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- Me and some friends gave the science pet hamster some LSD. It died a few hours later, but it was so funny!

 

 

 

What the [bleep] are you doing with acid and why did you give it to an animal, and then have the nerve to laugh and find it funny?

 

 

 

PETA would have a god damn heart attack.

 

OH NOES PETA!

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- Me and some friends gave the science pet hamster some LSD. It died a few hours later, but it was so funny!

 

 

 

What the [bleep] are you doing with acid and why did you give it to an animal, and then have the nerve to laugh and find it funny?

 

 

 

PETA would have a god damn heart attack.

 

OH NOES PETA!

 

How could you!?

 

 

 

What a waste of LSD!

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57% attendance in my final year. :roll:

 

guess they should've given us a decent choice of subjects.

 

 

 

Oooor maybe you should've went to class?

 

 

 

my English teacher was a semi-illiterate dumb [wagon], my art teacher was completely bat [cabbage] crazy who at nearly 70 wore see through shirts :-X , my computing teacher didn't get the joke "is there a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them" for a whole 10 minutes, and had us doing MS powerpoint all year, and careers consisted of "there are potatoes in the soup, what kind of soup is it?" #-o

 

 

 

science was pretty good... the teacher was one of those really funny gay people, we never did anything though...

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57% attendance in my final year. :roll:

 

guess they should've given us a decent choice of subjects.

 

 

 

Oooor maybe you should've went to class?

 

 

 

my English teacher was a semi-illiterate dumb [wagon], my art teacher was completely bat [cabbage] crazy who at nearly 70 wore see through shirts :-X , my computing teacher didn't get the joke "is there a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them" for a whole 10 minutes, and had us doing MS powerpoint all year, and careers consisted of "there are potatoes in the soup, what kind of soup is it?" #-o

 

 

 

science was pretty good... the teacher was one of those really funny gay people, we never did anything though...

 

 

 

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- Me and some friends gave the science pet hamster some LSD. It died a few hours later, but it was so funny!

 

 

 

- Today I started like a 15 man brawl because some kid called me emo, which apparently if you have black straight hair your emo :roll:. I got a 3 day suspension because I was the ringleader =/

 

 

 

- I made plans to have a food fight during school. We had this thing planned for like 3 months and we made sure you have in on spagetti day. Some of the nerds told on us so I got caught. The cops came and we got fines+a police report. Apparently some kids got hospitalized because of sauce in their eyes :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

with all due respect, these sound REALLY dubious

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57% attendance in my final year. :roll:

 

guess they should've given us a decent choice of subjects.

 

 

 

Oooor maybe you should've went to class?

 

 

 

my English teacher was a semi-illiterate dumb [wagon], my art teacher was completely bat [cabbage] crazy who at nearly 70 wore see through shirts :-X , my computing teacher didn't get the joke "is there a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them" for a whole 10 minutes, and had us doing MS powerpoint all year, and careers consisted of "there are potatoes in the soup, what kind of soup is it?" #-o

 

 

 

science was pretty good... the teacher was one of those really funny gay people, we never did anything though...

 

 

 

That sounds exactly like my old earth science teacher. He always spelled his name by saying "V, as in victor" and the class joked around that victor was his boyfriend. In retrospect it was kind of mean to make fun of him like that, but his voice was just sooo funny.

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You know, you guys phrase it like a harmless prank, but you're committing a very serious crime by stealing his car. I'm not telling you off, I'm just saying I'm surprised that people didn't think of the consequences of doing this.

 

its not a crime if nobody gets caught :thumbsup:

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You know, you guys phrase it like a harmless prank, but you're committing a very serious crime by stealing his car. I'm not telling you off, I'm just saying I'm surprised that people didn't think of the consequences of doing this.

 

its not a crime if nobody gets caught :thumbsup:

 

So by your logic it's ok to rape and kill people if you don't get caught?

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Never got caught doing anything really bad, I showed my physics teacher a home made tazer i took into school. He was like,

 

 

 

"Awesome application of capacitor knowledge, but seriously Never bring that to school again or your gonna get excluded"

 

 

 

wasnt even that powerful tbh,

 

 

 

after that no-ones ever caught me doing bad stuff,

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You know, you guys phrase it like a harmless prank, but you're committing a very serious crime by stealing his car. I'm not telling you off, I'm just saying I'm surprised that people didn't think of the consequences of doing this.

 

its not a crime if nobody gets caught :thumbsup:

 

So by your logic it's ok to rape and kill people if you don't get caught?

 

ok, ok, so my logic is flawed slightly.

 

but jeez, its just a joke.

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You know, you guys phrase it like a harmless prank, but you're committing a very serious crime by stealing his car. I'm not telling you off, I'm just saying I'm surprised that people didn't think of the consequences of doing this.

 

its not a crime if nobody gets caught :thumbsup:

 

So by your logic it's ok to rape and kill people if you don't get caught?

 

 

 

 

 

If you have no morale its alright then

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Apparently its ok if you're in the military.Does forced conscription count as being in the military? :-k

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Never got caught doing anything really bad, I showed my physics teacher a home made tazer i took into school. He was like,

 

 

 

"Awesome application of capacitor knowledge, but seriously Never bring that to school again or your gonna get excluded"

 

 

 

wasnt even that powerful tbh,

 

 

 

after that no-ones ever caught me doing bad stuff,

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You know, you guys phrase it like a harmless prank, but you're committing a very serious crime by stealing his car. I'm not telling you off, I'm just saying I'm surprised that people didn't think of the consequences of doing this.

 

its not a crime if nobody gets caught :thumbsup:

 

So by your logic it's ok to rape and kill people if you don't get caught?

 

 

 

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- Me and some friends gave the science pet hamster some LSD. It died a few hours later, but it was so funny!

 

 

 

What the [bleep] are you doing with acid and why did you give it to an animal, and then have the nerve to laugh and find it funny?

 

 

 

PETA would have a god damn heart attack.

 

OH NOES PETA!

 

With their record, chances are PETA has given tons of hamsters LSD. And then danced on them.

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- Me and some friends gave the science pet hamster some LSD. It died a few hours later, but it was so funny!

 

 

 

What the [bleep] are you doing with acid and why did you give it to an animal, and then have the nerve to laugh and find it funny?

 

 

 

PETA would have a god damn heart attack.

 

OH NOES PETA!

 

With their record, chances are PETA has given tons of hamsters LSD. And then danced on them.

 

 

 

*is reminded of several South Park episodes making fun of PETA*

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Lets say my school has a really really really good internet blocker how can i get past them?

 

 

 

Tell the tech people you want to play internet games and look at mature pictures. I am sure they will disable the filter. Just mention world of warcraft.

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Lets say my school has a really really really good internet blocker how can i get past them?

 

 

 

http://www.ninjaproxy.com

 

 

 

That's what I use to bypass my school's filter.

 

 

 

Then again, it's not that good.

 

 

 

Blocked by Trend Micro

 

 

 

Trend Micro Internet Security Pro has identified this Web page as undesirable.

 

 

 

Address: http://www.ninjaproxy.com/

 

Credibility: Dangerous

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