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Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me.

 

And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt.

 

 

 

 

 

Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know.

 

 

 

Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair).

 

Well, It was french class, and the teacher didn't like me much. and she was being a [bleep]. So I flipped her off. She liked throwing dictionarries at me quite a bit. She did it at least once a week. I loved that class. But, she threw seven dictionaries at me, because I flipped her off. But she gave me an oreo after. so it was all good.

 

 

 

No its not [bleep] all good!

 

 

 

She should not be a [bleep] teacher if she is [bleep] throwing dictionaries at students.

 

lol. All the teachers were pretty terrible. earlier this year one of them got fired for showing porn to his class. one of my teachers did that too, but he has seniority in the school, so they didn't do anything about it.

 

My french teacher also kicked my friend in the shin. then she had a breakdown, and had to leave for 3 months or so. My class was actually the good french class. My friend was in the other class, and started a fire on one of the desks.

 

 

 

NOTHING makes it acceptable for a teacher to strike a student, or show porn to their class.

 

 

 

I don't [bleep]ing care if that teacher had seniority or not, he was showing porn to [bleep]ing minors, he ought to be [bleep]ing fired. And how the [bleep] does that French teacher still have her job? Your school is [bleep]ed up.

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Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me.

 

And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt.

 

 

 

 

 

Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know.

 

 

 

Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair).

 

Well, It was french class, and the teacher didn't like me much. and she was being a [bleep]. So I flipped her off. She liked throwing dictionarries at me quite a bit. She did it at least once a week. I loved that class. But, she threw seven dictionaries at me, because I flipped her off. But she gave me an oreo after. so it was all good.

 

 

 

No its not [bleep] all good!

 

 

 

She should not be a [bleep] teacher if she is [bleep] throwing dictionaries at students.

 

But the oreos....

 

 

 

But yeah, she shouldn't be allowed to teach if she really does throw dictionaries at you.

 

Dictionaries dont hurt though. except to the face. most of the time they'd just hit the desk and fall on the floor, or ricochet towards someone else. I only got hit by them four or five times. There's a shortage of teachers where I live, half the teachers in my school don't have degrees. So they don't like to fire people unless they do something really really bad. I also never bothered to tell on her for throwing dictionaries.

 

NOTHING makes it acceptable for a teacher to strike a student, or show porn to their class.

 

 

 

I don't [bleep] care if that teacher had seniority or not, he was showing porn to [bleep] minors, he ought to be [bleep] fired. And how the [bleep] does that French teacher still have her job? Your school is [bleep] up.

 

She does, but she's calm now. The kids in my school are absolutely terrible also. They instigate most of the violence that happens. A couple kids I know have thrown chairs at the teachers before. My school is really [bleep]ed up now that I think about it.

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Mine ain't. Your belief is wrong.

 

Is yours male? I find male French teachers to be okay, female French teachers to be [wagons].

 

Like mine. Before I dropped out.

 

I posted this in some other thread:

 

Though my French teacher (Before I switched out) had some issues. She made four kids cry in the few months I was there. There were five Asian kids in my class (Only two are there now :P ), and all of us were quiet. Since she focuses a ton on participation and speaking (Which I understand), she got annoyed by this, and said something along the lines of "WHAT THE MATTER WITH YOU. DO YOU NOT SPEAK IN CHINA. IS THAT WHY YOU ASIAN SO QUIET. OH I KNOW. IF YOUR EYES ARE SMALL YOU DON'T SPEAK."

 

...Then someone so nicely says "Um, he's [referring to me] Taiwanese, not Chinese..."

 

"SAME THING. I DON'T CARE."

 

Yeah. If I cared more, I might have went nuts. But nah, I didn't care much. I kept quiet. Oh the irony.

 

But then someone rats her out to the principal, she gets pissed. She then lectures us on racism and political correctness, and says "I was born in the Congo, I CAN'T be racist. I'm European, I CAN'T be racist. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU SO SUCK IT UP."

 

Huh. I guess that's actually the worst thing I've been caught for. Not talking. :wall:

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Hrm I haven't really been caught doing anything that has gotten me into trouble, but there are many many times when teachers walk past at wrong times.

 

 

 

eg. I asked a friend to whip me with her Strings (edible food that's really long and thin and made out of stuff that jelly babies are made out of) and a teacher walked past and went :shock: and advised for me to go to the counsellor.

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Talking about dictionaries reminded me of more highschool follies:

 

 

 

1- My teacher tells us to take out an exam and correct our papers, because she is tired of correcting our idiotic mistakes, so I ask my friend across the room to get me a dictionary, and he just takes one from the shelf and hurls it at me. So many people shat their pants, and it landed four desks in front of me so he says "sorry, man", takes another one out and tries again which was when the teacher stopped him.

 

 

 

2- My old history teacher was clinically blind, and students used to mess with her so hard. I usually just kept to myself during that class and played pokemon or tony hawk on my GBA, but one day my friend asked me to help him with something. So I pick up a side of his desk when he tells me he's going to chuck it out the window. I remember being shocked at the idea, but when I checked that the teacher didn't even notice we had stood up and picked up my friends desk I was all for the plan. We both sat right next to the windows, so he had already tore up the mosquito netting. I remember we had wedged it in the window, and all the students were shocked/laughing hysterically and the teacher didn't even do anything. That's also when my friend on the 3rd floor stuck his head out to talk to us (2nd floor) and noticed 2 desk legs sticking out the window. Even three of us couldn't push it out, so we just left class with a desk in the window.

 

 

 

3- I'm pretty sure I've already mentioned this, but one day we all got together and hurled snowballs into the school from outside. Our friends who were holding the doors open were covered in snow by the time we decided to scram.

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Mine ain't. Your belief is wrong.

 

Is yours male? I find male French teachers to be okay, female French teachers to be [wagons].

 

Like mine. Before I dropped out.

 

 

 

Nope, female.

 

 

 

Well, the one I get for the second half a double French does move around alot, (and I had her in 3rd-5th year), but she's not crazy.

 

 

 

Seriously, I'd say that the only male French teacher I had was more crazy, not in a negative way (pretty much was able to do nothing for half of French if someone asked him about a war, or the time he killed a crocodile, or may it was an alligator.).

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Drow, there's really only one thing that comes to mind when I hear that. You like this teacher, don't you? There's 2 reasons that that could be; either she's drop dead gorgeous, or she's actually very very nice. Which is it? :D

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Talking about dictionaries reminded me of more highschool follies:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2- My old history teacher was clinically blind, and students used to mess with her so hard. I usually just kept to myself during that class and played pokemon or tony hawk on my GBA, but one day my friend asked me to help him with something. So I pick up a side of his desk when he tells me he's going to chuck it out the window. I remember being shocked at the idea, but when I checked that the teacher didn't even notice we had stood up and picked up my friends desk I was all for the plan. We both sat right next to the windows, so he had already tore up the mosquito netting. I remember we had wedged it in the window, and all the students were shocked/laughing hysterically and the teacher didn't even do anything. That's also when my friend on the 3rd floor stuck his head out to talk to us (2nd floor) and noticed 2 desk legs sticking out the window. Even three of us couldn't push it out, so we just left class with a desk in the window.

 

 

 

 

So...you basically got a sudden urge to throw a desk out the window? Haha, must have looked funny from below. Crazy tipiters and their shananiginns.

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So...you basically got a sudden urge to throw a desk out the window? Haha, must have looked funny from below. Crazy tipiters and their shananiginns.

 

It was more of a competition. My friend who had history the period before us had hurled a garbage can then a chair outside, so we decided to top him.

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So...you basically got a sudden urge to throw a desk out the window? Haha, must have looked funny from below. Crazy tipiters and their shananiginns.

 

It was more of a competition. My friend who had history the period before us had hurled a garbage can then a chair outside, so we decided to top him.

 

 

 

Nice. I can't belive none of your class said anything :lol:

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Drow, there's really only one thing that comes to mind when I hear that. You like this teacher, don't you? There's 2 reasons that that could be; either she's drop dead gorgeous, or she's actually very very nice. Which is it? :D

 

She was unbelievably nice to me, and gave me 80's when I didn't do any work.

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Drow, there's really only one thing that comes to mind when I hear that. You like this teacher, don't you? There's 2 reasons that that could be; either she's drop dead gorgeous, or she's actually very very nice. Which is it? :D

 

She was unbelievably nice to me, and gave me 80's when I didn't do any work.

 

 

 

To be honest, I didn't even know teachers could get a job at a Public school if they we're blind (is this a public school)?

 

 

 

Oh well. Free 80's and throwing [cabbage] out of windows. Sounds good to me.

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Drow, there's really only one thing that comes to mind when I hear that. You like this teacher, don't you? There's 2 reasons that that could be; either she's drop dead gorgeous, or she's actually very very nice. Which is it? :D

 

She was unbelievably nice to me, and gave me 80's when I didn't do any work.

 

 

 

To be honest, I didn't even know teachers could get a job at a Public school if they we're blind (is this a public school)?

 

 

 

Oh well. Free 80's and throwing [cabbage] out of windows. Sounds good to me.

 

There was a teacher who taught for 10-11 years who couldn't read or write.

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Drow, there's really only one thing that comes to mind when I hear that. You like this teacher, don't you? There's 2 reasons that that could be; either she's drop dead gorgeous, or she's actually very very nice. Which is it? :D

 

She was unbelievably nice to me, and gave me 80's when I didn't do any work.

 

 

 

To be honest, I didn't even know teachers could get a job at a Public school if they we're blind (is this a public school)?

 

 

 

Oh well. Free 80's and throwing [cabbage] out of windows. Sounds good to me.

 

I think you've confuzzled two people together. And to explain, she wasn't blind when they hired her apparently.

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Made 2 teachers just lose it with me.

 

Did the opposite of what they told me to do... for a whole year.

 

1. Because she was a [bleep].

 

2. Because he got PO'ed really easy :lol:

 

 

 

I failed both classes so badly, even tho I PASSED ON BOTH TESTS (P.E. was 50 sit ups to pass, I did 50, and yet I failed?).

 

And Science, the final test was easy, yet I failed?

 

 

 

Corrupt teachers :l

 

 

 

And I stabbed a kid in the neck with a pencil with all my anger (bottled up...), broke the Led I think into his neck.

 

He had to go to hospital/doctors or some[cabbage]. I didn't get in trouble for that (he was to scared). Now I feel though :D

 

 

 

Anyway I usually only do little stuff. I normally be a try hard and work :geek:

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That's just overestimating yourself.

 

 

 

My PE teacher didn't give a damn,though.I did 50 sit ups in one minute,my friend said 75,and she took it.I was hiding a smile when she praised me.

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That's just overestimating yourself.

 

 

 

My PE teacher didn't give a damn,though.I did 50 sit ups in one minute,my friend said 75,and she took it.I was hiding a smile when she praised me.

 

 

 

Yeah and I did a 43cm seat and reach. \'

 

My classmate pushed the backboard a little bit back and I bent my arms a little, so I can do like 10cm more than normal.

 

Got gold in NAFA that year lol. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

Umm worst thing I did was,

 

There is this public caning in school and when the Discipline master hit him with the cane, i shouted "oooooooooo!!!".

 

Who knew no one else made any noise :wall:

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Nowdays, pretty much anything can offend anyone.

 

... Are you saying I cant take a joke?! :evil:

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not technically at school, at band camp rather.

 

 

 

Our band isn't full of nerdy kids like most schools, we have lots of athletes and cool kids; not all bands are nerdy is the message i'm trying to get across...

 

 

 

 

 

anyway, we were coming back from a drill practice and we walked into one of the rooms to play xbox 360 and we see a girl in my band giving head to one of the guys in our band :XD: . those next 4 days were so awkward.

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anyway, we were coming back from a drill practice and we walked into one of the rooms to play xbox 360 and we see a girl in my band giving head to one of the guys in our band :XD: . those next 4 days were so awkward.

 

I'm guessing she played trombone?

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