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New quests? GWD rework? Daily challenges? Sounds interesting. Squid cape? Seaweed hair? New title that mostly everyone is going to have? Not as interesting. I hope they give us the full September BTS on Saturday. They usually don't, but I do remember a recent occasion where they released the BTS on a weekend.

Hackers gonna get whacked by the JAG. HOLY SHIT THAT DRAW DISTANCE IS BEAUTIFUL!! I always wanted to see more of the game at once. I always felt Runescape's camera was too zoomed in. But that screenshot just blew away my expectations!!

If these free runecoins end up expiring before the carabet outfit goes on sale, I'm gonna be pistoffe. But if they ever make the weapon-skins recolorable, I'll probably get the flame whip or flame-berge (see what I did there?) if I can get a purple version.

Paying for banks pace is kinda pushing it. Thankfully, we can buy it through loyalty points soon, if things go according to plan. Hunter D&D is okay. Not super-fun, but definitely more tolerable than training hunter normally. A few dozen K xp per day for ~30 minutes of work is fine by me. The new song is pretty good, and the plutonic chinchompa makes the most adorable noises while it sleeps. "X hours until daily Steal of Fortune spins" message should f**k off. Permanently.

Jagex needs to make more radical changes akin to the Evolution of Combat. If they stay afraid of people who dislike change, we'll never see Runescape improve very much. Even minuscule updates cause huge backlashes on the forums. Vocal minority or not, bigger changes (even if they are 100% for the better, such as the EoC) always create a lot of dispute. Jagex just needs to ignore these nay-sayers and just focus on improving the game (and SoF, SGS, microtransaction bullshit too, of course). If totally reworking how Runecrafting works would improve the game, I'm all for it.

Actually, last I checked, Bandos = Barrows in EoC beta. It just doesn't degrade. But degrading is definitely not worth worrying about. Especially with Barrows armor because the repair cost is so tiny

All you have to do type your ADVERTISEMENT (preferably a link to a SKETCHY WEBSITE) into your NEW USERNAME REQUEST, and as long as you stay within 12 CHARACTERS and has NO PERIODS OR FORWARD SLASHES WHATSOEVER (WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE) you should be FINE. Then you have to PAY 30 BUCKS to redeem your ACHIEVEMENT BANNER. Now all you have to do is place it in a CROWDED AREA and watch as all the SHEEPLE follow your 0.6 SECOND 12 CHARACTER ADVERTISEMENT to the AFOREMENTIONED SKETCHY WEBSITE. WELL DONE my minions, we have successfully RUINED THE GAME! I'm sure the ad revenue of our SCHLOCK WEBPAGE will more than make up for the 30 BUCKS we had to spend for EVERY ADVERTISER ACCOUNT WE USED.

No stranger when they dropped a court summons with my character's name on it. They were meant to deliver it to you personally, until you killed them. You monster.

PLEASE don't be more microtransation horeshit.

Who else is having this issue? Is this widespread thing? How many human sacrifices will it take to get Runescape back up and running?

...So I can wear two gloves now, technically? No, you just hold them by the fingers and slap people with them, like an esteemed gentleman initiating a duel.

I wonder how incredible Dharok's will be with momentum...

Dammit, Jagex! It's NOT a secret weapon if you ANNOUNCE IT ON THE HOMEPAGE! The element of SURPRISE is what WINS WARS. Jagex would make TERRIBLE warlords.

So badass.

If this turns out to be legit... BOOM! CALLED IT! I predicted that it would: -teleport randomly -require ring of visiblity -give 3 points

The wall is struck with a rainbow-colored dragon dildo! Critical hit! 92 hp.

I'm just realizing that when I'm reading in games, or a book, etc. I don't really associate a character's dialogue with a voice. However, when I read manga, I do. Huh. Also, adding voice acting to an extensive list of old quests kinda excludes all the veteran players that did (all of) them already. Unless, perhaps, just maybe, Jagex allows us to "replay" quests in the future.

Even without the bots, it's still a pretty crappy task. Not worth wasting a skip on in my opinion, as the babies can be killed very quickly. However, they are rather spread out. Another bad task released = another stealth nerf to slayer xp rates.

3 point super-hard ninja penguin, please. Pretty excited for the quest. I wonder if there will be any voiceacting.

Seeing as this is a teaser picture, they obviously added fake players to make it look like a more convincing in game shot. I guess they decided it looks better this way than it would completely devoid of players.

Every 1m xp you gain past level 99 gets you a congratulatory cupcake.

Wasn't sure where else to post this. PLEASE tell me these are replacing xp lamps.

All staves are 2h, that's why they brought in wand equivalents of most major staves I know, but I hear rumors that the doomcore staff is 1 handed. It's a rare drop from nechryael, so it could be true. And there aren't wands in Dungeoneering, are there? I got a doomcore staff in my first beta dungeon. It was 2 handed...

1. Color coordination is overrated. Keep that in mind. 2. Get rid of the book and pickaxe. They look awkward. Don't feel pressured to fill every slot. Weapons/shields can make a good outfit turn shit. 3. Be careful of your choice of boots. Generic colored boots look like goofy socks and you end up looking like a clown. Infinity boots are much better, but they're too colorful for that outfit. 4. Stay away from skillcapes. You'll be too tempted to color coordinate and end up as a purple blob that's apparently an incredible chef or something like that. See #1

Awesome video!!