September 23, 200718 yr I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here (apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting) Noob: Diiiiiiiie Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already Noob: Ty Noob: 'take long enufff : I talk to monsters all the time : Me at metal drags: *oh cmon die you overgrown metallic lizatd! And ill kill you if you drop junk aggain! Whaaaat?a sapphire??what are you a goblin? You are a DRAGON! drop something worth more than 3gp!* Hehe :wink: its fun when people think im talking to them :-w Also, i tried farming once and my potatoes died, put me off forever.
September 23, 200718 yr I just overheard this in Lumby general store and logged out to post it here (apparently this noob was talking to a goblin he was fighting) Noob: Diiiiiiiie Noob: God i hit u w/ a hammer die already Noob: Ty Noob: 'take long enufff : I talk to monsters all the time : Me at metal drags: *oh cmon die you overgrown metallic lizatd! And ill kill you if you drop junk aggain! Whaaaat?a sapphire??what are you a goblin? You are a DRAGON! drop something worth more than 3gp!* Hehe :wink: its fun when people think im talking to them :-w #-o :lol: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I love seeing newbies talking to monsters, or to a "man" in lumbridge lol *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023
September 23, 200718 yr Picked this little gem up in Draynor. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
September 23, 200718 yr I used to have a screeny of this, but I lost it while I cleaned up my computer. However this is what happened, this was after the fire cape was released for only a few weeks and there weren't any really low lvls that had the cape at that time: (this happened while pc'ing) Him: Omgggggg, a 87 with fire cape! ommg Him again: Some people must have got no lifes at all Someone else nearby: Or some people are just better at this game then you Me: XD
September 23, 200718 yr lol hey yayap Rofl @ above Here's mine, i specifically went out of my way to get a funny one for ya'll lvl 3: HI lvl 86 (in dharoks): hi lvl 3: wht r u weraing lvl 86: dharock armor, its for cool members only lvl 3: i hav that lvl 86: lol noob lvl 3: my main is zezima cn i have fre stuf? lvl 86: rofl lvl 86: your main isn't zezima lvl 3: yes he is lvl 86: zezima is a girl noob, and she doesn't have a noob account lvl 3: mayb i get bord an play a noob fr fun lvl 86: noob, zezima doesn't get bored lvl 86: playing runescape for her is like banging a hot chick for me lvl 3: oh right, cause you both would rather be banging men lvl 3 logs out ps, the lvl 3 was me \ Racist Mod (may or may not have been taken out of context)Figuring out what to put in my signature just takes too much work.If your still reading this, your a noob.lol
September 23, 200718 yr I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went: P1: hi P1: hi?????????? r u der??? P2: wuts wron? P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi! P2: omg, lets ask elp *They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them* Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC. P1: yeh, so iz ur mum P2: lol nub!! *I kill the Man* P1: noo nub! P2: ken i ave te drop plz? P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf! P2: lets serch sum1 els Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8
September 23, 200718 yr I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went: P1: hi P1: hi?????????? r u der??? P2: wuts wron? P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi! P2: omg, lets ask elp *They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them* Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC. P1: yeh, so iz ur mum P2: lol nub!! *I kill the Man* P1: noo nub! P2: ken i ave te drop plz? P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf! P2: lets serch sum1 els Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o I had a seizure from reading that. Still alive, still alive.
September 23, 200718 yr I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went: P1: hi P1: hi?????????? r u der??? P2: wuts wron? P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi! P2: omg, lets ask elp *They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them* Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC. P1: yeh, so iz ur mum P2: lol nub!! *I kill the Man* P1: noo nub! P2: ken i ave te drop plz? P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf! P2: lets serch sum1 els Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o I had a seizure from reading that. Same here XD
September 24, 200718 yr I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went: P1: hi P1: hi?????????? r u der??? P2: wuts wron? P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi! P2: omg, lets ask elp *They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them* Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC. P1: yeh, so iz ur mum P2: lol nub!! *I kill the Man* P1: noo nub! P2: ken i ave te drop plz? P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf! P2: lets serch sum1 els Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o I had a seizure from reading that. Same here XD +3 XD
September 24, 200718 yr I had no idea what he was talking about during my conversation with him. :| I later found out that he was Spanish which explains it a bit.
September 24, 200718 yr I made a new pure and I finished Tutorial Island and I come in lumbridge on a low world when I see 2 level 3s talk with a 'Man (Level-3)' and this is how it went: P1: hi P1: hi?????????? r u der??? P2: wuts wron? P1: dat nub wunt ansr mi! P2: omg, lets ask elp *They both rush to me asking me why he isn't answering them* Me: He isn't a Player, it's a NPC. P1: yeh, so iz ur mum P2: lol nub!! *I kill the Man* P1: noo nub! P2: ken i ave te drop plz? P1: he didnt drop sumting nub, its a playr end he didnt haf stuf! P2: lets serch sum1 els Yeah, they really typed it like that. :o I had a seizure from reading that. Same here XD +3 XDmake that 4 xD Thanks to Vey for the hawt siggie <3
September 25, 200718 yr This is really stupid but here we go Person: Im, doing slayer. But i i mostly get dragons, thinking about going to mith next time. Wierdo: Yah i went to mith, i can one hit them with bronze dagger so its pretty sweet. Weirdo: Yah i also got a phat set after i KOed J mod Andrew and im like the best player of all time (note he was lvl 90) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
September 25, 200718 yr god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD: Thanks to Vey for the hawt siggie <3
September 25, 200718 yr Noob:Hi i own you. Me:Oh, really Noob:yes look ill own you now Me:ok go then att me-.- Noob:noooooo, noob my dbaxe Me:haha After the fight the noob comes back... Me: So, ehm i thought it would hurt some more :mrgreen: Noob: No i thought it was a fun fight like in duel arena. Give me my axe back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 Ranked as RS 3rd best Fogger of all times by Fog Elite, and is proud of it :)
September 26, 200718 yr god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD: I would have fallen off my chair, but Im laying down. :XD:
September 26, 200718 yr sometimes...noobs can be funny, and sometimes they can be annoying...for example: NOTE: this is Just a example, it is not real! NOOB:hey, ill buy your axe me:nfs Noob:why not? i'll give you 10k for it me:go away noob! my axe is worth like 20k! NOOB:no, its only mithril me:no, its rune!!!! Noob:no, its not rune, its dragon Me:wtf??then i wont sell it for 10k!!!!ill sell it for 3m NOOB:no, dragon axes are 10k!!!!!!! me:logs off.. Huey Chucky Ptooey
September 26, 200718 yr once i met a noob and i was tired of all the q's concearninig my red h'ween mask noob: hi me: high noob: buy your head me: cant sell my head, i need it to live noob: buy your hat me: not for sale.. noob: what is it? me: chopped off and cleaned out red dragons head noob: you killed a red dragon? you are cool \
September 26, 200718 yr noob: buy your head me: cant sell my head, i need it to live :XD: Reminds me of another story on this thread... something about buying legs and needing them to walk on.
September 26, 200718 yr on an old account in rsc (I forget it, blah blah) some noob came up to me: Noob:selling this account! 10 gp!!! me: ok *buys for 10 gp* noob, ok pass is (something, I forget) *logs into account, 10gp is still in his inventory, along with some rune stuff* that was a funny day Yayyyyyy...
September 27, 200718 yr on an old account in rsc (I forget it, blah blah) some noob came up to me: Noob:selling this account! 10 gp!!! me: ok *buys for 10 gp* noob, ok pass is (something, I forget) *logs into account, 10gp is still in his inventory, along with some rune stuff* that was a funny day Account sharing/trading :shame: :shame: ! Naughty, Naughty!
September 27, 200718 yr god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD: I would have fallen off my chair, but Im laying down. :XD: :XD: this thread can really be intoxicating :XD: Thanks to Vey for the hawt siggie <3
September 28, 200718 yr god read 133 pages of nooby stories trust me i ended up arguing with my brother and called him a noob and said reported. When i walked away i said wtf? #-o :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: OMG i just fell of my chair :XD: I would have fallen off my chair, but Im laying down. :XD: :XD: this thread can really be intoxicating :XD: Thats what drinkings for, and I bet 5$ this thred is twice as funny when you arent sober. Someone recently tried to insult me for wearing a strenth ammy (Im combat 86 btw he was about 68). I'm just sitting here looking at my whip, rune defender, and helm of neitiznot, and then I look at his all mighty d long and ammy of accuracy. Needless to say I actualy laughed, flammed him and went on killing. The fact it was 1:30 in the morning only made it funnyer and me laugh harder (tbh, saying 'blah' to me when im that tired would proboly get me going, but thats beside the point).
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