be playing Runescape anyways.

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I'm sorry fairness, but by level 47, they really should have caught on by now that noob isn't a compliment

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Verac's.

 

 

 

Por guy. Anyway, this happened to me yesterday in varrock palace, near the guards in the coutyard bit

 

 

 

Noob (level 72 :shock: ) - all noobs get out

 

 

 

Me (level 62) - well, who counts as a noob?

 

 

 

Noob - Not you

 

 

 

Me - OK then

 

 

 

*quiet for a bit, then a level 47 ranger comes in*

 

 

 

Noob - Get out noob

 

 

 

Ranger - You're the noob, not me

 

 

 

*carries on like this for a bit, then a level 56 walk in*

 

 

 

Noob - Get out noob

 

 

 

Me - Will you shut up calling people noobs. Just because they're lower level doesnt mean they're a noob

 

 

 

Noob - What does it mean then noob

 

 

 

Me - Noobs a maturity level mate, not cb level

 

 

 

Noob - Shut up noob

 

 

 

Ranger - Ye, shut up noob

 

 

 

Me - [what the heck]?

 

Man I hate that word (noob). It's so chatspeak. Becomes a problem if you start saying it in real life. :roll:

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Here's my first (and favourite):

 

 

 

Noob: where's a plank respawn

 

Me: Entrana

 

Noob: How do i get to entrana

 

Me: Well it's very simple all that you have to do is jump...

 

Me: ...Off a cliff

 

 

 

My second:

 

 

 

Noob: How much is an opal worth

 

Me: 15k

 

Noob: Thanks

 

 

 

And my third:

 

 

 

Noob 1: look runescape blocks your password *******

 

Noob 2: yeah look stuperkid ******

 

Me: Peanut3 (obviously not password)

 

[Noobs immediatley log off]

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Here's my first (and favourite):

 

 

 

Some guy: where's a plank respawn

 

Noob: Entrana

 

Some guy: How do i get to entrana

 

Noob: Well it's very simple all that you have to do is jump...

 

Noob: ...Off a cliff

 

 

 

My second:

 

 

 

Some guy: How much is an opal worth

 

Noob: 15k

 

Some guy: Thanks

 

 

 

And my third:

 

 

 

Noob 1: look runescape blocks your password *******

 

Noob 2: yeah look stuperkid ******

 

Me: Peanut3 (obviously not password)

 

[Noobs immediatley log off]

 

Fixed "noob" tags in the first two. :shame:

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Here's my first (and favourite):

 

 

 

Noob: where's a plank respawn

 

Me: Entrana

 

Noob: How do i get to entrana

 

Me: Well it's very simple all that you have to do is jump...

 

Me: ...Off a cliff

 

 

 

My second:

 

 

 

Noob: How much is an opal worth

 

Me: 15k

 

Noob: Thanks

 

 

 

And my third:

 

 

 

Noob 1: look runescape blocks your password *******

 

Noob 2: yeah look stuperkid ******

 

Me: Peanut3 (obviously not password)

 

[Noobs immediatley log off]

why would you lie? he was just asking a simple question about a price. same with the first one too
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Man I hate that word (noob). It's so chatspeak. Becomes a problem if you start saying it in real life. :roll:

 

 

 

That problem is reality for me lol. My mates say it all the time..... :oops:

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I have 2..

 

 

 

One:

 

 

 

On a friends account I was doing the Sq'irk minigame to get him thieving and farming xp, and this happened:

 

 

 

Me: Oh no, I haven't got a pestle and mortar..

 

 

 

*A guy with emo in his name* Here, borrow mine.

 

 

 

Me:Ty

 

 

 

Later on his friend comes and I say to the guy with emo in his name,

 

 

 

Hey, emo, Can I borrow the pestle and mortar again please?

 

 

 

His friend: Don't call my friend emo you noob.

 

 

 

Well, you can guess what happens next... (Goes on for another 20 mins, 'til he recognises)

 

 

 

Me: I can't call him anything else, seeing as I don't know his real name, and if I call him anything else, he wont know it's him.

 

 

 

Then he puts me on ignore. -.-

 

 

 

Next one:

 

 

 

I was on my (Black) Account 10 attack 10 strength 14 strength, and a strength pure comes up to me:

 

 

 

Him: Fight?

 

 

 

Me: No.. Strength pure...

 

 

 

Him: How'd you know?

 

 

 

Me: You have no clothes, a steel weap, and your level is 15...

 

 

 

Him: Noob.

 

 

 

Continues on. Like that. -.- He asks me what my mains level is, I say 61. He calls me a noob. <.<

 

 

 

One reason why I hate pures. They think they're better than everyone (Not all of them, ofcourse.)

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Me-Go away noob

 

Noob-Your the noob

 

Me-Oh ya?

 

Noob-Ya, I have a level 146 main!

 

Me-Rofl

 

Noob-reported 4 making fun of me

 

Me-Oh no...

 

 

 

You are quite a noob. I agree with the person you called a "Noob" Give a reason you called him/her a "Noob" please.

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$

 

 

 

To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD:

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$

 

 

 

To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD:

 

 

 

It makes more sense than Ud. <.<. If you're going to be pedantic, don't put a capital on the word 'Makes' which I have highlighted in your post.

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This one happened 2 min ago, I had just finished the easy part of Karamja diary and tele'd back to lumby after I got the gloves and lamp. Noob starts following me around, and I may have been a little too harsh:

 

 

 

Noob (lvl 63): I just died can I have some money?

 

(I didnt really notice for a while, but he kept on)

 

Noob: Plzzz?

 

Me: (turns my focus against him) Please stop playing Runescap [his name]

 

Me: You dont fit in

 

(I start walking, noob follows me around for 10 min. while I ignore him)

 

Noob: Y?

 

Noob: Y quit?

 

Noob: hello?

 

 

 

After a while he leaves me. What a great waste of his time....

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well this isn't in rs but in rl. this nerd spazzes at someone and says " im going to pown you you stupid nb." so i laughed then he asks me to edit his work and it went " 1 day a nub was pwning everyone in fally and then he started to beg people like "plox can i plox have some $$$$ plox plox plox." so by this time im like peeing myself and ke yea can oyu re-write this? he goes you stupid nub you cant read this? i reply no. so yea dont say noob much you might end up like this kid

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