deathdrow Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 this boy on the bus was being cheeky, when we got off at school i pushed him against the bus and he had a worried look on his face like i was gonna hurt him, i turn round, bloody headmaster there couldn't believe it Pwn'd. Meh, I was typing random crap during computer class, then the damn teacher walked behind me. My lame attempt at Ctrl+A'ing it failed miserably... Blugh ctrl+A'ing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 this boy on the bus was being cheeky, when we got off at school i pushed him against the bus and he had a worried look on his face like i was gonna hurt him, i turn round, bloody headmaster there couldn't believe it Pwn'd. Meh, I was typing random crap during computer class, then the damn teacher walked behind me. My lame attempt at Ctrl+A'ing it failed miserably... Blugh ctrl+A'ing? Try it. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 this boy on the bus was being cheeky, when we got off at school i pushed him against the bus and he had a worried look on his face like i was gonna hurt him, i turn round, bloody headmaster there couldn't believe it Pwn'd. Meh, I was typing random crap during computer class, then the damn teacher walked behind me. My lame attempt at Ctrl+A'ing it failed miserably... Blugh ctrl+A'ing? Try it. highlights everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Ctrl+A + Delete = blank page. If it's editable that is. I'm guessing that's what he wanted to do. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Ctrl+A + Delete = blank page. If it's editable that is. I'm guessing that's what he wanted to do. I wonder what he was typing though, maybe it was something really kinky in an e-mail or something? :lol: I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Ctrl+A + Delete = blank page. If it's editable that is. I'm guessing that's what he wanted to do. Yet there's still the undo button for the teacher :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Ctrl+A + Delete = blank page. If it's editable that is. I'm guessing that's what he wanted to do. Yet there's still the undo button for the teacher :roll: Your acting like teachers are smart enough to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 He was in computer class =/ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmanpur3 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 He was in computer class =/ My computer teacher's would've had no clue how to get it back...nor would they have even tried. May the presents of our lord and savior, Santa, be with you this holiday season!First annual Clausmas - 2009 December 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I never got caught doing anything at school that ever got me in trouble, the few times i did - I was related to the principal so I got off of the hook with out even asking generally. It's not like i was a wildass anyways, worst thing I ever did was leave campus for subway in highschool - Daily . It was to visit some red-head, wasn't it ;) :lol: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db300 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 A couple of weeks ago in my math class, this guy sitting two seats in front of me stuck his pencil into the corkboard next to his desk and went to get a drink or something before class started. So I walked over, grabbed his pencil, and kept it. It was a nice pencil, one of those Ticonderoga pencils, and actually had an eraser. After noticing it was missing, he started asking people if they had seens it. Nobody had. So he started accusing his friends sitting nearby of pranking him or something, but they of course had no idea what he was going on about. He kept that up for a week or so, making jokes about them stealing pencils. I didn't get caught, and it might not seem too interesting, but it was funny as it was unfolding. I wish he would do it again, I need a new pencil.... Ha I do this about every day to someone. For some reason nobody thinks it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I tend to hold the facade of innocence long enough for them to believe it before returning pen in question. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosFlames Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Probably the worst thing I was caught doing at school was chewing gum. At my school chewing gum means dention. :roll: My teacher asked me. "Are you chewing gum?" I said: "What if I said yes...?" He said: "Then I would have to give you a dention..." Me slightly worried answered with: "Then no i'am not chewing gum." "Please spit out the gum..." with a not so friendly look. "Yes sir." Didnt get a dention but a good laugh. :D Almost EXACTLY how it went when i got caught texting in drivers ed. I was caught again twice after that (i had just gotten a new phone so i was trying to get used to typing on it) Most recent one went a little like- Teacher-"AJ, are you TEXTING??" Me-"Uhh. No?" Teacher-"Are you, yes or no?" Me-"..Maybe" Teacher-"Oh for God's sake I CAN EVEN SEE IT ON YOUR LAP" :wall: :wall: :wall: Epic fail on my part. Class died laughing though. :-# [94/99 Ranged][87/99 HP][80/85 Def][70/70 Pray] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin113 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 My mate got expelled for two things: First some guy "stole" his GF so he poured petrol on his locker and burnt it. And strangely, even though he didn't get expelled for arson, he did get expelled for streaking on a school camping trip - I'm pretty sure it was just the final straw. Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 He was in computer class =/ Which strengthens his point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPandy Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 In my English class, my mate sits to my right, with his back to me. In the middle of the 2 minute silence, I turned to him, and punched him really hard in the back. Everyone heard the massive thump, and the teacher turned to me, walked over, and wrote both of our names down, really pressing the pen down, like teachers do when they're angry. Afterwards she said we'd both get our parents called in and 'further action would be taken'. They never got called in. So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth, These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf, Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in, Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything, Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel, Tear up the book and write your own damn rules, Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got, And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut, And realise that the other world that you're always looking for, Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door, And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas, After all, you were put on the earth to do this, So shine your light so bright that all can see, Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin0001 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 In my English class, my mate sits to my right, with his back to me. In the middle of the 2 minute silence, I turned to him, and punched him really hard in the back. Everyone heard the massive thump, and the teacher turned to me, walked over, and wrote both of our names down, really pressing the pen down, like teachers do when they're angry. Afterwards she said we'd both get our parents called in and 'further action would be taken'. They never got called in. What did your friend do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPandy Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 In my English class, my mate sits to my right, with his back to me. In the middle of the 2 minute silence, I turned to him, and punched him really hard in the back. Everyone heard the massive thump, and the teacher turned to me, walked over, and wrote both of our names down, really pressing the pen down, like teachers do when they're angry. Afterwards she said we'd both get our parents called in and 'further action would be taken'. They never got called in. What did your friend do? Dunno, I just punched him, he saw the funny side though. Only afterwards I realised it was stupid. So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth, These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf, Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in, Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything, Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel, Tear up the book and write your own damn rules, Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got, And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut, And realise that the other world that you're always looking for, Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door, And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas, After all, you were put on the earth to do this, So shine your light so bright that all can see, Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J35u5_M4 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I think it was when I beat the crap out of an [wagon], no teachers ever found out :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me. And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember3579 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me. And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt. Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know. Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair). You never know which rabbit hole you jump into will lead to Wonderland. - Ember3579Aku Soku Zan. - ShinsengumiYou wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me. And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt. Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know. Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair). Well, It was french class, and the teacher didn't like me much. and she was being a [bleep]. So I flipped her off. She liked throwing dictionarries at me quite a bit. She did it at least once a week. I loved that class. But, she threw seven dictionaries at me, because I flipped her off. But she gave me an oreo after. so it was all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me. And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt. Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know. Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair). Well, It was french class, and the teacher didn't like me much. and she was being a [bleep]. So I flipped her off. She liked throwing dictionarries at me quite a bit. She did it at least once a week. I loved that class. But, she threw seven dictionaries at me, because I flipped her off. But she gave me an oreo after. so it was all good. No its not [bleep]ing all good! She should not be a [bleep]ing teacher if she is [bleep]ing throwing dictionaries at students. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me. And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt. Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know. Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair). Well, It was french class, and the teacher didn't like me much. and she was being a [bleep]. So I flipped her off. She liked throwing dictionarries at me quite a bit. She did it at least once a week. I loved that class. But, she threw seven dictionaries at me, because I flipped her off. But she gave me an oreo after. so it was all good. No its not [bleep] all good! She should not be a [bleep] teacher if she is [bleep] throwing dictionaries at students. lol. All the teachers were pretty terrible. earlier this year one of them got fired for showing porn to his class. one of my teachers did that too, but he has seniority in the school, so they didn't do anything about it. My french teacher also kicked my friend in the shin. then she had a breakdown, and had to leave for 3 months or so. My class was actually the good french class. My friend was in the other class, and started a fire on one of the desks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Worst thing I've ever been caught doing at school. was writing a sentence on desks with a sharpie. I managed to write it on 150 or so desks before someone pieced together that it was me. And the worst thing a teacher has ever done to me, was throwing 7 dictionaries at me. One of them bounced off my desk, and hit me in the face. It kinda hurt. Might I ask why she was throwing dictionaries at you? The big thing that comes to mind is if you were trying to talk in 1337-speak IRL in English class, but I don't really know. Biggest thing I've been CAUGHT doing in class was probably just either cussing or playing a video game. I'm not really too much of a bad boy, despite the fact that I look like I'm about ready to whip out an AK-47 in the middle of the school most of the time (think a tall Gaara with black hair). Well, It was french class, and the teacher didn't like me much. and she was being a [bleep]. So I flipped her off. She liked throwing dictionarries at me quite a bit. She did it at least once a week. I loved that class. But, she threw seven dictionaries at me, because I flipped her off. But she gave me an oreo after. so it was all good. No its not [bleep] all good! She should not be a [bleep] teacher if she is [bleep] throwing dictionaries at students. But the oreos.... But yeah, she shouldn't be allowed to teach if she really does throw dictionaries at you. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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