Noobs say the funniest things!

[Yes_Its_Ross]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ...

 

 

 

You didn't even spare him 10gp? :|

[Canineteeth]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ...

 

 

 

You didn't even spare him 10gp? :|

 

 

 

Took me a few rereads to get. . . . rofl.

 

 

 

For those of you who don't get it, the deal was give me 10 gp and I won't bother you. He switched it into If I never see you again I will give you 10 gp, which is impossible.

[glokstar2727]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ...

 

 

 

You didn't even spare him 10gp? :|

 

 

 

Took me a few rereads to get. . . . rofl.

 

 

 

For those of you who don't get it, the deal was give me 10 gp and I won't bother you. He switched it into If I never see you again I will give you 10 gp, which is impossible.

 

 

 

^^ Exactly. I didn't have 10 gp on me at the time either and I really hate beggars.

[wcingisbad]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ...

 

 

 

You didn't even spare him 10gp? :|

 

 

 

Took me a few rereads to get. . . . rofl.

 

 

 

For those of you who don't get it, the deal was give me 10 gp and I won't bother you. He switched it into If I never see you again I will give you 10 gp, which is impossible.

 

 

 

^^ Exactly. I didn't have 10 gp on me at the time either and I really hate beggars.

 

 

 

And how hard it is to get 10gp? Specially for a level 80+ ?

[Zeltax]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ...

 

 

 

You didn't even spare him 10gp? :|

 

 

 

Took me a few rereads to get. . . . rofl.

 

 

 

For those of you who don't get it, the deal was give me 10 gp and I won't bother you. He switched it into If I never see you again I will give you 10 gp, which is impossible.

 

 

 

^^ Exactly. I didn't have 10 gp on me at the time either and I really hate beggars.

 

 

 

And how hard it is to get 10gp? Specially for a level 80+ ?

 

 

 

Could have been for something Trivial, like boat or fishing rod or w/e, and long way to bank ^^

[glokstar2727]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

i fail to see how this is funny. he just asked u for a simple 10gp and u gave it to him ...

 

 

 

You didn't even spare him 10gp? :|

 

 

 

Took me a few rereads to get. . . . rofl.

 

 

 

For those of you who don't get it, the deal was give me 10 gp and I won't bother you. He switched it into If I never see you again I will give you 10 gp, which is impossible.

 

 

 

^^ Exactly. I didn't have 10 gp on me at the time either and I really hate beggars.

 

 

 

And how hard it is to get 10gp? Specially for a level 80+ ?

 

 

 

Could have been for something Trivial, like boat or fishing rod or w/e, and long way to bank ^^

 

 

 

I was killing cows on a level 27. How far is it to the Lumbridge bank? 30 seconds? Then the guy is level 80+ so he could just go like pickpocket a man a few times(this is p2p). I mean really you're level 80+ and can't get 10gp? Something's wrong there.

[Smavey]

I was talking about awesome wii games and started talking in the clan chat about "Zak and Wiki" which (if you don't know) is the best wii game ever pretty much and you're a pirate and you solve puzzles by pointing and clicking around.

 

 

 

Me: Zak and Wiki is the best wii game ever!

 

Someone: I hate it I'm not a big fan of point and click games.

 

Someone else: You're playing runescape...

[n00bfiterpk6]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

cant spare 10gp? shame...

 

 

 

btw im n00b and i dont see alot of things that i said in here...

[Dragon_lord]

It's always nice to help other players, especially if they're new to the game and don't have much cash. But beggars are a completely different story. I hate beggars, I wouldn't even give them the time of day if they were trying to get me to give them free money so they'll stop annoying me.

 

Tbh no even if it's just 10gp he shouldn't have given it to that noob, beggars don't deserve anything.

 

 

 

And I liked how you got rid of him, should have thought of it myself haha! :lol:

[glokstar2727]

It's always nice to help other players, especially if they're new to the game and don't have much cash. But beggars are a completely different story. I hate beggars, I wouldn't even give them the time of day if they were trying to get me to give them free money so they'll stop annoying me.

 

Tbh no even if it's just 10gp he shouldn't have given it to that noob, beggars don't deserve anything.

 

 

 

And I liked how you got rid of him, should have thought of it myself haha! :lol:

 

 

 

^5s 4 juu! At least someone knows that beggars are just plain annoying

[3hitm4g3u]

It's always nice to help other players, especially if they're new to the game and don't have much cash. But beggars are a completely different story. I hate beggars, I wouldn't even give them the time of day if they were trying to get me to give them free money so they'll stop annoying me.

 

Tbh no even if it's just 10gp he shouldn't have given it to that noob, beggars don't deserve anything.

 

 

 

And I liked how you got rid of him, should have thought of it myself haha! :lol:

 

 

 

^5s 4 juu! At least someone knows that beggars are just plain annoying

 

 

 

It's not really a secret brah.

[Bouwzie]

I was on my alt and this higher level guy came up to me(like 80 something)

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have 10 gp?

 

Me: Yeah if you leave me alone.

 

N: Trade

 

M: Leave me alone and I'll give you the money.

 

N: Okay.

 

 

 

Then I never saw him again.

 

 

 

cant spare 10gp? shame...

 

 

 

btw im n00b and i dont see alot of things that i said in here...

 

 

 

How funny :roll:

[Mel_Kazul]

I'm killing a lone elf in the upper level of Lletya and this level 85 walks up to me.

 

 

 

Lv 85: Is that an elf

 

Me: Yup!

 

Lv 85: I ned to kill 33 elfs

 

 

 

The elf dies.

 

The elf respawns and the Lv 85 trys to attack it before I do, only I get to it first. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Lv 85: Is this the only elf?

 

Me: Nope

 

*I had half a mind to say yes and see how he'd react* :lol:

 

 

 

He runs off to find the other elves.

[3rkid]

I'm killing a lone elf in the upper level of Lletya and this level 85 walks up to me.

 

 

 

Lv 85: Is that an elf

 

Me: Yup!

 

Lv 85: I ned to kill 33 elfs

 

 

 

The elf dies.

 

The elf respawns and the Lv 85 trys to attack it before I do, only I get to it first. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Lv 85: Is this the only elf?

 

Me: Nope

 

*I had half a mind to say yes and see how he'd react* :lol:

 

 

 

He runs off to find the other elves.

 

 

 

I don't see where he's a noob, I see this lvl 85 asking an honest question and you lying to him.

[harbringerjm]

I'm killing a lone elf in the upper level of Lletya and this level 85 walks up to me.

 

 

 

Lv 85: Is that an elf

 

Me: Yup!

 

Lv 85: I ned to kill 33 elfs

 

 

 

The elf dies.

 

The elf respawns and the Lv 85 trys to attack it before I do, only I get to it first. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Lv 85: Is this the only elf?

 

Me: Nope

 

*I had half a mind to say yes and see how he'd react* :lol:

 

 

 

He runs off to find the other elves.

 

 

 

I don't see where he's a noob, I see this lvl 85 asking an honest question and you lying to him.

 

 

 

He didn't lie to him, he just considered it. And if he has access to Lletya, that means he has done elf quests, which means he should know what elves are (plus, the monster name has elf in it).

[sithlord_man]

Wearing full bandos even gets the noobs

 

 

 

Him: Ya i barrow plate for a sec

 

me: umm..no?

 

Me: :\

 

Him: y for a sec

 

*run off to go FM*

 

him: noob

 

 

 

Seriously people can't take 'no' for an answer.

[Kellis]

A few days ago I was at the lesser demons in the Karamja volcano (p2p) killing due mainly to boredom.

 

 

 

A few others were there with me.

 

 

 

A level 113, wearing a cooking skillcape, d legs, and wielding a godsword (didn't see which one) comes running up.

 

 

 

113:weres the bank??

 

Other person: go up and north

 

113:k

 

*113 runs off*

 

*113 comes back a minute later*

 

113:hey how u get past wall?

 

Me: Uh . . . push on it?

 

113: i can't get past wall

 

113: how u get past wall

 

Me: Haven't you done the Dragon Slayer quest? You can push past it after that.

 

113: no i havent

 

113: tell me how to get past wall

 

Me: No, go do the dragon slayer quest to get past.

 

113: fine I kill ur guys then until u tell me

 

 

 

The level 113 then proceeded to continue running up to the demons I was killing. Of course, it's not multi-combat so he couldn't do anything.

 

 

 

113: omg how I not hit them? hax

 

 

 

The 113 eventually left. I'm almost positive that he bought his account. How in the world do you get that high a level and not know about multi-combat areas? :roll:

[Kragg3802]

A Strange one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Deafhlane]

A few days ago I was at the lesser demons in the Karamja volcano (p2p) killing due mainly to boredom.

 

 

 

A few others were there with me.

 

 

 

A level 113, wearing a cooking skillcape, d legs, and wielding a godsword (didn't see which one) comes running up.

 

 

 

113:weres the bank??

 

Other person: go up and north

 

113:k

 

*113 runs off*

 

*113 comes back a minute later*

 

113:hey how u get past wall?

 

Me: Uh . . . push on it?

 

113: i can't get past wall

 

113: how u get past wall

 

Me: Haven't you done the Dragon Slayer quest? You can push past it after that.

 

113: no i havent

 

113: tell me how to get past wall

 

Me: No, go do the dragon slayer quest to get past.

 

113: fine I kill ur guys then until u tell me

 

 

 

The level 113 then proceeded to continue running up to the demons I was killing. Of course, it's not multi-combat so he couldn't do anything.

 

 

 

113: omg how I not hit them? hax

 

 

 

The 113 eventually left. I'm almost positive that he bought his account. How in the world do you get that high a level and not know about multi-combat areas? :roll:

 

haha, definately bought, because some1 of that level would be in the right mind to do dragon slayer :lol:

[Da_Latios]

A few days ago I was at the lesser demons in the Karamja volcano (p2p) killing due mainly to boredom.

 

 

 

A few others were there with me.

 

 

 

A level 113, wearing a cooking skillcape, d legs, and wielding a godsword (didn't see which one) comes running up.

 

 

 

113:weres the bank??

 

Other person: go up and north

 

113:k

 

*113 runs off*

 

*113 comes back a minute later*

 

113:hey how u get past wall?

 

Me: Uh . . . push on it?

 

113: i can't get past wall

 

113: how u get past wall

 

Me: Haven't you done the Dragon Slayer quest? You can push past it after that.

 

113: no i havent

 

113: tell me how to get past wall

 

Me: No, go do the dragon slayer quest to get past.

 

113: fine I kill ur guys then until u tell me

 

 

 

The level 113 then proceeded to continue running up to the demons I was killing. Of course, it's not multi-combat so he couldn't do anything.

 

 

 

113: omg how I not hit them? hax

 

 

 

The 113 eventually left. I'm almost positive that he bought his account. How in the world do you get that high a level and not know about multi-combat areas? :roll:

 

I had an encounter similar to this. A player with a quest point cape did not know how to note items. I thought he was just joking around, but judging by his poor grammar and excessive swearing, I deemed him to be an adolescent who had purchased his account off the true owner. Possibly, the true owner of the abused account knew said little kid in real life, and was forced to give up his password.

 

 

 

Oh pity the nerd, ye woeful folk.

[Randox]

Now my story won't knock you off your seat, but thats mostly becasue this is true to best of my memory of something that happened a week ago.

 

 

 

N='noob'(dont like the word personaly)

 

Me=me (ie. Randox)

 

Guy=Another guy there

 

 

 

N: Nice Dragon chain

 

Me: ty

 

~~~

 

Little section were I list a few ways of making money at other peoples incistance, more plesant than adding about 4 people to ignore every time I enter the SoS

 

~~~

 

N: Can I borrow your chain?

 

Guy: Hes using it

 

Me: No, I am using it right now

 

N: I only speak french (wtf?)

 

~~~

 

pause as I translate

 

~~~

 

Me: Je l'emploie (means: I am using it)

 

~~~

 

pause as noob realises my meager knowledge of French is appently greater than his own

 

~~~

 

N: Please can I borrow

 

N: For just like 5 mins

 

N:I want to impres all my friends

 

Guy: You moron can't you see hes using it right now?

 

Me: That would involve me going back to the Bank to get my chain

 

Me:Besides, your friends would realise that you just borrowed it (when he only shows it once for 5 minutes, or if they ask him to put it in a trade window which cant be done for lent items)

 

N: Pls I pay

 

Me: No

 

N: Pls

 

Me: See me being attacked? See my macaw? Stop asking you a** f*** (appears *** ****)

 

~~~

 

long pause

 

~~~

 

N: Repoted

 

Me: Really? For what?

 

Guy: Lol it starred you cant report it (thank you lord for inteligent people :thumbsup: )

 

N: For not loning your dragon chain

 

Me: Ok. And just what rule is that reported under?

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Noob never speaks to me again so I never do get to learn just what rule I broke. For the record I was at flesh crawlers testing out a macaw before using it on more substantial herb droppers like chaos druids. I kill which ever depending on if I want fire or air runes.

[999134]

A few days ago I was at the lesser demons in the Karamja volcano (p2p) killing due mainly to boredom.

 

 

 

A few others were there with me.

 

 

 

A level 113, wearing a cooking skillcape, d legs, and wielding a godsword (didn't see which one) comes running up.

 

 

 

113:weres the bank??

 

Other person: go up and north

 

113:k

 

*113 runs off*

 

*113 comes back a minute later*

 

113:hey how u get past wall?

 

Me: Uh . . . push on it?

 

113: i can't get past wall

 

113: how u get past wall

 

Me: Haven't you done the Dragon Slayer quest? You can push past it after that.

 

113: no i havent

 

113: tell me how to get past wall

 

Me: No, go do the dragon slayer quest to get past.

 

113: fine I kill ur guys then until u tell me

 

 

 

The level 113 then proceeded to continue running up to the demons I was killing. Of course, it's not multi-combat so he couldn't do anything.

 

 

 

113: omg how I not hit them? hax

 

 

 

The 113 eventually left. I'm almost positive that he bought his account. How in the world do you get that high a level and not know about multi-combat areas? :roll:

 

I had an encounter similar to this. A player with a quest point cape did not know how to note items. I thought he was just joking around, but judging by his poor grammar and excessive swearing, I deemed him to be an adolescent who had purchased his account off the true owner. Possibly, the true owner of the abused account knew said little kid in real life, and was forced to give up his password.

 

 

 

Oh pity the nerd, ye woeful folk.

 

i had someone with a firecape not knowing where to find the place to sell his tokkul :wall: :wall:

[Salad]

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'Nuff said

[Ned]

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'Nuff said

 

 

 

HAHA. I hope he was joking :pray:, that was pretty funny though : .

 

 

 

Anyway, here's a conversation I had with a level 65 passing by. I was training stun on the Zamorak mage in Varrock Castle. I was wearing full iron with mud battlestaff.

 

 

 

Noob: wht wep is that?

 

Me: Mud Battlestaff, it gives unlimited earth/water runes.

 

Noob: i thot staffs were a stick with a color on top

 

Me: this one is different I guess

 

Noob: nah its prob a glitch, u should report it

 

Me: no I'm 100% sure it's not a glitch

 

 

 

~~extremely awkward pause for 20 seconds :shock: :-s ~~

 

 

 

Noob: lawl why the full iron, u look liek a noob

 

Me: it helps for training stun efficiently

 

Noob: lawl?? melee armor gives negative mage bonus noob, ur 110 u should no tht

 

Me: :wall: :wall: :wall: I want the spell to fail so I can keep casting it

 

Noob: just use auto cast then u dont have to click as much, read the kbase

 

Me: you can't autocast stun

 

Noob: yes u can u need a staff i think tho

 

Me: :wall: :wall: :wall: This is a staff....

 

Noob: whats it called again?

 

 

 

I logged out. Had to eat dinner anyway :(

 

 

 

Sure he could have not known about the fact that you can't cast 2 successful stuns in a row, but the other stuff isn't very excusable :roll:

[Dragon_lord]

I was trying to sell a rune scimmy I got as a drop, I couldn't spare the bank space for it.

 

 

 

I get a buyer, I put up the scimmy and he puts up a Combat Hood 0 and 12k cash. The whole point I'm selling this is because I have no bank space, so I decline and tell him I only want money for it.

 

 

 

The genius sent me another trade offer, only this time he put up the 12k before the Combat Hood. #-o