jacnoc2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 well. if he did report you (which..sometimes I wonder whether they do report you when they say they did, or if they're just "calling a 'bluff'". It's probably the second one. I don't doubt it one bit). he'll be in big trouble for abusing the abuse report. Those Newbs are too immature. That's right, I said it... IMMATURE! RuneScape status: F2P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 noob:weres da highscores me: on the main page, check the left side of it noob: reported for advertising website *everybody in bank starts laughing* me:ok :? Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesia Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Maybe they aspired to be a pmod and thinks that by reporting more, they get better chances Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 #-o saw this as soon as i logged in .. poor kid i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 #-o saw this as soon as i logged in .. poor kid i'm sorry if his parents really did die in a car accident, but why would he use that as an excuse to get free items in runescape? didn't he inherit enough irl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow93 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 him: woah!! what is that thing? me: dragon holly me: dragon hally him: holly sh**! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 On karajma docks noob: Holy (cencored)! What is that thing? (Being attacked by a lv 19 river troll) everyone: river troll noob: whats that? everyone: a fishing random noob: can one of you kill it for me? :wall: obviously doesn't know much about randoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Mining iron in varrock west mines.I was mining both iron rocks. i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starev91 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" Heh, reminds me of crossdressing day at the camp I was at. For several people (including myself) you couldn't be sure if they were a boy or a girl :P It was all in fun, but I think I caught some of the other guys there staring at me :P Either way, to keep this on topic: It's interesting what noobs will do to try to get money from you. I was rcing with fast free airs, which has an -optional- bonus the crafters -could- give out to the players for a level. I pay the person who levels me 10k plus the running fee. I later checked and found that the bonus was 20k. I had added him because I wasn't sure of the bonus and wanted to pay the entire thing (yes, I'm strange :P). Either way, I tracked him down and paid him the rest. He then claimed that I had gotten a level that is a multiple of 11 (meaning more airs, which has a higher -optional- bonus). I checked my skills, it clearly said 67 runecrafting there (and I checked the highscores, it said the same). I then told him "No, I got 67 runecrafting. Feel free to check the highscores." He then "checked them" and claimed it said 66. I incrediously checked again, and there was 67, plain as I could see. I told him, no, it says 67 there. He then claimed I had gotten another level (theoretically I could've, but I hadn't-I had been sick for two days, and vomiting on the computer doesn't make the computer last incredibly long). I told him that I had been sick and vomiting everywhere. He called me a liar and told me he'd get a 3rd person to check. He had another person (who claimed not to know him) check the highscores, and that person said 66. I ended up telling them both that I can read, and I also said to re-read the thread, as the bonus payment was optional, and I had done him a favour by tracking him down to pay him the rest. He then said "reported", getting quite a laugh out of me, so I asked for what, and got "Misuse of customer support" X.X Either way, I haven't heard from him since. And good riddance, I'm sure those two were in league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TaDaraCampbell Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Heh, reminds me of crossdressing day at the camp I was at. For several people (including myself) you couldn't be sure if they were a boy or a girl :P It was all in fun, but I think I caught some of the other guys there staring at me :P That's one messed up camp :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borei Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 They probably were, and you could've reported them for what they say they reported you for. #-o saw this as soon as i logged in .. poor kid i'm sorry if his parents really did die in a car accident, but why would he use that as an excuse to get free items in runescape? didn't he inherit enough irl? I have to agree. I'm willing to bet that's a scam. In fact, varying versions of that scam have been around longer than Jagex/RuneScape. Mining iron in varrock west mines.I was mining both iron rocks. May have seemed "noobish" to you, but I say he was just messin' with ya. I have a few friends that would say something like that just foolin' around. In fact, don't be surprised if you see me say something like that from time to time...to get a chuckle or two out of the confusion I cause if nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
74gto Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 once iwas pk'n in the wildy alone, and i saw a lvl 57 so i ran adn started attacking him. I was just owning him, and then he says " please stop my dad dad tried to kill me!" all i did was laugh and then pull off the final blow, and got some rune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ok one time in castle wars i got hit and this noob ran away right..., so then this guy goes this is the cwpd we have a code 414 hit and run i repeat a hit and run... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prof_fleb Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 this one happened to me yesterday while i was curse training noob u'll do better mage if you take off your helm noob ull see better me i'm trying to fail noob y? me cant curse the same thing twice me but get same exp for a fail noob huh i don understand noob is ur mage lvl low? me no plesently high noob so y r u trin to fail? me well, you get the same exp from a curse me even if you fail nobb wut is ur mage lvl? me its 64, 65 when i'm done noob so if u do an offensive one u don get any wen you fail? me no, you still get exp me but more if you do damage noob omfg noob its like talking to a 2 year old *noob leaves* it was kinda funny from my point of view, but as noobs go he was kinda nice, telling me that platemail is bad for mage ~hawt Knight of the Void~Barrows drops: 3. veracs brassard, torags hammers & dharoks greataxe (double drop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Noob: Follow for free 200k!!! (They were a lv 3) Me: Show me the money first Noob: OK but its in bank (we were in the Varrock west bank) (Noob walks over to bank counter) Noob: I might disconnect I have dialup (I had the noob on my friends list so I could pm them in case it was real) Noob logs out Everyone who was paying attention to it: Lol Not many good scams going on now This one is just wierd LV 64: If I give you shears will you kill sheep with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterofpuppets Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 haha. i've got another. oh boy. okay. so i was just minding my own business. when a noob comes up and apparantly notices i have rune on. noob: i'll give you 6k for blue me: huh? noob: i will give you the 6k for that blue armor you have. me: um.....no....a little bit off there. noob:plz!!!!!!!!!!!! me:its not blue armor anyway, its rune. noob: oh, 6k for the rune blue? me: nooooooooooooo i walk off for a minute or two. when suddenly..... noob: 6k for rune blue me: omg noob: perhaps you have the dark blue? me: um... mith? noob: dark blue plz!!!! me:look, i don't have mith armor!!!! he then runs over to someone in mith noob: 6k for rune armor? them:....this is mith noob: is it dark blue rune? this went on for forever until the noob logged out. then the other guy was happy and stuff and i was still laughing. DinoSAUR!!! Flying through la-ZERS!!!! Pchu! Pchuu! (Try running around in wal mart or something screaming this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieed1 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 i was happily rnaging hobgoblins when... Noob: trade Me:errrr ok..... noob dus nuthing i decline Noob: trade Me:wtf (trades) noob dus nuthing i decline Noob: give me that thing in ur hand *clicks trade like ten times* Me: what my bow? Noob: Ye i want it give it me now! Me...no i kinda need Noob: well i want it! i just ignore and keep ranging Noob: plz plz.... Me:mwhahahahahahah Noob: reported... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbyliu Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 well, noob:i have level 75 friend! player(no me):show me it in wildy! and the noob show the player that not me some high level player and some med level player and they all start to attack,and noob win!i am thinking i am a noob too lwllw(my runescape name)look at EGG![url=http://www.elementsgraphics.net/index.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbyliu Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 oh man,purepure477 again,i think he was angry to me for i am think something.........................free again,oops!!!!help!!!!!!!guards!!!!!! noob:how can i build a time machine? player:umm,you need magic building stone,gold leaf and marble block noob;thanks for the help but,where i can find these? player:well i will ask my friend noob:..................i need to wait 1 week again lwllw(my runescape name)look at EGG![url=http://www.elementsgraphics.net/index.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X_Olympeus_X Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 This happend like 5 minutes ago while i was reading this topic :P I was in a F2P world helping a friend of mine who needed my help. He had just done dragon slayer and could'nt afford the full rune he was dying for. So I decided to buy the full rune for him so i gave that to him. I went back to my members world and suddenly someone adds me. Noob: Hey! :D Me: Uhm...hey? Me: Do I know you? Noob: Yea you bought full mithril a few minutes ago from me.... At this point I had something like HUH??? I was sure I did'nt bought the full rune of him. Noob: Can I have 5k? Me: Why I don't even know you. Noob: Yes you do you bought full mithril of me without paying for it. Me: Dude I have never weared full mithril!!?? So I remove him from my friendlist not in the mood to start an endless discussion. But I let friends chat on but I was not planning to answer again. After a few minutes he says: Noob: So can I have 5k Me: I already said no you starting to be irritating... Noob: I want the 5k for my mithril So at this point I remembered this topic :D Me: Hey youre a noob im going to post this op tip.it in funny thingds noob say topic.... He never said a word to me again :D you are one of the greatest merchants in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieed1 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 got a new one on pure very bored so decide to do shield of arrav with my mate for fun coz hes started over agen and wants to do the quests. I'm w8ting for the crossbows at the black arm place when a lvl 16 noob walks out of the room and obviously has the key Me: hullo how r u Noob: Fine Me: could i borrow the key seens tho ur finished Noob: What will u giv me in return Me: A reat big smile :D Noob: Reported for item scamming!!! Me: lol Noob: I wont report u if u giv me 10k Me: its ok ill just w8 for my m8 *noob logs off* me pmsl one more: *noob trades with you* *noob trades with you* *noob trades with you* *noob trades with you* *noob trades with you* accept Me: what *puts up mage ammy* Noob: You buy this now 2k Me: its ok i have 35 Noob: No u dont liar liar ill report you if ur lying Me: ok ill show you *shows him* Noob: Oh lol hehe....ye...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I just saw a guy in Varrock West bank yelling "Buying full Mime 1k" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatfarmerxx Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 me and my super-rich friend (with a party-hat) were walking through lumbridge when.... Noob: Nice hat Friend: thanks Noob: Can i buy? Friend: do you have 60M gp on you? Noob: no Friend: then no Noob: sitxty million????!!! Friend: that's how much i bought it for Noob: i looked it up on tip.it, they're only 50k Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Friend: no, you didn't, moron I was walking around varrock with my new full dragonhide when I decided a blue cape would look nicer than the red one i had on. So..... Me: buyin blue cape Noob trades I trade back I offer 2k. Noob: What?! Blue capes are rare!! at least 500k. Me: No they aren't. noob: i bought this from a lvl-100 who said you can only get them from steel dragons Me: How much did you pay? Noob: 100k, bargain, huh? After that i bust out laughing and fell off my chair then teleported to fally to get away from this loser Another time, i was mining coal in the dwarven mines at some ungodly hour and it was only me and this lvl-25 dude. And I of course get every single one. Noob: hey, go away Me: why should i? Noob: you took my rock Me: It's not your rock. Noob: Yes it is. Me: Well I have a higher lvl than you, so i can mine the rock faster than you Noob: reported Me: What did i do? Noob logs out Me: Whatever I got a message later from Jagex, which told me a false report for macroing was made against me and that the reporter was banned My last story I am walking when i see a noob in full steel maging an evil chicken... Me: You know, wearing pl8 will only hurt you against the chicken Noob: No it won't Me: It's negative defence against the chicken's magic Noob: Exactly Me: What?! Noob: it decreases the chicken's magic defense which is why i'm hurting it so much with my magic (he was wind bolting it. Half of the spells failed and the others caused 2 damage, while the chicken was hitting him 5 every time) Me: good luck with that Noob: i'll show you noob dies I scored about 500 chaos runes, which paid for a new shiny rune battle axe I know, i have a long, long, long way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolHead22 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 :lol: I was just selling some drops from the warriors guild in f2p. Me: selling addy 2h 6k ea Noob: PMG!1!!!!!!11111! Kewl sord!!! Me: what is a sord? Noob: I buy sord 6k!!!111!1!!1! Me: Non tradeable. (D long - f2p server.) Me: AND your'e about 89k off. Noob: PMG!!1!!1!11!! Reported!! Me: ... [noob walks off] My Blog of random goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 :lol: I was just selling some drops from the warriors guild in f2p. Me: selling addy 2h 6k ea Noob: PMG!1!!!!!!11111! Kewl sord!!! Me: what is a sord? Noob: I buy sord 6k!!!111!1!!1! Me: Non tradeable. (D long - f2p server.) Me: AND your'e about 89k off. Noob: PMG!!1!!1!11!! Reported!! Me: ... [noob walks off] Ya there are a lot of idiots on f2p servers. Thats why I lurk in unused training spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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