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Noobs say the funniest things!

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This thread is great! =D> =D>

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I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here

 

(apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting)

 

Noob: Diiiiiiiie

 

Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already

 

Noob: Ty

 

Noob: 'take long enufff

 

 

 

::'

 

 

 

I talk to monsters all the time ::'

 

Me at metal drags:

 

*oh cmon die you overgrown metallic lizatd!

 

And ill kill you if you drop junk aggain!

 

Whaaaat?a sapphire??what are you a goblin?

 

You are a DRAGON! drop something worth more than 3gp!*

 

 

 

Hehe :wink: its fun when people think im talking to them :-w

Also, i tried farming once and my potatoes died, put me off forever.
I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here

 

(apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting)

 

Noob: Diiiiiiiie

 

Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already

 

Noob: Ty

 

Noob: 'take long enufff

 

 

 

::'

 

 

 

I talk to monsters all the time ::'

 

Me at metal drags:

 

*oh cmon die you overgrown metallic lizatd!

 

And ill kill you if you drop junk aggain!

 

Whaaaat?a sapphire??what are you a goblin?

 

You are a DRAGON! drop something worth more than 3gp!*

 

 

 

Hehe :wink: its fun when people think im talking to them :-w

 

 

 

#-o :lol: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

I love seeing newbies talking to monsters, or to a "man" in lumbridge lol

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Picked this little gem up in Draynor.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Picked this little gem up in Draynor.

 

 

 

Omg xD

I used to have a screeny of this, but I lost it while I cleaned up my computer. However this is what happened, this was after the fire cape was released for only a few weeks and there weren't any really low lvls that had the cape at that time:

 

 

 

(this happened while pc'ing)

 

Him: Omgggggg, a 87 with fire cape! ommg

 

Him again: Some people must have got no lifes at all

 

Someone else nearby: Or some people are just better at this game then you

 

Me: XD

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lol hey yayap

 

 

 

Rofl @ above

 

 

 

Here's mine, i specifically went out of my way to get a funny one for ya'll

 

 

 

lvl 3: HI

 

lvl 86 (in dharoks): hi

 

lvl 3: wht r u weraing

 

lvl 86: dharock armor, its for cool members only

 

lvl 3: i hav that

 

lvl 86: lol noob

 

lvl 3: my main is zezima cn i have fre stuf?

 

lvl 86: rofl

 

lvl 86: your main isn't zezima

 

lvl 3: yes he is

 

lvl 86: zezima is a girl noob, and she doesn't have a noob account

 

lvl 3: mayb i get bord an play a noob fr fun

 

lvl 86: noob, zezima doesn't get bored

 

lvl 86: playing runescape for her is like banging a hot chick for me

 

lvl 3: oh right, cause you both would rather be banging men

 

lvl 3 logs out

 

 

 

ps, the lvl 3 was me \'

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Figuring out what to put in my signature just takes too much work.

If your still reading this, your a noob.

lol

I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went:

 

 

 

P1: hi

 

P1: hi?????????? r u der???

 

P2: wuts wron?

 

P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi!

 

P2: omg, lets ask elp

 

*They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them*

 

Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC.

 

P1: yeh, so iz ur mum

 

P2: lol nub!!

 

*I kill the Man*

 

P1: noo nub!

 

P2: ken i ave te drop plz?

 

P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf!

 

P2: lets serch sum1 els

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8

I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went:

 

 

 

P1: hi

 

P1: hi?????????? r u der???

 

P2: wuts wron?

 

P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi!

 

P2: omg, lets ask elp

 

*They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them*

 

Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC.

 

P1: yeh, so iz ur mum

 

P2: lol nub!!

 

*I kill the Man*

 

P1: noo nub!

 

P2: ken i ave te drop plz?

 

P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf!

 

P2: lets serch sum1 els

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o

 

 

 

I had a seizure from reading that.

Still alive, still alive.

I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went:

 

 

 

P1: hi

 

P1: hi?????????? r u der???

 

P2: wuts wron?

 

P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi!

 

P2: omg, lets ask elp

 

*They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them*

 

Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC.

 

P1: yeh, so iz ur mum

 

P2: lol nub!!

 

*I kill the Man*

 

P1: noo nub!

 

P2: ken i ave te drop plz?

 

P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf!

 

P2: lets serch sum1 els

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o

 

 

 

I had a seizure from reading that.

 

 

 

Same here XD

I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went:

 

 

 

P1: hi

 

P1: hi?????????? r u der???

 

P2: wuts wron?

 

P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi!

 

P2: omg, lets ask elp

 

*They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them*

 

Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC.

 

P1: yeh, so iz ur mum

 

P2: lol nub!!

 

*I kill the Man*

 

P1: noo nub!

 

P2: ken i ave te drop plz?

 

P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf!

 

P2: lets serch sum1 els

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o

 

 

 

I had a seizure from reading that.

 

 

 

Same here XD

 

 

 

+3 XD

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I had no idea what he was talking about during my conversation with him. :|

 

I later found out that he was Spanish which explains it a bit.

 

 

 

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I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went:

 

 

 

P1: hi

 

P1: hi?????????? r u der???

 

P2: wuts wron?

 

P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi!

 

P2: omg, lets ask elp

 

*They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them*

 

Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC.

 

P1: yeh, so iz ur mum

 

P2: lol nub!!

 

*I kill the Man*

 

P1: noo nub!

 

P2: ken i ave te drop plz?

 

P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf!

 

P2: lets serch sum1 els

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o

 

 

 

I had a seizure from reading that.

 

 

 

Same here XD

 

 

 

+3 XD

make that 4 xD

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Thanks to Vey for the hawt siggie <3

This is really stupid but here we go

 

Person: Im, doing slayer. But i i mostly get dragons, thinking about going to mith next time.

 

Wierdo: Yah i went to mith, i can one hit them with bronze dagger so its pretty sweet.

 

Weirdo: Yah i also got a phat set after i KOed J mod Andrew and im like the best player of all time

 

(note he was lvl 90)

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD:

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Thanks to Vey for the hawt siggie <3

Noob:Hi i own you.

 

Me:Oh, really

 

Noob:yes look ill own you now

 

Me:ok go then att me-.-

 

Noob:noooooo, noob my dbaxe

 

Me:haha

 

After the fight the noob comes back...

 

Me: So, ehm i thought it would hurt some more :mrgreen:

 

Noob: No i thought it was a fun fight like in duel arena. Give me my axe back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

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Ranked as RS 3rd best Fogger of all times by Fog Elite, and is proud of it :)

god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD:

 

 

 

I would have fallen off my chair, but Im laying down. :XD:

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sometimes...noobs can be funny, and sometimes they can be annoying...for example: NOTE: this is Just a example, it is not real!

 

 

 

NOOB:hey, ill buy your axe

 

me:nfs

 

Noob:why not? i'll give you 10k for it

 

me:go away noob! my axe is worth like 20k!

 

NOOB:no, its only mithril

 

me:no, its rune!!!!

 

Noob:no, its not rune, its dragon

 

Me:wtf??then i wont sell it for 10k!!!!ill sell it for 3m

 

NOOB:no, dragon axes are 10k!!!!!!!

 

me:logs off..

Huey Chucky Ptooey

once i met a noob and i was tired of all the q's concearninig my red h'ween mask

 

 

 

noob: hi

 

me: high

 

noob: buy your head

 

me: cant sell my head, i need it to live

 

noob: buy your hat

 

me: not for sale..

 

noob: what is it?

 

me: chopped off and cleaned out red dragons head

 

noob: you killed a red dragon? you are cool

 

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noob: buy your head

 

me: cant sell my head, i need it to live

 

:XD: Reminds me of another story on this thread... something about buying legs and needing them to walk on.

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on an old account in rsc (I forget it, blah blah) some noob came up to me:

 

 

 

Noob:selling this account! 10 gp!!!

 

me: ok *buys for 10 gp*

 

noob, ok pass is (something, I forget)

 

 

 

*logs into account, 10gp is still in his inventory, along with some rune stuff*

 

 

 

that was a funny day

Yayyyyyy...

on an old account in rsc (I forget it, blah blah) some noob came up to me:

 

 

 

Noob:selling this account! 10 gp!!!

 

me: ok *buys for 10 gp*

 

noob, ok pass is (something, I forget)

 

 

 

*logs into account, 10gp is still in his inventory, along with some rune stuff*

 

 

 

that was a funny day

 

 

 

Account sharing/trading :shame: :shame: ! Naughty, Naughty!

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god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD:

 

 

 

I would have fallen off my chair, but Im laying down. :XD:

:XD: this thread can really be intoxicating :XD:

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Thanks to Vey for the hawt siggie <3

god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD:

 

 

 

I would have fallen off my chair, but Im laying down. :XD:

:XD: this thread can really be intoxicating :XD:

 

 

 

Thats what drinkings for, and I bet 5$ this thred is twice as funny when you arent sober.

 

 

 

Someone recently tried to insult me for wearing a strenth ammy (Im combat 86 btw he was about 68). I'm just sitting here looking at my whip, rune defender, and helm of neitiznot, and then I look at his all mighty d long and ammy of accuracy. Needless to say I actualy laughed, flammed him and went on killing. The fact it was 1:30 in the morning only made it funnyer and me laugh harder (tbh, saying 'blah' to me when im that tired would proboly get me going, but thats beside the point).

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