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well. if he did report you (which..sometimes I wonder whether they do report you when they say they did, or if they're just "calling a 'bluff'". It's probably the second one. I don't doubt it one bit).

 

he'll be in big trouble for abusing the abuse report. Those Newbs are too immature. That's right, I said it... IMMATURE!

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Maybe they aspired to be a pmod and thinks that by reporting more, they get better chances

Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(.

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#-o saw this as soon as i logged in .. poor kid

 

 

 

i'm sorry if his parents really did die in a car accident, but why would he use that as an excuse to get free items in runescape? didn't he inherit enough irl?

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On karajma docks

 

 

 

noob: Holy (cencored)! What is that thing? (Being attacked by a lv 19 river troll)

 

everyone: river troll

 

noob: whats that?

 

everyone: a fishing random

 

noob: can one of you kill it for me? :wall:

 

 

 

obviously doesn't know much about randoms

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

 

 

Heh, reminds me of crossdressing day at the camp I was at. For several people (including myself) you couldn't be sure if they were a boy or a girl :P It was all in fun, but I think I caught some of the other guys there staring at me :P

 

 

 

 

 

Either way, to keep this on topic:

 

 

 

 

 

It's interesting what noobs will do to try to get money from you.

 

 

 

I was rcing with fast free airs, which has an -optional- bonus the crafters -could- give out to the players for a level.

 

 

 

I pay the person who levels me 10k plus the running fee. I later checked and found that the bonus was 20k. I had added him because I wasn't sure of the bonus and wanted to pay the entire thing (yes, I'm strange :P).

 

 

 

Either way, I tracked him down and paid him the rest.

 

 

 

He then claimed that I had gotten a level that is a multiple of 11 (meaning more airs, which has a higher -optional- bonus). I checked my skills, it clearly said 67 runecrafting there (and I checked the highscores, it said the same). I then told him "No, I got 67 runecrafting. Feel free to check the highscores."

 

 

 

He then "checked them" and claimed it said 66. I incrediously checked again, and there was 67, plain as I could see.

 

 

 

I told him, no, it says 67 there. He then claimed I had gotten another level (theoretically I could've, but I hadn't-I had been sick for two days, and vomiting on the computer doesn't make the computer last incredibly long). I told him that I had been sick and vomiting everywhere.

 

 

 

He called me a liar and told me he'd get a 3rd person to check.

 

 

 

He had another person (who claimed not to know him) check the highscores, and that person said 66.

 

 

 

I ended up telling them both that I can read, and I also said to re-read the thread, as the bonus payment was optional, and I had done him a favour by tracking him down to pay him the rest.

 

 

 

He then said "reported", getting quite a laugh out of me, so I asked for what, and got "Misuse of customer support" X.X

 

 

 

Either way, I haven't heard from him since. And good riddance, I'm sure those two were in league.

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Heh, reminds me of crossdressing day at the camp I was at. For several people (including myself) you couldn't be sure if they were a boy or a girl :P It was all in fun, but I think I caught some of the other guys there staring at me :P

 

That's one messed up camp :shock:

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They probably were, and you could've reported them for what they say they reported you for.

 

 

 

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#-o saw this as soon as i logged in .. poor kid

 

 

 

i'm sorry if his parents really did die in a car accident, but why would he use that as an excuse to get free items in runescape? didn't he inherit enough irl?

 

I have to agree. I'm willing to bet that's a scam. In fact, varying versions of that scam have been around longer than Jagex/RuneScape.

 

 

 

Mining iron in varrock west mines.I was mining both iron rocks.

 

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May have seemed "noobish" to you, but I say he was just messin' with ya. I have a few friends that would say something like that just foolin' around. In fact, don't be surprised if you see me say something like that from time to time...to get a chuckle or two out of the confusion I cause if nothing else.

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once iwas pk'n in the wildy alone, and i saw a lvl 57 so i ran adn started attacking him. I was just owning him, and then he says " please stop my dad dad tried to kill me!" all i did was laugh and then pull off the final blow, and got some rune.

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this one happened to me yesterday while i was curse training

 

 

 

 

 

noob u'll do better mage if you take off your helm

 

noob ull see better

 

me i'm trying to fail

 

noob y?

 

me cant curse the same thing twice

 

me but get same exp for a fail

 

noob huh i don understand

 

noob is ur mage lvl low?

 

me no plesently high

 

noob so y r u trin to fail?

 

me well, you get the same exp from a curse

 

me even if you fail

 

nobb wut is ur mage lvl?

 

me its 64, 65 when i'm done

 

noob so if u do an offensive one u don get any wen you fail?

 

me no, you still get exp

 

me but more if you do damage

 

noob omfg

 

noob its like talking to a 2 year old

 

*noob leaves*

 

 

 

it was kinda funny from my point of view, but as noobs go he was kinda nice, telling me that platemail is bad for mage

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Noob: Follow for free 200k!!! (They were a lv 3)

 

Me: Show me the money first

 

Noob: OK but its in bank (we were in the Varrock west bank)

 

(Noob walks over to bank counter)

 

Noob: I might disconnect I have dialup

 

(I had the noob on my friends list so I could pm them in case it was real)

 

Noob logs out

 

Everyone who was paying attention to it: Lol

 

 

 

Not many good scams going on now

 

 

 

This one is just wierd

 

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haha. i've got another. oh boy. okay. so i was just minding my own business. when a noob comes up and apparantly notices i have rune on.

 

 

 

noob: i'll give you 6k for blue

 

me: huh?

 

noob: i will give you the 6k for that blue armor you have.

 

me: um.....no....a little bit off there.

 

noob:plz!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

me:its not blue armor anyway, its rune.

 

noob: oh, 6k for the rune blue?

 

me: nooooooooooooo

 

 

 

i walk off for a minute or two. when suddenly.....

 

 

 

noob: 6k for rune blue

 

me: omg

 

noob: perhaps you have the dark blue?

 

me: um... mith?

 

noob: dark blue plz!!!!

 

me:look, i don't have mith armor!!!!

 

 

 

he then runs over to someone in mith

 

 

 

noob: 6k for rune armor?

 

them:....this is mith

 

noob: is it dark blue rune?

 

 

 

this went on for forever until the noob logged out. then the other guy was happy and stuff and i was still laughing.

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i was happily rnaging hobgoblins when...

 

 

 

Noob: trade

 

Me:errrr ok.....

 

noob dus nuthing i decline

 

Noob: trade

 

Me:wtf (trades)

 

noob dus nuthing i decline

 

Noob: give me that thing in ur hand *clicks trade like ten times*

 

Me: what my bow?

 

Noob: Ye i want it give it me now!

 

Me...no i kinda need

 

Noob: well i want it!

 

i just ignore and keep ranging

 

Noob: plz plz....

 

Me:mwhahahahahahah

 

Noob: reported...

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well,

 

noob:i have level 75 friend!

 

player(no me):show me it in wildy!

 

and the noob show the player that not me some high level player and some med level player and they all start to attack,and noob win!i am thinking i am a noob too

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oh man,purepure477 again,i think he was angry to me for i am think something.........................free again,oops!!!!help!!!!!!!guards!!!!!!

 

noob:how can i build a time machine?

 

player:umm,you need magic building stone,gold leaf and marble block

 

noob;thanks for the help but,where i can find these?

 

player:well i will ask my friend

 

noob:..................i need to wait 1 week again

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This happend like 5 minutes ago while i was reading this topic :P

 

 

 

I was in a F2P world helping a friend of mine who needed my help. He had just done dragon slayer and could'nt afford the full rune he was dying for.

 

So I decided to buy the full rune for him so i gave that to him.

 

 

 

I went back to my members world and suddenly someone adds me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey! :D

 

Me: Uhm...hey?

 

Me: Do I know you?

 

Noob: Yea you bought full mithril a few minutes ago from me....

 

 

 

At this point I had something like HUH??? I was sure I did'nt bought the full rune of him.

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 5k?

 

Me: Why I don't even know you.

 

Noob: Yes you do you bought full mithril of me without paying for it.

 

Me: Dude I have never weared full mithril!!??

 

 

 

So I remove him from my friendlist not in the mood to start an endless discussion. But I let friends chat on but I was not planning to answer again.

 

 

 

After a few minutes he says:

 

 

 

Noob: So can I have 5k

 

Me: I already said no you starting to be irritating...

 

Noob: I want the 5k for my mithril

 

 

 

So at this point I remembered this topic :D

 

 

 

Me: Hey youre a noob im going to post this op tip.it in funny thingds noob say topic....

 

 

 

He never said a word to me again :D

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got a new one

 

 

 

on pure very bored so decide to do shield of arrav with my mate for fun coz hes started over agen and wants to do the quests. I'm w8ting for the crossbows at the black arm place when a lvl 16 noob walks out of the room and obviously has the key

 

 

 

Me: hullo how r u

 

Noob: Fine

 

Me: could i borrow the key seens tho ur finished

 

Noob: What will u giv me in return

 

Me: A reat big smile :D

 

Noob: Reported for item scamming!!!

 

Me: lol

 

Noob: I wont report u if u giv me 10k

 

Me: its ok ill just w8 for my m8

 

*noob logs off* me pmsl

 

 

 

one more:

 

 

 

*noob trades with you*

 

*noob trades with you*

 

*noob trades with you*

 

*noob trades with you*

 

*noob trades with you*

 

 

 

accept

 

 

 

Me: what

 

*puts up mage ammy*

 

Noob: You buy this now 2k

 

Me: its ok i have 35

 

Noob: No u dont liar liar ill report you if ur lying

 

Me: ok ill show you

 

*shows him*

 

Noob: Oh lol hehe....ye......

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me and my super-rich friend (with a party-hat) were walking through lumbridge when....

 

 

 

Noob: Nice hat

 

Friend: thanks

 

Noob: Can i buy?

 

Friend: do you have 60M gp on you?

 

Noob: no

 

Friend: then no

 

Noob: sitxty million????!!!

 

Friend: that's how much i bought it for

 

Noob: i looked it up on tip.it, they're only 50k

 

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Friend: no, you didn't, moron

 

 

 

 

 

I was walking around varrock with my new full dragonhide when I decided a blue cape would look nicer than the red one i had on. So.....

 

 

 

Me: buyin blue cape

 

Noob trades

 

I trade back

 

I offer 2k.

 

Noob: What?! Blue capes are rare!! at least 500k.

 

Me: No they aren't.

 

noob: i bought this from a lvl-100 who said you can only get them from steel dragons

 

Me: How much did you pay?

 

Noob: 100k, bargain, huh?

 

 

 

After that i bust out laughing and fell off my chair then teleported to fally to get away from this loser

 

 

 

 

 

Another time, i was mining coal in the dwarven mines at some ungodly hour and it was only me and this lvl-25 dude. And I of course get every single one.

 

 

 

Noob: hey, go away

 

Me: why should i?

 

Noob: you took my rock

 

Me: It's not your rock.

 

Noob: Yes it is.

 

Me: Well I have a higher lvl than you, so i can mine the rock faster than you

 

Noob: reported

 

Me: What did i do?

 

Noob logs out

 

Me: Whatever

 

 

 

I got a message later from Jagex, which told me a false report for macroing was made against me and that the reporter was banned

 

 

 

My last story

 

I am walking when i see a noob in full steel maging an evil chicken...

 

 

 

Me: You know, wearing pl8 will only hurt you against the chicken

 

Noob: No it won't

 

Me: It's negative defence against the chicken's magic

 

Noob: Exactly

 

Me: What?!

 

Noob: it decreases the chicken's magic defense which is why i'm hurting it so much with my magic

 

(he was wind bolting it. Half of the spells failed and the others caused 2 damage, while the chicken was hitting him 5 every time)

 

Me: good luck with that

 

Noob: i'll show you

 

noob dies

 

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:lol: I was just selling some drops from the warriors guild in f2p.

 

 

 

Me: selling addy 2h 6k ea

 

Noob: PMG!1!!!!!!11111! Kewl sord!!!

 

Me: what is a sord?

 

Noob: I buy sord 6k!!!111!1!!1!

 

Me: Non tradeable. (D long - f2p server.)

 

Me: AND your'e about 89k off.

 

Noob: PMG!!1!!1!11!! Reported!!

 

Me: ...

 

[noob walks off]

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:lol: I was just selling some drops from the warriors guild in f2p.

 

 

 

Me: selling addy 2h 6k ea

 

Noob: PMG!1!!!!!!11111! Kewl sord!!!

 

Me: what is a sord?

 

Noob: I buy sord 6k!!!111!1!!1!

 

Me: Non tradeable. (D long - f2p server.)

 

Me: AND your'e about 89k off.

 

Noob: PMG!!1!!1!11!! Reported!!

 

Me: ...

 

[noob walks off]

 

 

 

Ya there are a lot of idiots on f2p servers. Thats why I lurk in unused training spots.

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