September 10, 200718 yr Everywhere I go to alch in, there's always one male who goes up to a female player, and says: "I has a dimound ring pls mary me"?. The female takes the ring and runs. :| Shes smart... :-s
September 10, 200718 yr Everywhere I go to alch in, there's always one male who goes up to a female player, and says: "I has a dimound ring pls mary me"?. The female takes the ring and runs. :| Ahh, it's so easy to get cold feet before marrying someone you just met two seconds ago over the internet.
September 10, 200718 yr Everywhere I go to alch in, there's always one male who goes up to a female player, and says: "I has a dimound ring pls mary me"?. The female takes the ring and runs. :| Ahh, it's so easy to get cold feet before marrying someone you just met two seconds ago over the internet. lmao ima sig that edit; no room >_> I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come
September 10, 200718 yr so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes: Ummmm, thats not asking for personal stuff, how will he find you if you live in example, Usa. Not a big chance yeah? read kbase..
September 10, 200718 yr Her: Reported Me: For? Her: Idk yet During Trouble Brewing, after i refused to sell her my quest cape :P
September 10, 200718 yr this made me lol irl (i thank the newby for that :) ) i was smithing a few hundred mith bars into bolts in varrock - with yellow phat on newby: u are a creator! Me: i am what? newby: a creator! Me: erm some1 else: i think he means u r jagex staff *i realise he means gold crown on my hat* loled irl then i told him that the crown is next to the name and not on the character if i would be jagex staff
September 10, 200718 yr this made me lol irl (i thank the newby for that :) ) i was smithing a few hundred mith bars into bolts in varrock - with yellow phat on newby: u are a creator! Me: i am what? newby: a creator! Me: erm some1 else: i think he means u r jagex staff *i realise he means gold crown on my hat* loled irl then i told him that the crown is next to the name and not on the character if i would be jagex staff Pmg your a creator! Fwee s00f pwez
September 10, 200718 yr This just happened. *Noob starts following* Me: Hello. Noob: Hello noob Me: ? Noob: Noob Noob: Noob Noob: Noob Me: You think the word "noob" is going to hurt my feelings? Me: It'll take more than that. *Noob walks away* If you show maturity, you will be able to ward them off. :wink:
September 10, 200718 yr I was on f2p world giving away some iron and steel weps and shields that i dropped days ago, and this just happened through pm. Noob: Hello, im a jagex "administrator" (check this) :^o Me: Oh yea, and where's ur crown? Noob: im an admin, not a mod. Me: (playing along) Oh, hi then Noob: Wanna become a member? Me: Im already a member, dont u see the d long? Noob: Jagex thinks that u're a good person. Noob: we'll place 50millions in ur bank and u'll become a mod I was about to ask if Jagex wasnt supposed to contact us through the message center and before i could press "enter" he logged out... hasnt come back yet. He realized that he couldnt scam me lol \ Edited: Nvm, he's back He asked me if i did wanted to become a mod. I played along and said yes, after making him some questions that made him doubt. Then he asked me to answer 2 questions. 1: Do you belive u deserve to be a mod? I said yes. 2: U think u're able to hold a carrer such hard as being a mod? Yes. Then he asked me for my password. 10231023 i said. A little later he said that it wasnt right. "oh lemme log out and check whats wrong" i said. I logged, then i went back and said: Me: Oh yea, it was wrong. This is the right one: 1023reportedlol. And added him to ignore. *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023
September 11, 200718 yr so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes: Ummmm, thats not asking for personal stuff, how will he find you if you live in example, Usa. Not a big chance yeah? read kbase.. Personal details are considered to include full name, email addresses, instant messenger screen names/contact details, telephone numbers or your home/school address. It say nothing about country.
September 11, 200718 yr [hide=quotes]so i was trying to get money from this noob but oh well i laugh as hard as hell lol! :ohnoes: Ummmm, thats not asking for personal stuff, how will he find you if you live in example, Usa. Not a big chance yeah? read kbase.. Personal details are considered to include full name, email addresses, instant messenger screen names/contact details, telephone numbers or your home/school address. It say nothing about country.[/hide] owned :XD:
September 11, 200718 yr This happened to me awhile ago, when I was cutting and burning willows near the lumbridge general store: Noob: How do u auto?(his spelling, not mine) Lvl 78: U download Noob: From whear? Lvl 78: idk Noob: I want to auto!!! Me: Wow... Me: You mean you want a no appeal ban Noob: Yes!!! \ "One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws."-Martin Luther King "The Kingdom of God is anarchy"-Nicolas Berdyaev
September 12, 200718 yr Alright, so I'm fishing on my level 25 PKer in Barbarian Village, and a level 70 comes up...yeah. Him: Stupid mage noob. Me: ... Him: Yeah, you. Stupid noob. Me: ... Him: You stupid noob, my magic is prolly higher than yours. Me: I'm sure it is. Him: That's right, noob. Want to fight? I could kill you. Me: I'm sure you could, seeing as you are nearly three times my level. Him: I could you stupid noob, kill you with my 2h. It's really not that funny, just thought of how stupid this guy was. I did nothing to provoke him, yet he begins to insult me. I've lost all hope in humanity. i know what you meen!!! people do this to me all the time! i dont care what level they are, they can be noobs. noob is an attitude! ~Amlord1~
September 12, 200718 yr That quote is not noobish, but it is very funny. I was killing black knights in their fortress, and I was coming to the monastery to heal myself. After I recharged my prayer points, I saw the players named ripmouth (level 44) and finleyjoe (level 13). They wore the same armour: full steel with tyras helm, and they wielded silverlight swords. I am pretty sure it was not multiple log in (they could be brothers maybe). Anyway, that what they have said:
September 12, 200718 yr 1. Their spelling was horrible 2. Lollercopter 3. I'll put something here later Still alive, still alive.
September 12, 200718 yr This was in the wilderness. There is some food and equipment from a person who died on the ground. Noob: Why did you drop a monkfish? Me: I didn't thats from another person who died. Noob: Why did you drop a dragonfire shield? Me: Its actually not a dragonfire shield, dragonfire shields are worth over 20m. Noob: 20m!!!! I'm rich!!! I am so much richer than you. Noob: Oh, and you're reported for lying to me about dropping the monkfish. Me: Yeah.... Want to help the Tip.It Crew? Visit the Website Updates & Corrections forum!
September 13, 200718 yr Exact spelling used: Me: Buying rune h4 kite Noob offers Rune h5 kite... Me: H4 Noob: I sel u tis Me: Are you illiterate or something? Noob: ? Me: Can you read? Noob: U noob me: Ooo like that's gonna hurt my feelings Noob: I can red
September 13, 200718 yr This noob started begging for money. Not much new here, but hey. Enjoy Errmm.... Nice name?
September 13, 200718 yr ^Oh I just realised I hadn't edited his name, woops. I'll get on to that now. :-w Cheers EDIT: Done. Could you delete the quote you made of it please decebal?
September 14, 200718 yr lmao these noob moments are FUNNY!!!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> :thumbsup: :thumbsup: That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
September 15, 200718 yr Here's a great conversation I saw in Falador. I call these two guys Stupid Guy(SG) and Really Patient Guy(RPG) SG: Can u take me to falador RPG: This is falador SG: Can u take me to falador me: Lol RPG: This is falador SG: Can youtake me to falador me: You're in falador! RPG: This is falador SG: Plz im in a hurry! RPG: This is falador me: This whole city SG: Plz take me to falador plz o plz
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