R_I_O_T Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing me wus at egdvil bank rite and me se dis levul 125 me ask 4 fre itim but he say no and f u nuob, al i aksed 4 wat free itim an he sai no i cal him da nerd an repoairt him fo saing the bad tings to me, y wus he meen 2 me, me did nuting rong but hi hat me now :( i up set UR GOING TO JAIL HERES THE STORY I HAD A DREAM I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REAON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? THEN I GET FROZE AND I LOSE IT IM QUITING AND SUING SO UP URS JAGEX I'm going to attempt to translate these... I was at Edgeville bank, right, and I saw this level 125. I asked for a free item but he said no and [bleep] you noob, (can anyone actually read this part?) :: YES :: "all I asked for was a free item and he said no. So I called him a nerd and reported him for saying bad things to me, why was he mean to me, I did nothing wrong but he hates me now. :( I'm a upset. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL HERE'S THE STORY: I HAD A DREAM. I WANTED A DARK BOW I PICKED 35K FLAX 4 WEEKS LATER... I GOT IT IT WAS A DREAM THEN I WENT TO FALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REASON WAS IN DEATH PLUTO SKULLED???????? (what the hell?) THEN I GET FROZEN AND I LOSE IT! I'M QUITTING AND SUING SO UP YOURS JAGEX! I swear, if the world was populated by people like these, zombies everywhere would starve. STARVE, DANGIT! THESE PEOPLE ARE GODDAMN IDIOTS! Sorry. But they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Newb: Where can I find an advil? Me: You mean an anvil? Newb: No you idiot I want an advil!!! Me: Theres no pills in this game. Newb: Take me to advils bfo I kills yous! Me: Walks inside cooking guild and logs Maybe he got hit in the head by the sandwich lady and has a headache? :-k Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 LOL!!!! Google Earth has every city!!! Anyway, since I have a shiny crown next to my name and privy on friends, I wanted to see what would happen if I go in lummy and type this: \/m\/Abacore35: Crank that Soulja Mod Now, here are the classy results player1: 0mg! Jagsiw!!! [what?] player2: wtf!!111!1!1 A Modulatoz [Modulatoz? I think he had enough computer time] player3: aba, can u help me drop trade :o player4: soulja boy bad and any1 who likes dat song [what about someone getting good grades?] player5: selling zezima's acc 1mil [i eventually logged] There you have it, Soulja Mod Mute 'em is not popular in lummy We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbas7 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 almost a year ago, when getting cooking 99: Noob: Guys? did you know? Me: No? Noob:Zezima has quited rs 5 years ago , but he was so much online that he still gets xp. Me: :anxious: Me: hyt? O:) Proud owner of the PS3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epeeflecher Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 almost a year ago, when getting cooking 99: Noob: Guys? did you know? Me: No? Noob:Zezima has quited rs 5 years ago , but he was so much online that he still gets xp. Me: :anxious: Me: hyt? O:) Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 almost a year ago, when getting cooking 99: Noob: Guys? did you know? Me: No? Noob:Zezima has quited rs 5 years ago , but he was so much online that he still gets xp. Me: :anxious: Me: hyt? O:) I throw random "hyt"s out there sometimes, just to see if anyone from the Motherland is in that area. I get varied responses. One time, some noob started yelling at me for spamming, and how I was a bot using an auto-typer, and that all spammers should die, and he told me that he was going to kill my cat (i don't have one; I hate cats :P ) and my dog (I do have one of those) because of my auto-typing. Unfortunatly for me, this was before I learned how to take screenshots :( . Sure was funny, though. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doryphore Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 once i was wereing a gnome ammy and i had just bought some dragon armor so i had like no money Noob:is thayt a fury ammy Me: yes :^o noob:ur rich me : uh hu noob: can i have some money? Me: i just bought some stuff so i only have like 50k noob: Wow u r rich lol noobs are so poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sithlord_man Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 once i was wereing a gnome ammy and i had just bought some dragon armor so i had like no money Noob:is thayt a fury ammy Me: yes :^o noob:ur rich me : uh hu noob: can i have some money? Me: i just bought some stuff so i only have like 50k noob: Wow u r rich lol noobs are so poor I don't know if i should take the poor, or noob comment nicely, hehe.. Sad, I get that a lot from noobs -.- 99 FM Acheived on Friday December 26th 2008Click for my blog|Mass Effect Discussion Thread|Nation Creation/Create your own Country Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailsBell Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I hate people who make fun of other religions Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: Y? Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII Me: How? Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!! Me: Menorahs? Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!! Me: Yes I am. :D Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!! (Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39) Me: Ok lets go to the wildy 3 minutes later the noob pms me Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!! Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!! Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!! Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO Noob logs off Might not want to read this... [hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide] Just for clarification, any racism at all warrants an instant report under Rule 1.. That guy deserves a perm mute IMO. But I really hate racist people.. And I mean really hate. which person are you refering too??? Me, the noob, or the other poster. Anyways In church Me: :pray: Noob: Y you praying Me: :pray: to fill my prayer points Noob: Noobs use prayer Me: :pray: Do you use prayer?? Noob: Of course I do, thats how i stay alive Me: :-s Noob: Y the silent treatment Me: You called yourself a noob : Noob: No i didnt Me: You said noobs use prayer, and you also said that you use prayer so technically youre a noob : Noob:................... Noob logs Similar one I have a low level pure cooking account so far at 32 Noob lvl.26: Hey noob Me lvl.5: ..... Noob: NOOB!!!!! Me: Im not a noob Noob: Yes u are, you cook food so you can stay alive Me: Yep so i dont die, I call it well trained Noob: Ill own you Me:......I bet you will,but it will be a long fight. Noob: YA RIGHT NOOB!!!! After 15 minutes fight, I win amazingly with 1 HP Noob: You cooking noob Me: You just got owned by a noob Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Noob logs http://www.court-records.net/animation/ ... ecting.gifDOnt point that finger at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 1) noob: Where's Lumbridge me: behind you noob: no that's lummy noob! 2) Noob: nice sausage your holding! Me: It's a whip... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_FTW Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 1) noob: Where's Lumbridge me: behind you noob: no that's lummy noob! noobs like this always make me laugh thinking they are clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kragg3802 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Newb: Where can I find an advil? Me: You mean an anvil? Newb: No you idiot I want an advil!!! Me: Theres no pills in this game. Newb: Take me to advils bfo I kills yous! Me: Walks inside cooking guild and logs ZOMG RUNESCAPE IS SELLING DRUGS!!! :ohnoes: Lol. :lol: Tha's nothing new, you can buy pots in gen store Dharoks, emo's ultimate weapon if you know what i'm sayin. :lol:Very nice 10/10For a second when I was looking at your drop-list picture. Ilooked at the dragon longsword and said "They have a dragon longsword now??" ohh I'm tired :wall:..., then I noticed a gravestone where our tank was supposed to be and my health was a 1 digit number again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 While I was walking back and forth getting oak planks for Construction I noticed a lvl 3 chopping a yew. Presumably a macro, I did what I did to all other macros... Me: So whats it like not having a brain? Macro: (Autotyper and Wcer) Choppa... Me: Uh huh... How that make you feel? Macro: Choppa... *Cuts down yew* Me: Well good luck with that. You know Jagex is hunting you down right now Macro: Well I must be popular then. Me: :shock: I guess I should go now... Lvl 3: You should bye! Me: Walks away with a new appreciation for level 3s. Another one: Noob: Lets have a baby Me: You do know I'm a guy right? Noob: Yes lets have a g@y baby!! Me: Uh huh... Ooo I see my gf bye! Girl (Who was friend): I'm not ur gf Me (PM): Shhh I need to get away from noob Girl (PM): k lol *Noob runs after me* Noob: Noooooo!!! Your too hot!!! Girl: ty Noob: Not you! Girl (PM): Lets just log Me (PM): Best offer I've heard today :XD: *We log* HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailsBell Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Noobs can be very hurtful to other people Noob comes up to me Noob: Do you have AIDS? Me:....... Noob: DO u? Me: I dont but if i did i wouldnt tell u Noob......YOU HAVE AIDS!!!!!!!!!! (Cant think straight can he) Noob: HEY EVRYBODY THIS GUY HAS AIDS. Some random guy comes up Guy: (crying emote) I have HIV, thats hurtful Guy runs away Noob logs BTW I dont have AIDS or HIV or any STD Runescape Noob Musical There are a bunch of noobs singing and doing the dance and jig emotes, and some using zombie dance and goblin salute. The Noob Leader walks up to a random guy NL: Pay us 69 gp each RG: Y NL: because u watched our performance RG: No NL: Pay or ill report you for item scamming I come in Me: Lay off, you didnt say that the play costed money. NL: SO what im jagix, and i can tell people what I want Me: First its spelled jagex, and second jagex is a company NL: Noob, i thing i know my own name ok, and ill probaly own you, my main is zezima and hes a mod so i can ban u Me: Cool, log on to him right now NL: OK noob youll be sorry Noob logs and never comes back http://www.court-records.net/animation/ ... ecting.gifDOnt point that finger at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet_skunk Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 i am never going to lumby again :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 :shock: Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 It was in the Runescape clan chat: player1: guess the color and type of my underwear [people shouted various choices] me: a purple thong player3: report him!! The Mod said "thong" :uhh: We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nollykitt3n Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 funny ones heres one i had today noob:Hey buddy Me: yo noob: wanna give me some money? me: not really noob: plz my main is zezima me: wow.... noob: giv me money and ill give you 10mil on zezima (i decided to humor the poor deluded noob and give him 1k) noob: mwhahahaha you just got scammed oldest trick ever (he logs) noob 2: you just got owned.... me: :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plugpoint Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 i am never going to lumby again :shock: LMAO I'M PUTTING THAT IN MY SIG :XD: :XD: Maxed 15/06/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuki1236 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 this is what happened between a n00b and me n00b:hey can i trim ur rune me:players cannot trim n00b:uh yes they can *takes off armour to look like rimming it and puts on his blk trimm*see me:ha you think im stupid n00b:yes me:reported for being a n00b/scammer n00b:please dont report me me:haha i already reported u road to 99 woodcutting |71 out of 99| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 YES!! Finally, a smart person decided to bring this thread back in this dark time. Player: Do you have gold armor?(this isn't the noob part) Player: Gild (that's why) Me: No. Player: Can I have free money plz? Before I could explain to him how he should make his own, he went and started... making his own... Noobs seem to have their smart moments, apparently. :ohnoes: Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 they need to make this a sticky! Noob: Hello fine sir! May I interest you in 5k. Me: No you may not interest me in 5k Noob: But sir, its the best deal imaginable! Me: No its not Noob: You don't know that choob! Me: Your a level 3...how could you possibly have 5k? Noob: Men give a lot of money if your nice to them. Me: Uh-huh. Noob: I will give you 5k for the most powerful object in the game...you password! Me: Loser, who would fall for that? Noob: This level 4 guy... I was in lumby bank: Noob: Guild wars is better than this crap!~ Me: Then why are you playing this? Noob: Stay out of this you Noob! Me: idiot... Noob: Wanna take this to the wild? Me: Sure, be my guest. (We go to the wild) Noob: Where is it? Me: Loser... Noob: well give me your pass, lets see how much of a high level you really are! I was playing my level 30 guy. Noob: What are you wearing? Me: bronze Noob: You have to be like the most powerful person in the game! Me: Hows that? Noob: Because, you armor is so shiny! That must cost a lot... Me :wall: Noob: I have beaten the game! Me: You can't beat the game and you are a level 3. Noob: Who said I can't use a secret magic attack that conceals my real level? Me: -.- (I went onto the highscores to check his main out. His main oddly was not ranked on anything but wc. Lvl 89?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DartfordBoi Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting. I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner. Noob: Let me have flag Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Let me have flag plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag Me: Of course she is Noob: Shes gna ban u Me: Ok then Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag Me: Good for her Noob: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Me: ..... Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag Me: ..... Noob runs off into area full of sara. Noob: Follow me to zammy flag Noob: Zammy flag this way They all follow. I die. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 This happened in Cwars. There was a bit more pleading but it's not worth putting. I am on zammy team, so is noob. I have zammy flag. We are standing in a secluded corner. Noob: Let me have flag Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Let me have flag plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: Plz Me: No, I'm alright Noob: My cousins a mod and shes gna ban u if u dont give me flag Me: Of course she is Noob: Shes gna ban u Me: Ok then Noob: In 10 seconds if u dont give me flag Me: Good for her Noob: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Me: ..... Noob: Ur banned now if u dont give me flag Me: ..... Noob runs off into area full of sara. Noob: Follow me to zammy flag Noob: Zammy flag this way They all follow. I die. :cry: :lol: that bastard. :lol: Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajk822 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Me: sellin whip 1.3 Noob: ill buy 500k Me: dont think so noob: oh cmon its all iv got me: then u best get mroe money he leaves for a second and comes back Noob: how bout 550k 4031st person to 99 Thieving on 5/25/2008If anyone plays NBA Live '08 online on the Wii please PM me. I'm up for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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