robbyfighter Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Just wondering how well informed today's newcommers are just a player with addy gear followed me (I'm wearing a gold teamcape) the whole time while I was firemaking, I just ignored him and after a while he said: Do emote! me: What emote should I do? crying? The other player: Omg skillcape emote of course! me: ??? he: Common n00b do your emote me: It's just a regular cape. me: You see any skill icon on it? he: A cape with a book on it its the cape of prayer Runescape might not have the best graphix, but you really need to eat very many mushrooms before ya see a book in a teamcape. Lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordb88 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Just then: Varrock World One While I was merchanting, I decided to randomly report some autotypers until I met this guy: Me: You have been reported for the use of a macro program Him: I wasn't Me: Yes you were- I'm not a fool :roll: Him: Ever thought that people could actually type that fast Me: Yeah, type such a long sentence complete with two effects every one second? :roll: Him: With practise, you can Me: Don't try to make excuses Him: As an American citizen, I have the right to freedom of speech Me: Never said you didn't Him: You're just a mod wannabe Me: I'm trying to remove the community of cheaters like you Him: You know, Jagex randomly chooses the mods? Me: No they don't, P Mods are trusted members of the community Him: No, a lvl 3 has the same chance as a lvl 126 Me: Not true Him: My uncle used to work for Jagex, he knows evertything Me: You're very close to being reported again Him: What for? Me: Rule 5 Him: Another false report will only add to your black marks Me: I'm off to post this in the 'Noobs say the funniest things' thread. Bye! *logs off and comes here* It's funny how he changed between 5 or 6 stories during that conversation, each one being an excuse to cover up his wrongdoings. Then when all fails, he accuses me of breaking the rules by false reporting. NB: I cut off some of the story, mainly noob-calling and false reporting of me by him. First off, auto typers can't be reported. It was stated by Jagex themselves. Second, it's pretty random as to who becomes a mod. Everyone who plays the game honestly and reports has an even chance, level 126 or level 3. I think you were the bigger noob in that situation, just a wannabe mod. wow ure very wrong. Autotypers are 3rd party poggrams that are against the rules. I would love to see the statement jagex said about autotypers being okay. See noobs do say the funniest things i mean cmon its a macro LOL invite? PM me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carzsnakes Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'm just a small and weak player, so the name noob isn't far from anyone's lips when I'm around, but this story deserves a special mention. Me (L29): *wearing full mith and walking around* Him (L82): Lol, you are wearing rubbish armour! *He's wearing adamnte* Me: I'm only 3 levels off Adamnte, you know Him: NO YOUR NOT! LIAR! *We're just outside varrock bank, so it's crowded* Me: Yes, I am. Now please leave me alone. Him: Look at the little nooby! Thinks she's so tough! Me: Shut it. Him: Oh, I'm gonna report you for foul language! Me: Go away! *starts walking off* Him: Look the dumb*** noob thinks she can walk away. I'd pwn you in the wildy! Me: I don't care! Him: WEAK NOOB! IM GONNA GET YOU BANNED FOR IGNOREING ME! MY DADS JAGEX! This carries on for sometime before I report him for breaking rule 5. Three things creep me out about this. What was a level 83 doing wearing adamante? Don't you think he would have something better to do than make fun of me? And doesn't he know that Jagex is a company? :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 i didn't know companies could have children :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefoo1000 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Well this was really funny to me: Me: *Wandering in f2p with The Cape of Legends* Noob: Can I buy ur cape? Me: How much? Noob: 100gp? Me: Do you realize what this cape actually is? Noob: Yes is a white cape, that is droped by high level monsters. Me: Well it's not, you need to become a member. Noob: Aww darnet! Noob: Can I buy that black hat with the feather? Me *I logg i don't want to explain what TT is* Funny thing was, he was level 67. 2104th to 99 Hunting January 10th 2008Proud Fan Of The Offspring Since 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Andrew Gower must be so flattered that all the little noobs want him as their father and claim he is... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dberg20 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 This happened in mining guild in a free world on one of my old accounts. I was wearing a whip and full torags and a rune defender. Player A: Mining Levels Me: 69 Player B: 62 Noob: Can I have your sausages plz Me: Would you like eggs and toast with that? Noob: Yes plz *Noob trades me* Me: It's members only, you can't have it Noob: plz Noob: plz Noob: plz Me: And btw, these aren't sausages I guess he was referring to my whip. Guide to Making a Foolproof RuneScape Password Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaChicken Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 This happened in mining guild in a free world on one of my old accounts. I was wearing a whip and full torags and a rune defender. Player A: Mining Levels Me: 69 Player B: 62 Noob: Can I have your sausages plz Me: Would you like eggs and toast with that? Noob: Yes plz *Noob trades me* Me: It's members only, you can't have it Noob: plz Noob: plz Noob: plz Me: And btw, these aren't sausages I guess he was referring to my whip. i hope so :shock: [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Noob: Can I have your sausages plz I guess he was referring to my whip. i hope so :shock: Sigged :XD: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ortsu Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Best one i had was when i was farming in catherbury. Someone comes and says to me "hey, i have a gift for you" ( a lvl 30 or something) I trade with him, and he offers a weed to me. :shock: I close trade window, and say "no ty, but thx anyway", just trying to be polite. He goes "ok, but now you must offer me your d wc axe as a counter offer, or ill report you for item scamming" :shock: :shock: :shock: Me: "um, no i dont?" he "yes you do, it says so in runescape rules, so give it to me, or ill have your account banned" Me: Report him for item scamming and tele away. Some of these scammers are really quite good, they dont just go on about trimming armor etc, but have a decent plot to get ur items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coenvg Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Some of these scammers are really quite good, they dont just go on about trimming armor etc, but have a decent plot to get ur items. _________________ 8-) lol, if you call that decent. Master of Firemaking since 10-11-2007 Yes, I QUIT! =] Master of Woodcutting since Christmas 2007Completed all quests - Completed all achievement diaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ortsu Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Well, that was defineatly not a good one, but credits for him not just being like "can i have free money plz plz plz" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Some noob tried to buy my 1k lobsters for 2 herring. I told him no, then he said, "How about 100 herring then?" And now another treied to buy 900 for a steel platebody. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alak_the_Great Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 At Karamja Docks Noob: I'm going to fight a bronze dragon! Noob: Can someone take me there? Me: Lol, bronze dragons aren't worth it PMod: Have fun =) Noob: I need to get something from it. Me: Like? PMod: Need to get what from it? Noob: I forgot what it was but I need it. Me: Steel and Iron dragons drop the same stuff. PMod: D Legs? Me: But at a better drop rate Noob: No not d legs PMod: Draconic Visage? Noob: Something else Me: Either way, good luck getting any d drop Noob: Its like an item you can make a d square with him (I thought he was talking about the shield left half) Me: Rofl Me: Any monster drops those. PMod: Draconic Visage it is :P Noob: Only drags. Me: Alot of them anyway. PMod: Good Luck =) Me: Oh, the visage Noob: Do you have any of those PMod? Me: I thought he ment the d shield left half. PMod: I think thats what its called, not sure. PMod: Nope Noob: Yes its what you said. Noob: But is it dropped bye bronze? Me: Trust me, at your level, its not worth it (to be fair though, he was level 90 atleast) PMod: Yes Me: I dont think so actually Noob: Ok Me: It is? Noob: Is it hard for it to drop? Me: Oh very Me: Only kbd, metal dragons and skeletal wyvern drop it Noob: Nope, bronze drop it too Noob: right PMod? *He Leaves* Me: Lol, trusting only a PMod PMod: Bronze don't drop it, I forgot O.O Me: What I thought. I bet the noob doesnt even know how to properly fight metal dragons. Lol. I'm not playing right now, but I'll be back The best song in RuneScape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdog16 Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 just happened when i was checking out the new party place(well new for ftp anyway) :lol: he asked me how many other accounts i had(other two are fatdog_17, melee pure, and Robot Cobra, range pure) OF course that mother is badly crazy,but I dont understand why the 22 year old girl wants to live with and have sex with the 13 year boy, just because he is lvl 126 or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 cr0p pleez You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Gah...some people are truly sad... I was fishing at the lake (again, this is north of Baxtorian Falls) and someone came up to me asking what was in the whirlpool... me: I wouldn't go down there if I were you. The monsters down there are too tough for you. lvl 16: Yea rite i can kill anythn down ther me: Well, don't blame me if you get roasted by a dragon. He jumps in... ...and 2 minutes later, in pm... lvl 16 (now known as noob): Rpoted 4 itm sacmimng me: ...And how did I scam you? noob: U told me 2 go dwon tehre me: Nooo...I said not to blame me if you died. noob: Repoted 4 ofensiv languge me: (reports for misuse of customer support) noob: u gt band now Noob, meet Ignore List. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackoredhead Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 him: hi me: hey him: what armour is that? me: naval him can i buy it pllz!?! me: untradeable him: ill pay 100mill me: i cant trade it and you do not have 100m him: ya i do trades me and shows me guthans skirt 0 me: thats not 100m and i still cant trade naval him: ya it is him: why didnt you tell me you couldnt trade you noob where do i get it? me: i did tell you i couldn't and from tb him: English please me: trouble brewing him: i hate you me: why? him: your making that up me: no its a mini-game on mos le harmless him:again english please me: that was english mos le harmless is a island in game him: no its not thats a stupid name stop lieing me:... ok i will you get it from killing pirates him: thank you for not being a noob me: no problem any time =) him: bye going to kill pirates ha that just happened so im still laughing New Siggy in progress. Proud Construction cape owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mstrgmr Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 This one just happened to me Noob: Buy your cae Noob: Cape Me: Can't trade it (It's Legends, not part of conversation, just letting everyone know) Noob: Buy you def Me: Can't trade it Noob: No Noob: Rune Def Me: Can't trade it Noob: For 3m Me: It's non-tradable what part of that don't you understand? At that point I just left Joined RS2: Late May/Early June 2006100 Combat achieved on June 30, 2007 All skills 60+ achieved on August 22, 2007 Quest Cape achieved on September 8, 2007, at 104 CombatCheck out my blog to 85 Slayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 lol.... thats funny, but i got nothing. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenei Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 ok 1 time i was in varrock and i was a low lvl sort of.some noob came and this is how it went noob:you want to be a mod me:yeah noob:ok answer these questions he asked me some questions about being mod and stuff and i answered. me:*answers: noob:ok now tell me your username me:you have my username..... noob:ok now tell me your pass me:no,scammer then he left lol http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 there is a thread "noobs say the funnies things!" Go to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenei Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 i already did lol..... : i will post this on that 1.....maybe http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warriormen92 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 actually noobs these scammer noobs can become quite annoying. wen your tryin to sell stuff and tey keep coming up to u and offerng you charcoal and spinach rolls it doesnt actually help your mood that noone is buying wat ur selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenei Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 yea i agree.i hated that he was gonna scam me out of my pass.but it really sucks because i got scammed out of 500k because my friends friend.or my friend http://ttp://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/d3mond00d/me.jpg pic of my character and some stats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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