Returned3 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Got caught playing with the fire exstinguisher in class. The whole room was filled with white puffy smoke and me and my friends were just laying on the floor trying to breathe. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I remember a time in 2nd grade when I got caught drawing nude girls on my tests I did. I had to see the counsilor alot after that one. :wall: :roll: :twss: [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I remember a time in 2nd grade when I got caught drawing nude girls on my tests I did. I had to see the counsilor alot after that one. :wall: :roll: :twss: LOL Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I remember a time in 2nd grade when I got caught drawing nude girls on my tests I did. I had to see the counsilor alot after that one. :wall: :roll: :twss: LOL Epic. :lol: #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewoTigra Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Out of curiosity, does every year have a slow, bad smelling pupil? My year has one called Chris Emerson, he's ugly, flabby, greasy and smells horrible. He says he takes a shower every day but no one believes him. Yes...so I did a little research and found out skin grease is highly flammable, then told him this. Now whenever he annoys me I flick matches at him Half the time they're not even lit, but it's still funny to see him jump backwards. P.S. he plays rugby, so is reasonably big. P.P.S. our science teacher for an experiment is apparently going to set her hands on fire. I asked her if she was going to use a gas or a liquid? and if liquid, would she be using ethanol for it's safe burning properties. I received many bemused looks. Some people eat food, others eat glass, I eat magnesium ^_^Anyone know where to get cheap rocket fuel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VjuliusT Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 My math teacher lowered my grade because I was kissing a girl in class, was worth it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonerohi Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I've got a rather recent one. Some friends and I had the brilliant idea of making snowballs, soaking them in flammable liquids to make them burnable ice-balls (once the liquids froze) and then using these for epic snowball fights whilst on sleds. There were four or five of us, and we were going to use teams, a driver and a thrower, mario kart style. Well, we wanted to do it right after school on a nearby hill, in order to show off to the largest crowd. So, me and the other guys each draw straws for who brings sleds and who brings lighters and many various flammable liquids (we had not the time to research the freezing points for the materials we had). I had to bring in the liquids, and guess what happens? I left my phone on in my locker (against school rules) and my friend calls me. He has a special ringtone on my phone, that uses several swears, and this thing is blasting from my locker. I get a detention for the music, inspected by the police over the liquids, and another detention for the liquids. And then none of the stuff froze so our snowballs were rather not-worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ember3579 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I've got a rather recent one. Some friends and I had the brilliant idea of making snowballs, soaking them in flammable liquids to make them burnable ice-balls (once the liquids froze) and then using these for epic snowball fights whilst on sleds. There were four or five of us, and we were going to use teams, a driver and a thrower, mario kart style. Well, we wanted to do it right after school on a nearby hill, in order to show off to the largest crowd. So, me and the other guys each draw straws for who brings sleds and who brings lighters and many various flammable liquids (we had not the time to research the freezing points for the materials we had). I had to bring in the liquids, and guess what happens? I left my phone on in my locker (against school rules) and my friend calls me. He has a special ringtone on my phone, that uses several swears, and this thing is blasting from my locker. I get a detention for the music, inspected by the police over the liquids, and another detention for the liquids. And then none of the stuff froze so our snowballs were rather not-worth it. My suggestion? Don't use snowballs next time. Watch this and this. The first one, I'm not sure of the safety, but the second's safe as long as you only touch the bottom of it. Both would be epic, the first because it's a glowing goo-like substance when thrown and they have no clue if it's radioactive or not and the second because it's a ***king fireball. Have fun! :thumbsup: You never know which rabbit hole you jump into will lead to Wonderland. - Ember3579Aku Soku Zan. - ShinsengumiYou wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I've got a rather recent one. Some friends and I had the brilliant idea of making snowballs, soaking them in flammable liquids to make them burnable ice-balls (once the liquids froze) and then using these for epic snowball fights whilst on sleds. There were four or five of us, and we were going to use teams, a driver and a thrower, mario kart style. Well, we wanted to do it right after school on a nearby hill, in order to show off to the largest crowd. So, me and the other guys each draw straws for who brings sleds and who brings lighters and many various flammable liquids (we had not the time to research the freezing points for the materials we had). I had to bring in the liquids, and guess what happens? I left my phone on in my locker (against school rules) and my friend calls me. He has a special ringtone on my phone, that uses several swears, and this thing is blasting from my locker. I get a detention for the music, inspected by the police over the liquids, and another detention for the liquids. And then none of the stuff froze so our snowballs were rather not-worth it. Reminds me of Hawaiian snowballs. It's some sort of nitrate (? I forgot.) precipitate soaked with ethanol. It burns blue green, and it's a fire that barely hurts. Ah, we had fun juggling those in chemistry class. My teacher was awesome, we also melted iron using thermite and a magnesium fuse. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 somebody mentioned powerballs, so I got some freinds who don't care if they get in trouble and started plotting. a couple of days ago, the plan was put into action. during assembly, about 20 people ran onto the balcony at the side of the building, and chucked buckets of powerballs down onto the whole school. was freaking hilarious, none of the teachers could control the chaos. everything settled down after the building was evacuated, took like an hour. 3 of the people that threw the balls got away with it. the others got last warnings. its their last year anyways, so it dosn't matter as long as they quit the stupid stunts for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 What's a powerball? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 rubber balls, the bouncy 10p ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I believe they're called superballs in America. My math teacher lowered my grade because I was kissing a girl in class, was worth it though. Hey, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 With a friend I changed the background of my physics teacher's laptop to a pornographic image. In third grade I went off an peed behind a rock at recess. Managed to BS out of it! IN THIRD GRADE! OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I filled a balloon with ketchup, and whipped it at my vice-principal cause he's a douche and suspended me multiple times without any good reason. But I didn't get caught for that. Worst thing I've probably been caught with was lighting firecrackers and throwing them at seventh graders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gman019 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Dammit, this one last week pissed me off. These two black guys were jumping and yelling at each other, not fighting because they were [kitties], but pushing and shoving. So my dumb [wagon], (in the middle of lunch) yells out "IF YOU'RE GONNA F**KING HIT HIM, DO IT!" So then they start to fight, 15 minutes goes by, and finally the administrators show up. I got 5 days of suspension, they got 2. :roll: RACIST [cabbage]. D: I also got in trouble because I stole 15 pencil sharpeners out of teachers' classrooms. Make the same mistake twice,Burst of red and green covering me.Brings the things that she loves,I should let it fold over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 OHHH! I remember the worst. I was spitting on the hood of a police car (explaining my motivation requires a long story) and apparently the dashboard camera was on and caught me (bulls*** - someone told!). I had to wash the car. OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Never really done anything bad, but at my lunch table one time there was this kid who got angry easily. Nice kid, be he over reacts sometimes. So anyway he was kinda angry because apparently during science class they did this thing where the teacher said words and you had to remember them and wright them down. So the kid got 3 right, and he said he got 4, dunno why. So my other friend goes, "no you didn't, you got 3!" so the kid just shouts "FOUR!". we're at lunch and my friend asks him what's wrong, he starts kicking him under the lunch table and kinda crying. everyone at the table laughs and we get in trouble from the principal -.- Everyone who saw it laughed (about 3 or 4 other tables) but only we got in trouble. So yeah she called us into her office 1 by 1, there were like 3 people in there when i went in. the principle asked me what happened during science class, and i say "well...he shouted four." "what?"(i was later told i almost made my friends crack up laughing) "well i dunno really i'm not in his class". So i didn't get in trouble and my parents never found out. Was really funny though :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 In sixth grade I almost got in trouble because some kid tried to jack my FMA. You do not want to touch my manga without my permission. You will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I never got caught for it, but me and my friends got together during a time when no one was in our main hallway and we took 15 bottles of dish soap and poured then all over the place. And to ensure we would be safe, we put up wet floor signs everywhere. :lol: Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I remember another one of my moments of glory: It was during my last year in highschool, in my advanced math class. I was hyper-bored, and the person assigned to sit next to me for half the semester wasn't helping. So I took out my bologna sandwich and started eating it, daydreaming. I then noticed my friend concentrating extremely hard on what the teacher was explaining, so I took out one of the slices of bologna and tossed it at him. The quiet room was disturbed by the loud *splat* as it perfectly hits AND STICKS to his cheek, halfway across the room. My friend just sat there, didn't even move, because he knew that this moment was too epic to disturb. I was so shocked that it stuck that I just sat there with my mouth open. He then tried convincing our teacher not to kick me out of class, because he knew that the only reason why I ever do things to get kicked out is because it lets me get out of school early. I have other stories which involve epic throwing, like when we were 20 students pelting snowballs inside our school as our friend held open the main doors, nobody able to stop us. I wish I don't take college so seriously, no funny memorable stories ever ensue :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I can't say I particularly did anything bad at school. When I was about 10 I got in trouble for swearing to little kids. But at Secondary school I managed to get a zip file of the program that the technicians used to watch everyone's computer screens. LOL they left it on the desktop, idiots. About three of us got it and downloaded it onto pen drives. It worked and everything, we used it to control other people's computers in the school it was hilarious. We connected it to an interactive whiteboard (the teacher hadn't turned up) and wrote things like 'You will die in 7 days' and 'we're watching you' on their screens, it's a shame we couldn't see their reactions :P Also when it got to the end of term we used the software to turn every pupil computer off XD It had a 'turn all off' button for God sake! We had to :lol: The technicians were scary, glad they never found out it was us :? I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 I can't say I particularly did anything bad at school. When I was about 10 I got in trouble for swearing to little kids. But at Secondary school I managed to get a zip file of the program that the technicians used to watch everyone's computer screens. LOL they left it on the desktop, idiots. About three of us got it and downloaded it onto pen drives. It worked and everything, we used it to control other people's computers in the school it was hilarious. We connected it to an interactive whiteboard (the teacher hadn't turned up) and wrote things like 'You will die in 7 days' and 'we're watching you' on their screens, it's a shame we couldn't see their reactions :P Also when it got to the end of term we used the software to turn every pupil computer off XD It had a 'turn all off' button for God sake! We had to :lol: The technicians were scary, glad they never found out it was us :? Out of curiosity what was that program called? Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 I can't say I particularly did anything bad at school. When I was about 10 I got in trouble for swearing to little kids. But at Secondary school I managed to get a zip file of the program that the technicians used to watch everyone's computer screens. LOL they left it on the desktop, idiots. About three of us got it and downloaded it onto pen drives. It worked and everything, we used it to control other people's computers in the school it was hilarious. We connected it to an interactive whiteboard (the teacher hadn't turned up) and wrote things like 'You will die in 7 days' and 'we're watching you' on their screens, it's a shame we couldn't see their reactions :P Also when it got to the end of term we used the software to turn every pupil computer off XD It had a 'turn all off' button for God sake! We had to :lol: The technicians were scary, glad they never found out it was us :? Out of curiosity what was that program called? It was either Net Support Pro or Net Support School methinks. I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasssup Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 lets just say it involved me, an empty classroom and a girlfriend god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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