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(This was also in Draynor Village. same area as above screenie)

 

^"Selling gold armor" hilarious! I posted this one, because you can't make ARMOR (or weapons) out of gold. What a scammer. (whoops. I didn't even think about reporting him...too late now!)

 

 

 

he wasn't scamming... there is gold armor it's call guilded or something like that

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(This was also in Draynor Village. same area as above screenie)

 

^"Selling gold armor" hilarious! I posted this one, because you can't make ARMOR (or weapons) out of gold. What a scammer. (whoops. I didn't even think about reporting him...too late now!)

 

 

 

Umm.. he might have been selling a gold trimmed armour (and as the people before me said, if you were a member, though I doubt because of your level and lack of experience, it could have been guilded/gilded), he wasn't being a scammer, and if you would have reported him you may have given yourself the chance of being in trouble, your not supposed to abuse the system, and you obviously haven't quite comprehended what item scamming is, you should have traded to see what he was trading.

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Walking along and this level 5 comes up to me and says, before I tell you, if you are drinking or eating, please get rid of it cause its quite funny! Here it is, he said:

 

"Did u no tht burying bones gets ur prayer up!"

 

And I even added his spelling just for the fun of it.

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heres a sort of funny convorstion...

 

 

 

person: wht that?

 

Me: whats what?

 

person: tht thin?

 

me: the thin?

 

person: thing

 

me: what thing?

 

person: the blue thing.

 

me: i have lots of blue on me.

 

(128 lines of text ommited.)

 

person: i buy blue thing

 

me: please stop bugging me.

 

person: no rly.

 

me:ok... what blue thing?

 

person:i buy

 

me: Arrrgh!

 

me: stop it!

 

person: i reported u fo itm scam

 

 

 

i found this last line very amusing, and wasted 20 minutes of good play time laughing.

 

person was very distracting. :shame: :-X

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Yesterday, while standing against varry castle wall, my friend was there and I didnt notice. So a noob asks for free stuff. We play along...friend will be called team

 

 

 

Noob: Cyp ur rich rite?

 

me: yeah kinda

 

noob:then that means you have to give

 

me:give what?

 

team:yeah, im rich too! give what?

 

noob:you too team! Gimme!

 

Me: Why should I?

 

Noob:cause I kill you

 

me: yeah

 

team:go away or ill turn you into an egg.

 

Noob:you cant do that!

 

team: watch ill turn cyp into an egg

 

Me:wat? nooo *I use my easter ring*

 

Noob: Z0mg!!! run!!!!

 

 

 

I think the noob pee'd his pants :ohnoes:

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Just happened less than 8 minutes ago.

 

 

 

I start to chop an oak. (was in process of going to bank in Draynor to retrieve 30gp to go to Karamja). I was chopping an oak to get logs, so I could cook whatever I caught on Karamja.

 

 

 

When this Level-3 guy who was already at the location chopping the oak, says "Noob".

 

I did nothing to provoke him.

 

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I didn't report him, because I didn't feel that it was an appropriate 'situation' to report. After all..he only said one word ("Noob"). After that, I stopped chopping, continued walking to bank in Draynor, retrieved 30gp, and went to Karamja Island to start harpooning tuna (3 minutes before the incident, I was cooking fish, and levelled up to Cooking Lvl30.)

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just happened a couple of minutes ago in alkharid. i was smelting mith and i overheard a level 36 ask what a knife is for.

 

 

 

level 36: what's a knife for?

 

level 3: for fighting people

 

level 36: oh cool tnx!

 

me: a knife u said?

 

me: u use it for fletching

 

level 36: no ur a liar!

 

 

 

 

 

that's what i get for being nice :wall:

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just happened a couple of minutes ago in alkharid. i was smelting mith and i overheard a level 36 ask what a knife is for.

 

 

 

level 36: what's a knife for?

 

level 3: for fighting people

 

level 36: oh cool tnx!

 

me: a knife u said?

 

me: u use it for fletching

 

level 36: no ur a liar!

 

 

 

 

 

that's what i get for being nice :wall:

 

 

 

wait. Y would a Lvl36 trust something that a Lvl3 says!?

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I was at cave horrors doing my slayer assignment and minding my own business. There was a level 102 there as well, as soon as i arrive there, he calls me a noob and starts saying the most random things. After a while, he ran to the other side. Whenever we ended up running for the same cave horror, he would call me a noob. Here's part of the conversation:

 

 

 

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Just happened less than 8 minutes ago.

 

 

 

I start to chop an oak. (was in process of going to bank in Draynor to retrieve 30gp to go to Karamja). I was chopping an oak to get logs, so I could cook whatever I caught on Karamja.

 

 

 

When this Level-3 guy who was already at the location chopping the oak, says "Noob".

 

I did nothing to provoke him.

 

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I didn't report him, because I didn't feel that it was an appropriate 'situation' to report. After all..he only said one word ("Noob"). After that, I stopped chopping, continued walking to bank in Draynor, retrieved 30gp, and went to Karamja Island to start harpooning tuna (3 minutes before the incident, I was cooking fish, and levelled up to Cooking Lvl30.)

 

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guess it's a good thing you didn't report him, you should really read the rules. ::'

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lmao, what in the world is a "nub chub". but seriously try saying nub chub out loud without laughing.

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lmao, what in the world is a "nub chub". but seriously try saying nub chub out loud without laughing.

 

 

 

I cant say it without laughin! :lol:

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lmao, what in the world is a "nub chub". but seriously try saying nub chub out loud without laughing.

 

 

 

I cant say it without laughin! :lol:

 

i can say it without laughing ... or are you being sarcastic :wink:

 

 

 

anyway, practically derived from member worlds, using 'u' in place of the two o's in noob, never knew they used it with choob too though :?

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walking through varrock...

 

 

 

Random person:press 555 if ur a hot college girl!

 

 

 

Me:555 (just for fun, i'm a guy)

 

 

 

*Follows Me*

 

 

 

Him:hey! ur not a college girl! But u'll do.

 

 

 

*i take my armor off*

 

 

 

Him:jkjkjkjkjkbye!

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I seriously cant say nub chub and not laugh!! :lol:

 

 

 

This happened yesterday near guards in east varry.NoobS is a scammer, noob is just a noob.

 

 

 

NoobS: if you die here, you can come back as a lvl 100 zombie

 

Noob: really??

 

NoobS: Yes

 

Noob:Cool!!!

 

*noob goes on killing a guard til he almost dies*

 

NoobS: almost there!

 

Me: Lol he just wants you to die to get ur iron

 

NoobS: no I dont.

 

Noob: yeah Ill prove it watch

 

*noob dies and NoobS starts taking the stuff*

 

Noob:(pms me) Wtf im not a zombie!

 

Me: (pm's back)I Told you!!!

 

 

 

:wall:

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just happened a couple of minutes ago in alkharid. i was smelting mith and i overheard a level 36 ask what a knife is for.

 

 

 

level 36: what's a knife for?

 

level 3: for fighting people

 

level 36: oh cool tnx!

 

me: a knife u said?

 

me: u use it for fletching

 

level 36: no ur a liar!

 

 

 

 

 

that's what i get for being nice :wall:

 

 

 

wait. Y would a Lvl36 trust something that a Lvl3 says!?

 

 

 

my point exactly. im a high level and he calls me liar.

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This happened to my friend on wednesday while he was at my house.

 

Noob: Ure a noob stop taking the men im killing(my friend was on his pure file and a good 20 lvls higher than the noob)

 

Him:Orly?

 

Noob:Yeah!

 

Him:Ure the noob

 

Noob:Reported for offensive language!

 

(at this point my friend and i r laughing so hard, knowing hes probly going to get at least a temporary ban)

 

He walks away but adds the noob

 

Him(on pchat): N00b

 

Noob:Reported for saying the word noob in another form!

 

Him:Newb

 

Noob:Reported again

 

At this point im asking to talk to the noob, so i do.

 

Me:I have read the rules and i have asked mods if saying noob is reportable

 

Me:and they say its not.

 

Noob to my friend:Who is bladeswin(its my own rs name, i grant myself permission to say it)

 

Friend:Hes a mod(im not and i got mad at him when he said this)

 

Noob:Ure a liear! Reported for scamming!

 

this is running long so ill finish it.

 

My friend calls him a noob and everytime he gets reported and every time my friend tells him to stop, or else he'll get banned for misuse of customer support.

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This happened to my friend on wednesday while he was at my house.

 

Noob: Ure a noob stop taking the men im killing(my friend was on his pure file and a good 20 lvls higher than the noob)

 

Him:Orly?

 

Noob:Yeah!

 

Him:Ure the noob

 

Noob:Reported for offensive language!

 

(at this point my friend and i r laughing so hard, knowing hes probly going to get at least a temporary ban)

 

He walks away but adds the noob

 

Him(on pchat): N00b

 

Noob:Reported for saying the word noob in another form!

 

Him:Newb

 

Noob:Reported again

 

At this point im asking to talk to the noob, so i do.

 

Me:I have read the rules and i have asked mods if saying noob is reportable

 

Me:and they say its not.

 

Noob to my friend:Who is bladeswin(its my own rs name, i grant myself permission to say it)

 

Friend:Hes a mod(im not and i got mad at him when he said this)

 

Noob:Ure a liear! Reported for scamming!

 

this is running long so ill finish it.

 

My friend calls him a noob and everytime he gets reported and every time my friend tells him to stop, or else he'll get banned for misuse of customer support.

 

 

 

You and your friend could have easily reported him multiple times for Rule 10: Misuse of Customer Support. :D

 

 

 

By the way, Rule 10 is my favorite rule :D

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last year of november...

 

Setting: CW

 

 

 

-during the stampede of players getting items from the chest..

 

Noob: hey! anyone?anyone?!?! (goes on saying this for a while)

 

 

 

Other players: what noob???

 

 

 

Noob:i dont get it!

 

 

 

Other players: dont get what?!?

 

 

 

Noob:whos this girl sara every1 is talking about here????

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Neither was I, but I still know what was meant. Sara is (as we should all know by now) short for Saradomin. The "noob" assumed the people referring to Saradomin were talking about an actual girl named "Sara".

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Note: I have a rune pick and the noob has a bronze 1

 

Me: *mindin my own business mining*

 

Noob: Hey nooob these 3 rocks r mine!

 

Me: try to make me stop then

 

Noob: Reported!

 

Me: report away i didnt do nuttin

 

Noob: reported x20!

 

Noob: stop! stop! stop!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: oh shut up!

 

Noob: Your stealing all the rock! reported! Item scammer!

 

 

 

Why do Noobs think that reporting people is the answer to everything!

 

It gets me so frustrated! :wall:

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