robbyfighter Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just happened now. Girl:Do u want to have se Girl:x Girl:I love u Girl:S Girl:E Girl:X There are many crazy people on runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just happened now. Girl:Do u want to have se Girl:x Girl:I love u Girl:S Girl:E Girl:X was it a hot girl? i would have...wait, this was in runescape? ewwwwww :-X thats just creepy. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazykid1321 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 The greatest thing any single player has ever said in Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokexpert Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 The greatest thing any single player has ever said in Runescape. So he must be dumb? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deyan2 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Most of the noobactions where made by Dutch persons so I tried to translate them for you ;) another story: My little brother made new account, he needed full iron. I made full iron and I was gonna wear it (didn't have any other clothes with me anyway) Noob comes and says: I can make your armour rune, just give to me I'm prepared to spent about 1K to get rid of a scammer so I gave. Noob scammer runs away around the corner (not logging out or whatever, just run away). Me laughing such hard that I wasn't even be able to report him :P :oops: . That fun was definetly worth a iron platebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyw3000 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 LOL, those^^ were really good :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze_9555 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 (In varrock) Noob 1: Where are Cadava berries? Me: Follow me if you want cadava berries! (three noobs gather behind me) As I start walking... Noob 2: Are yu takin me 2 the berrys? me: yes noob 3: oh... noob 1: Blaze, can I have some free money? me:no all noobs disperse from behind me. The internet: A place where the men are men, the women are men, and 13 year old girls are FBI agents. looks like WoW's interface.Were you too lazy to read 3 posts above or too stupid to comprehend it?Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is that man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 (In varrock) Noob 1: Where are Cadava berries? Me: Follow me if you want cadava berries! (three noobs gather behind me) As I start walking... Noob 2: Are yu takin me 2 the berrys? me: yes noob 3: oh... noob 1: Blaze, can I have some free money? me:no all noobs disperse from behind me. One word: LOL!!! Too funny! Technically 3 words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuff_vll Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Okay so it's a lvl 74 at lumby spinning bs. He kept saying that he's so rich and that he could "ownage" any of us (there was a lvl 114 there at the time). I only took screenshots of what he said, but I'm pretty sure that you can figure it out for yourself what other people were saying. He got a lava caspe 'Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real ET Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Idiot: hey whats the best wep in dis game Me: There is no "best" weapon. Idiot: i thought it was da drag spear Me: The dragon spear isn't that great... Idiot: so is the d2h like the best wep ever Me: There is no best weapon! Idiot: aw man what wep am i gonna chose now Me: >.< I hate that kid... Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshotkid69 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 i had one a few min ago I was mining mith in the dwarven mines and some lvl 114 idot comes up to me Noob:hey hotshot did you want to see a trick? Me:..... sure Noob:Ok now give me four cut diamonds and your rune pickaxe and ill meld them into a diamond rune pickaxe Me:no thanks i think ill just use my rune pick Noob:But i wanted my crafting up and i need to make one more diamond rune pickaxe. its a member thing Me:Then show me your other upgraded rune pick Noob runs away saying im a nerd who plays this game so much (Im lvl 61) :-k :-k :-k Noob:"Let me have your sword then you cant cut yourself": noob:How do you report ppl? me:you go on the door icon and click log off noob:KK ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 This scammer actually tried to convince me you need the spare controls (from the box near the puzzle in Monkey Madness) for the box, and he was the only one who could get them for me, for 150k. It was odd that he never noticed the dragon scimitar IN MY HAND ( :-k ). Even stranger was that the entire bank believed him...Me and my clanmate Lhikan35 were all alone here. :| catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomKwan Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I've a funny noob joke when i was walking outside the clothes store! Noob1(Female):(Walking outside with a long skirt) Noob2(male):(Following the noob1)Hey!You just change the clothes,right? Noob1:Yes Noob2:But your skirt is too long!I don't like it!Change it again! Noob1:Alright! #-o #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowwho Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 :wall: :wall: lucky barrower-dh legs,veracs skirt,karil skirt, karils top (x3), dh pl8,karils coif,half key(x2), x-bow, ahrims robetopgoodbye Piman1053 Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm326death326 is banned~~~EVERYONE ADD MY NEW MAIN "Y0uknowwho" (first o is a zero) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedrikI Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I was teleporting to varrock from edgy after nat running and guy lvl abut 60 came up to me: Noob: You sek Me : ? Noob :You are looser Me : Give me 1 reason why am i a looser Noob: Your clothes sek and you too Me:I say wear what i want and u wear what u want and u shut up Then he was saying lots of other swaring and stuff about me but i cba writing them all down :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutukuku Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 i read so much of this that i typed noob instead of my pass! :XD: heres a story: i was making longbows in the woods between lumby and draynor when a noob comes up: noob:reported me:WTH!why for?! noob:ur a bot nob! me:yeah right. me:how could i talk to you then? noob:ZOMG!you r a robotz O.o me(foolin around):WARNING:self destruction in 10 noob:zomfg! me:9 noob:gotta go bye! then he got attacked by a mugger =D> me:8 the mugger hit 1 noob:ZOMG HLEP MEH!ITS ASPLODEING!! mugger hit 2. me:thats enuf mugger hit 3(amazing , eh?) noob:phew mugger hit 2 me:7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Noob: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me:BOOOOOOM!!!!!! the mugger hit 2 on him.he died. Noob*comes back*:dude!i want to do tht!! then i changed the server. sheesh Ps:i excluded the zeros the mugger hit in my story.it was'nt a superman-ish mugger. i can has cheezburger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Today i was playing and i had a rune scimitar on. Some noob asked me how to get one: Noob:how do i get that sword? Me:From someone selling it. Noob:cant you die a sword blue to get it that way? Me:No you got to buy one. Noob:O.k (we trade. He puts up 50gp. I decline) Noob:WTF! Me:My sword is 27k! Noob: Scammer, I can get blue dye really easily! I reported you! Me: #-o :wall: -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyw3000 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 [hide=pic][/hide] This scammer actually tried to convince me you need the spare controls (from the box near the puzzle in Monkey Madness) for the box, and he was the only one who could get them for me, for 150k. It was odd that he never noticed the dragon scimitar IN MY HAND ( :-k ). Even stranger was that the entire bank believed him...Me and my clanmate Lhikan35 were all alone here. :| Umm...how come the url of RS is http://runescape.com and not http://www.runescape.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Umm...how come the url of RS is http://runescape.com and not http://www.runescape.com? Because both work and some peoples are too lazy to type the "www", duh. :mrgreen: :P Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Does anyone happen to have the one convo that starts..."mke me cpr sord" ? Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deoceres Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I was woodcutting in Seers and a couple of people were speaking in a language other than English (I forget which :oops: ) Then this noob started demanding that they speak in English. Here's how it went (just copied her parts of the conversation to make things easier) (Hint: If you're going to criticise others for not speaking in English, at least have a basic grasp of English yourself!) Call me picky, but when someone can't be bothered putting a little extra time and effort to try to SPELL correctly (especially when using words like 'mi' and 'iz' instead of 'me' and 'is'....pointless ) then they have no right calling others. Ironically, when the guy she was speaking to actually spoke to her in English, his spelling/grammar was practically flawless : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatebringer Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Well, this isn't so much what a noob said, but what we said to him. we were fming in f2p, in our "really cool members outfits" when a noob started following me. Noob: Waht kind of Armor is that Noob: ? Me: Noob destructive Armor Friend: Lol Noob: Am I a noob? Friend: Yes Noob: Can you make me not noob? Me: Lol Friend: Lol Then a few minutes later, another one began following me, and asked for some money.. (of course) Noob: Can i have free gold money? Me: Im poor Noob: No your not! Noob: You lieing! Me: Ok il give you some free "trades" my offer 10gp free accepts Noob: Omg! tyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Noob: Friends???? Friend: Il give you 100gp if you beat us in a race to varrock Noob: ok! "runs" Me: Lol!! And finally, the last one that was really funny Me: Drop Party~~~~ Crowd of Noobs: OMG, show plz... etc etc "I bought a ton of general store items, like pots cake tins hammers, and other stuff, and had a huge drop party, with trash lol, and most of the noobs picked up the stuff, and one even complained when they didn't gat a hammer lol. we hopped to a lass crowded world after that, and nothing much happened then. OT:go to lumby furnace.. is it just me or is the smithing apprentice a midget? 99 Fletching 99 Attack 99 Constitution 99 Cooking 99 StrengthGamertag: H8tebringer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBC3 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Umm...how come the url of RS is http://runescape.com and not http://www.runescape.com? Because both work and some peoples are too lazy to type the "www", duh. :mrgreen: :P and even if you use the both of those, when your playing rs you can change the link at anytime, and as long as you dont press enter you can still play rs. 4000000657th to 99 cookin555555406th to 99 flethcin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Umm...how come the url of RS is http://runescape.com and not http://www.runescape.com? Because both work and some peoples are too lazy to type the "www", duh. :mrgreen: :P and even if you use the both of those, when your playing rs you can change the link at anytime, and as long as you dont press enter you can still play rs. ....*Thinks of evil ways to abuse this for his own personal gain* :twisted: catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokexpert Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 i read so much of this that i typed noob instead of my pass! :XD: heres a story: i was making longbows in the woods between lumby and draynor when a noob comes up: noob:reported me:WTH!why for?! noob:ur a bot nob! me:yeah right. me:how could i talk to you then? noob:ZOMG!you r a robotz O.o me(foolin around):WARNING:self destruction in 10 noob:zomfg! me:9 noob:gotta go bye! then he got attacked by a mugger =D> me:8 the mugger hit 1 noob:ZOMG HLEP MEH!ITS ASPLODEING!! mugger hit 2. me:thats enuf mugger hit 3(amazing , eh?) noob:phew mugger hit 2 me:7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Noob: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me:BOOOOOOM!!!!!! the mugger hit 2 on him.he died. Noob*comes back*:dude!i want to do tht!! then i changed the server. sheesh Ps:i excluded the zeros the mugger hit in my story.it was'nt a superman-ish mugger. nice pk, almost fell off my chair laughing. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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