January 10, 200620 yr example: when your mom is cooking shrimp and you call her a noob. try to make it funny. another example is when you go to laser tag and say should i go to the zamorak or guthix portal. have fun! :D
January 10, 200620 yr Tons of these have been posted..... My favorite, however, is (although not created by me, not sure who to give credit though): When you chop down a tree and get confused when it doesn't respawn in about 10 seconds. Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide]
January 10, 200620 yr ok i think i have a good one. you pickpocket a gaurd and when he tries to arrest you you tell him he is just supposed to stun you for 3 seconds Click here for my PK training blogClick here for a FREE registry cleaner, it did me a world of good.
January 10, 200620 yr when someone comes at you with a steel dagger and you say " hah you cant even equip that yet"
January 10, 200620 yr you kill someone and you say "ok now respawn so you will be at full health" Click here for my PK training blogClick here for a FREE registry cleaner, it did me a world of good.
January 10, 200620 yr When you stab someone with a bronze longsword and say that should've barely hurt. 99 Crafting Blog
January 10, 200620 yr When you dream about Runescape. Need assistance in any of these skills? PM me in game, my private chat is always ON
January 10, 200620 yr When you dream about Runescape. All it takes is one long day of playtime for that to happen, my friend :wink: Ok, I think I have one: You go to some kid's birthday party and you steal all of the party hats and wonder why nobody will buy them for millions of dollars.
January 10, 200620 yr When you hand the teller a "Bank note", and get mad because he won't accept it. Or when you're getting beaten up in the locker room and protect from melee just isn't working. Maybe I need to recharge? Stunning signature created by the one and only My Boggy. Just like Columbus he gets murderous on purpose
January 10, 200620 yr About a year ago, I collected some small stones and drew on them with a marker. I'm a runecrafter IRL...HAH! I'm just afraid to use them cause it took me a while to draw out the fire just right. Also, I'm currently trying to figure out the combination of runes with laws so I can tele to Disneyland. Once I've figured it out I'll let you guys know k?
January 10, 200620 yr You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!" I wish I had thought of that one... it was really, really funny :lol:
January 10, 200620 yr when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right Sorry for the off-topicness, but is that the god for Pastafarians? I've heard so much about these cultists/teenagers/people
January 10, 200620 yr You kill someone in the woods. When the police arrive you respond "you noobs he was in wildy".
January 10, 200620 yr Me and my friends made up a bunch a these(I forgot alot of them though): When you try to eat a shark in one bite When you think burying bones takes 3 seconds. When you go killing stuff for runes. When you think you can cast spells with stones that have pictures on them Visit ODC
January 10, 200620 yr When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe. When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron. When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks. When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it." When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre. When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard. When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged. When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara.
January 10, 200620 yr When you dream about Runescape. All it takes is one long day of playtime for that to happen, my friend :wink: Ok, I think I have one: You go to some kid's birthday party and you steal all of the party hats and wonder why nobody will buy them for millions of dollars. Neggative :P I usually only play 1 hour a day and there was a time i had like an rs dream a night :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: (I thought about it in my spare time wayyyy too much :oops: :oops: :oops: )
January 10, 200620 yr When you try to bake a cake in 2 seconds When you mine a rock and think it'll respawn in a minute. When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? ) Visit ODC
January 10, 200620 yr when you start looking for a leprechaun in yor vegetable garden when you wonder why your fish and chips dont cook in a second when you wonder why you dont get any money when u pickpocet random people down the street. when you some shark but it dosnt heal your brocken leg
January 10, 200620 yr When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? ) Dont want to be a buzz kill, but the coal is to "heat up the rock" to make it purer Anyway Youve been playing runescape too long when you try to fit 28 plate armors into your backpack
January 10, 200620 yr you try to goad your cat into fighting rats you try toe spear a shark with your hands you cook rat meat thinking its just as good as any other kind you jump into a volcano looking for a lava cape you start imitating mimes
January 10, 200620 yr when you wonder how people got sucha high strengh level to knock you out in one shot with there fists, and wonder why they didn't say p00ned u n33b. A Draconic Guide V1.4, Fimer - Multi-Timer Farming Timer V3.Dragon Boots: 39|Abyssal Whips: 16|Dark Bows: 1|
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